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norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 06-12-2003 09:00

I just posted my last paper for an online psychology110 class, I hope the last psychology class I'll ever take.

This paper was the last in a long series covering the numerous disorders I am afflicted with. I always knew I was a bit twisted , now I'm just glad the class wasn't longer or I would have more syndromes than I can keep track of.

So if I get labled with a disorder that less than 1% of the worlds population has, doesn't that kind of make me one of the elite? I don't mind being a nut-case as long as I'm not the garden variety.

I've had enough. May I go back to my cell, or better yet, down to the basement for some shock therapy? Put the icepick away please.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-12-2003 10:07

Shock therapy for norm, coming right up.

Yuri21
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 06-12-2003 17:35

Hey Suho, I knew I was supposed to check into the mental clinic or something like that.

So, where do I go for my treatment? :P

I am asexual, neither male nor female.

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-12-2003 18:35

Hey, just be glad you don't have any of the versions of necrophilia, or koro (a disorder where a man believes his penis is drawing up into his body, at which point he'll die), or one of the other interesting maladies I learned about on my way to my degree in Psychology.

It's an interesting field, but I wouldn't recommend it as a major by itself. Either take it as a minor or double major with something more directly practical.

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 06-12-2003 18:44

Yuri21,

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platyjim
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Fromsville
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 06-12-2003 21:31

Lets hear some of the disorders youve diagnosed yourself with having.

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Now Officially Superior!

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 06-12-2003 22:34

I kind of like psychology. The human mind is a very interesting, yet often scary thing. It's amazing what it's capable of.

Bodhi - Cell 617

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-12-2003 23:48

Yes, norm... let us hear them...

It would be... delicious... *pinkie held to corner of mouth*

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 06-13-2003 03:17

Ok, here is the begining of the list. I don't have time to list them all, because the voices are starting again, so I'll have to go some where dark and quite for a while......

Apparently I suffer from:

antisocial personality disorder

bipolar disorder

male answer syndrome

muscle dysmorphia

I think that 'suffer' is much to harsh a word to use since I really enjoy myself most of the time!

iconoclast
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: SM Megamall
Insane since: May 2003

posted posted 06-13-2003 04:02

oh come on

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I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow.

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 06-13-2003 04:03

one of my classmates wanted to be a physchologist, I know why because it's easy for her to manipulate other people's mind.

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 06-13-2003 04:07

Yannah: Are you sure thats not just you I reckon I could do something similar with a bit of chewing gum on the end of a thin stick.

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FAQs: Emperor

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 06-13-2003 04:32

iconoclast:

does your remark imply disappointment with the list of disorders? Please remember that I'm just an amature at this whole psychology thing.

If you would care to foot the bill, we could always have a professional do the diagnosis.....

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-13-2003 06:30

What's "male answer syndrome"? Is that like when you give one-word answers to your wife while you're trying to watch sports on TV or surf the Net?

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 06-13-2003 06:38

The textbook describes male answer syndrome as the tendency to offer an answer, explaination, and or opinion, on subjects which you know nothing about.

I think the symptoms you descibed are usually attributed to disassociative disorder.....

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 06-13-2003 06:40
quote:
since I really enjoy myself most of the time!



that's too much info

I am sure that I suffer from some of those as well.

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

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Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 06-13-2003 08:03

We sometimes get finger dyslexia, but we guess we kind of stick to multiple personalities.

iconoclast
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: SM Megamall
Insane since: May 2003

posted posted 06-13-2003 09:27

norm:

i was a bit disappointed with the topic not wid the list, u said no more psychology for you..too bad i think psychology's fun... [well im dumb what do you expect]

If i got some ch$ng-ch$ng i'll prolly do what you said.

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I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow.

Yuri21
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 06-14-2003 04:32

I think I'm a bit of:

mpd

??? disorder(what's the one where the person lies that he's sick in order to get attention?)

ocd

and so on. :P

I am asexual, neither male nor female.

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