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lan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted posted 11-14-2004 06:15

Fancy a cold one?

Iron Wallaby
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 11-14-2004 06:42

Beer tastes nasty.

Give me a cherry coke instead.

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Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 11-14-2004 07:32

Here, here I'll take one if you have regular Bud.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-14-2004 07:32

I fancy an Alaskan Amber ale right about now, but a Cherry Coke would do nicely too

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Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-14-2004 08:09

St. Arnold's Fancy Lawnmower suits me fine. Actually, three of them have suited me just this evening ...

lan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted posted 11-14-2004 08:18

Place your orders, boys and girls
Sorry 'bout the ads (no pop ups) but the drinks are on the house!


That's a mighty fine brewery ya got there Wes; might have to visit one day.

PS It's 34-35C here and 80% humidity; we're even drinking water.

(Edited by lan on 11-14-2004 08:50)

sib
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Canada
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 11-14-2004 10:35

A Sleemans Cream Ale sounds good or a Bittburger Pilsner.

Thanks

asptamer
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Lair
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 11-14-2004 10:39

lol... so how do I get her naked?


[edit] this is stupid. she only does like 5 things... even that rooster did more stuff than this blonde. or am I pushing the wrong buttons ? : )



(Edited by asptamer on 11-14-2004 11:00)

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Elizabethtown, KY
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 11-14-2004 11:12

Bud Light. And no I'm not old enough =\.

Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-14-2004 14:19

A pint of Guinness, or some other nice dark stout, is always welcome

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briggl
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New England
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 11-14-2004 14:43

I'll have a Belhaven Scotish Ale, or maybe a Tenant's Lager.


krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-14-2004 14:59

Participated in a Pub Crawl for Cancer yesterday because I'm such a charitable guy.

A team of 10 people + 5 bars + 4 pitchers/bar = Ugh

Plus, 2 hours of after party where beer was free. Ouch.

But when I'm not drinking ridiculously large quantities, I'll take a Modelo Dark or Heffeweissen.

:::11oh1:::

I X I
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: beyond the gray sky
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 11-14-2004 22:02

hmmm
no
I'll second the "beer's nasty" from whoever up there said it

but when I drink, it's Aristocrat Vodka with a Smirnoff Twisted5 Green Apple chaser

Greenhill Alabama Toadie Frog - mix 1 part vodka with 2 parts mountain dew and 1 pack tropical punch Kool-Aid
shake (but not too much) and enjoy




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Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 11-15-2004 00:42

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat for me.

Thumper
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Deeetroit, MI. USA
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 11-15-2004 02:17

Grolsch when I am feeling international, Labatt Blue when I am feeling rational, Budweiser or any other domestic beer if I am feeling...like killing myself.

Nathus
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 11-15-2004 08:49

I'll have a Black and Tan

tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 11-15-2004 09:42

Anyone's old enough to drink beer--it's whether it's legal or not that matters

They all taste the same to me.

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-15-2004 10:55

*shudder*... beer is revolting... but then I can't drink at all, so why am I even bothering?


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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-15-2004 11:00

A nice, cold Jever...yummy! Though in summer, when it is hot, a nice cold Erdinger (hefeweissen) is very, very good!!

Germany has around 5000 different recognized Breweries...I've been here for 10 years, and I'm not even halfway through yet.

Blaise
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted posted 11-15-2004 11:20

What is wrong with you ppl.. beer, disgusting?! That disgusts me! :O

you need to get a mouthfull of good ale down your neck, it's an aquired taste much like drinking red wine, but oh so rewarding, plus it doesn't mess you up with dodgy chemicals like lager does!

I used to be a big Spitfire man, but these days it's a London Pride or a Guiness.

Here's to health!

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-15-2004 12:45

Blaise, German beer is among the best in the world. No chemicals whatsoever. Brewed according to the Reinheitsgebot (it is a law) that specifies what can go into the beer - only natural products. GERMANY"S PURITY LAW

And that since 1516.

