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Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 11-02-2004 02:14

It actually works.

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"Abortion clinics are like expressways to heaven."

Tao
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 11-02-2004 02:46

Spooky. How did "they" know I am a "Tiny Dragon who loves to Mount Toes" ?

:::tao::: ::cell::

Alevice
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Mexico
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 11-02-2004 02:55

I am a very large lobster who loves to orally explore dinosaurs!

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Something else

Sexy Demoness cel

I X I
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: beyond the gray sky
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 03:33

a toe-sucking punk who loves to laugh at coke junkies

and

a flatulent goddess who loves to eat women

and

a malignant midget who loves to pilfer Wile E. Coyote

almost right...

[edit]

got an accurate one:
a tit-grabbing boy toy who loves to corner women LOL

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...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

(Edited by I X I on 11-02-2004 03:48)

(Edited by I X I on 11-02-2004 03:52)

Iron Wallaby
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 05:10

I am a titanic vixen who loves to corner pumas.

At least I am now. I better et my tail over to Africa and start chasing me down some wildcats...

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 11-02-2004 05:22

I am a flatulent disco queen who... uh... ewww... thats not right...

xcFeRiNiZeDcc
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: U.S.
Insane since: Jan 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 05:23

"You are a fucking hot bastard who loves to locate dinosaurs"


hit the nail right on the head.

(Edited by xcFeRiNiZeDcc on 11-02-2004 05:24)

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-02-2004 05:58

Apparently I'm a delicious hunk who loves to grow buffalo uncannily accurate


Justice 4 Pat Richard

tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 06:11

Oversexed beauty who loves to eat hot bitches.

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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-02-2004 06:53

"You are a pawslutty organ donor who loves to orally explore Geemo."

Sounds...well...

Who (or what) is Geemo?

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templar654
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Beyond that line...
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 07:17

Whoa... this is so so true!!

According to it I am a tit-grabbing pimp who loves to empty pumas!

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 11-02-2004 08:13

I am a foxy pinup model who loves to pull beavers. lol


'Hey, take it easy and enjoy life.... or in your case, death.' -- Yoh Asakura, 'Shaman King'

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Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 11-02-2004 09:03

OK, my result proves that this is a giant hoax!!

Apparently I'm a Punctual Cab Driver who loves to slap horses.

The punctual cab drivers are folklore I tell you! They're on the same level as bigfoot and the unicorn!



mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 11-02-2004 10:16

i am a lecherous rat who loves to whap lesbians!

B | T | E | P | L

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 11-02-2004 10:44

oversexed midget who loves to eat lanterns


Tao
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 11-02-2004 11:15

WebShaman, I found this in the Urban Dictionary for geemo

quote:
The protruding bodypart known only to be found on a Carson.
"The dude has a geemo"


So that really clears thing up then

:::tao::: ::cell::

templar654
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Beyond that line...
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 12:30

Templar scared right now!!

How the heck did I get the same thing again!!! Tit-Grabbing Pimp Who Loves To Empty Pumas!

Blaise
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted posted 11-02-2004 14:39

Well apparently I'm a boob-sucking sea captain who loves to hug hot bitches...

damn it's good!

wrayal
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Cranleigh, Surrey, England
Insane since: May 2003

posted posted 11-02-2004 18:40

Wait, my nickname's beaver....

"I am a foxy pinup model who loves to pull beavers"

*runs from wolfen!*

Go to kimber-ja.demon.co.uk and click on the link to the raytracer!

newbielike
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Outer Limits
Insane since: Mar 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 18:59

I am a godly pimp who loves to dejuice orcas

-=BmF=- Clan

AlterEgo
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Dark Side of the Moon
Insane since: Jul 2004

posted posted 11-02-2004 21:36

A macrophiliac midget who loves to deflower hellhounds...

It's like one of those origami fortune tellers or Concequences or spin the bottle. Or a ouija board.

White Hawk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out of nowhere...
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 11-03-2004 01:51

Oh yeah! I'm a cock-heavy hooch who loves to devour hot bitches!

Accurate or not - it's funny as hell!

UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 2 steps away from a los angeles curb
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 11-03-2004 07:39

hmmm...,

Flatulent Demon who loves to Punch Dragons

or

Testicular Hunk who loves to Whallop Werewolves


..., I dont seem to have a healthy outlet for aggression.

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

Luxo_Jr
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Stuck inside a Pixar short film
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 11-03-2004 13:12

Im a monstrous foot worshipper who loves to orally explore crotches (literally)

"You know you have been doing 3d too long when you walk into a church and think, "God, the polycount of this place must be huge!"

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 11-03-2004 13:45

A drunken virgin who loves to conquer lanterns...

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If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.

Nathus
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 11-03-2004 19:36

Oversexed Organ Donor who loves to Enhance Trouser Snakes

OR

Cock-heavy Porn Star who loves to Lick Beavers

AlterEgo
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Dark Side of the Moon
Insane since: Jul 2004

posted posted 11-04-2004 22:25

Pawslutty Pawslut Who Loves To Embrace Sandwiches...

My 100th Post!

AlterEgo
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Dark Side of the Moon
Insane since: Jul 2004

posted posted 11-07-2004 18:18

Right this is getting a bit boring now...

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