(Edited by WebShaman on 11-15-2004 12:47)

mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 11-15-2004 13:46

a good old austrian Murauer for me, please

B | T | E | P | L

Blaise
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted posted 11-15-2004 14:24

Webshaman, I agree with you!

My gripe is with the heathens that don't like the real stuff! :P

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-15-2004 15:25

Beer drinking is serious business!! Prost!!



(Edited by WebShaman on 11-15-2004 15:25)

Tao
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 11-15-2004 15:49

Doh! A Beer! I want a beer...
Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
Me, the guy whom Ray buys beer...
Far, the way to go for beer.
So, I think I'll have a beer,
La, la la la la la la.
Tea? No thanks, I'll have a beer...
And that brings us back to Doh! doh! Doh!

--Homer Simpson.

Seymour
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: K-town, FL, USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 11-15-2004 16:36

there are a lot of different things that she does
love/kiss/fight/gun fight/bend/lick/lay down/dance/wet t/strip/guy/phone number/drink beer/belly dance/tongue/butt and there are a lot more i typed in but lost when page crashed so have fun with it

Hugh
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dublin, Ireland
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 11-15-2004 17:21

Vodka neat, or Stella Artois if I can get the Belgian brewed version. (English brewed version is piss)
I also drink Carlsberg or Budweiser.

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 11-15-2004 19:52

Okanagan Springs Lager...Please. COLD!

And the only reason Brits drink room temprature beer is because LUCAS was in charge of refridgeration!

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 11-15-2004 20:10

WebShaman:

Beer is entirely made up of chemicals, like just about everything else in this world.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 11-15-2004 20:50

Beer is never meant to be drunk at room temperature.

A good ale (yes, inclduing those made by the 'brits') should be served at about cellar temperature - which is considerably cooler than room temperature.

Any beer - lager or ale - should not be served so cold that you can't taste it.

And, of course, as norm said - it's all chemicals of one sort or another



(Edited by DL-44 on 11-15-2004 21:20)

lan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted posted 11-15-2004 21:04

^ Homer - the man

[sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 11-15-2004 22:18

lol, leave it to me to find this shit...

Type in 'boobs' or 'ass'. Ass is good. <edit> 'show boobs'
<edit 2> type in 'kiss' damnit!
Beer is an acquired taste. It's about the only alcoholic beverage I drink these days.

"Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah

(Edited by synax on 11-15-2004 22:20)

(Edited by synax on 11-15-2004 22:23)

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-15-2004 22:31

'nax: Try:

'kiss your friend'

It's my personal favorite.

:::11oh1:::

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 11-16-2004 00:24

mmmm, beer...

My latest favorite is Youngs Double Chocolate Stout. Goes great with a cigar.

Other than that (if we talk strange beers) I like the Aect Schenkelra Rauchbier. You won't need a snack to accompany that one...

Only beer I've never liked is Moosehead.. Bad tasting rainwater in my book..

While on the topic, they've finally introduced this years christmas brews over here. Mighty tasty!

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 11-16-2004 00:33

my favorite was 'vagina'

Black Hat
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Sin City (Can you guess where?)
Insane since: Sep 2004

posted posted 11-16-2004 00:51

Beer is.. Well I cant think of the correct word... nasty?

I prefer my hard alcohols (and Im only 17).

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synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 11-16-2004 02:33

Jah -- Underagers tend to prefer mixed drinks and coolers.

You'll learn fast how sugar and alcohol make you feel the next day.

"Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah

I X I
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: beyond the gray sky
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 11-16-2004 06:28

here's one I heard about, but have yet to try

Jager and Red Bull

I know, sounds nasty, somebody go out and try it!




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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-16-2004 06:45

WHAT!!?? Full of chemicals? I have been lied too!

*sniff, sniff*

Guess I'll go drown my sorrows with a good beer...

Luxo_Jr
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Stuck inside a Pixar short film
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 11-16-2004 06:50

Beer is good! Sometimes Im really in the mood for one but that's not much. Im more of a Spirits person. But I do loooove a good Guinnes!

"You know you have been doing 3d too long when you walk into a church and think, "God, the polycount of this place must be huge!"

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