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njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 05-28-2002 18:19

I've always figured Chris Farley would somehow rise from the dead to play me in a movie... him or Dustin Diamond.

njuice42
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Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 05-28-2002 18:23

Tom Cruise is the likely canidate for me.

We're about the same height.

-Jestah
Cell 277

tikigod
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: outside Augusta National
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 05-28-2002 18:34

Since Im a cuban-american I'd have to say Andy Garcia.

Though I'd be happy to have some one like Deniro, Nicholson, or Pacino play me.;D


-tiki, cell 478

Schitzoboy
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Yes
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 05-28-2002 18:57

I'd play me. No one in hollywood can match both my sex appeal and intellect.

Aww who am I kidding. I'd be lucky to get Tobey Mcguire

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-28-2002 19:12

I think that question has already been decided, long ago...it would be Ray, of course...

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 05-28-2002 19:54

Large, loud, bearded man prone to shouting - Brain Blessed (and he sent me a Xmas card this year )

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 05-28-2002 21:02

Either David Keith or Patrick Swayze, in that order of preference.

. . : slicePuzzle

Witherin
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Scarborough, ON, Canada
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-28-2002 21:38

I'd have to say Kevin Spacey.



Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 05-28-2002 22:39

umm.. since I've heard the suggestion from friends from time to time I got to say:

Jack Nicholson
(only problem that I'm roughly half his age, but then again; this is a philosophical question )

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 05-28-2002 23:18

Stuart Townshend or Vincent Perez

edit: maybe Brandon Lee





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vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 05-28-2002 23:54

Barbara Streisand or Sandra Bullock

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 05-29-2002 00:17

I don't know his name, but that kid who played the geek on "road trip".

[edit: actually, i look a lot like 'paul' from the wonder years, or used to at least, but he's probably a lot older now.]

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-29-2002 00:24

Well, when I was in school Alex Winters (The Lost Boys--not B&TEA) would have been a dead lock. Now I have long hair (which has grown darker) and a goatee, though. I'm thinking if I grew the rest of my beard back... Jesus? I've heard he's kind of busy with some other projects these days, though. Something about Armageddon--Oops, I wasn't supposed to say anything about that...




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InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 05-29-2002 01:07

I heard somewhere that Merylin Manson played paul on the wonder years, not so sure if its true but if you look there is a resemblence. You have a big nose slime? By the way Josh Savano played paul.

VP I had no idea you were a female

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 05-29-2002 01:08

Probably Matthew Perry, that's who I get accused of looking like the most.



njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 05-29-2002 01:13

Tee hee. Les combine this with the final moments thread... that's one hell of a movie, eh?

njuice42
icq 957255

moaiz
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 05-29-2002 01:19

Kevin Smith or Brian O'Halloran the guy who played "Dante" in clerks.

and at some point in the movie my character would have to echo the line from clerks..."this job would be great if it wasnt for the fuckin customers..."

Patrick
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Houston, Texas
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 05-29-2002 02:15

It would have to be Jack Black. He is the only guy even close to looking like me. But i would like to se farley rise from the grave. That guy ruled all.

If i had to pick an actor just by personality it would be Jack Nicholson in As Good As it Gets.


Ghosts of Rock

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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-29-2002 09:01

Yes...it's 'Final Moments', the movie...

Staring (insert the above mentioned actors here)...

heh, someone call Spielberg on this...

One question...who is going to want to play SB? *breaks down laughing* 'I just shat me briches'...Hehe...Oh, that's killing me...gotta have a camera close up when he says it...

DocOzone
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist
Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there...

From: Stockholm, Sweden
Insane since: Mar 1994

posted posted 05-29-2002 11:27

OK, I've been thinking hard on this one, who, WHO? Then it hit me, one of my favorite actors, who unfortunately got a bit typecast as Data from STtNG, but remember him as the crazy scientist in Independence Day? It wasn't until I saw the little traveling play "Every Good Boy Deserves Favor" with the rest of the ST cast in different roles that I realized this: Brent Spiner wil have to get the role of me! (I have a hard time picturing anyone else in the role. OK, Maybe Nicholson, but he's too old now. Perhaps Russel Crowe? Nah... Spiner.)

Your pal, -doc-

njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 05-29-2002 11:50

Lol I've always been a bit of a data-man myself :P Something about the pastey white flesh makes me all fuzzy inside.

Moving on...

Yeah, let's toss John Gleece in and give Speilberg a ring, we should be set. Now all I have to do is think about what I'd wear to the Oscars... I'm thinking... a blue polka dot mumu

njuice42
icq 957255

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-29-2002 12:20

keanu reeves

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 05-29-2002 13:12

Sharon Stone. OR Michelle Phieffer.(Movie Wolf) hehehehehe



'Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.'

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Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 05-29-2002 15:15

Edward Norton

St. Seneca
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 3rd shelf, behind the cereal
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 05-29-2002 15:15

Moaiz, you take Brian, ok? Strangers have actually come up to me and told me how much they think that I look like Kevin Smith. No one else in Hollywood could play me.

But if the story of my life were a musical, I would ask that Ewan McGregor play me. That would make my wife happy. She fell in love with him in Moulan Rouge.

njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 05-29-2002 19:53

So did I. He's ever so dreamy!

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 05-30-2002 08:23

Probably the person that looks most like me in show-biz is Lenny Kravitz, and last time I checked, he doesn't act!
So.. uhhhh.. Nicholas Cage perhaps? hehehe

Ogie
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Australia, the land of deadly creatures, and deadly idiots (Steve Irwin, who else?)
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 05-30-2002 13:29

I'm waiting for Luxo to say that Hayley Joel Osmont would play him

-= 'I'm not insensitive...I just don't give a shit =-

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 05-30-2002 18:51

Christopher Walkins

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Fig
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Houston, TX, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 06-01-2002 21:44

i've had people tell me i remind them of both David Spade (possibly due to my sarcasm at times) and the guy that plays Frasier's brother Niles (i forget the actors name). they're both a bit too mainstream looking for me tho (currently bleached hair, earring, partial goatee). the other one i hear a lot is that i could be a twin for Christian on Road Rules on Mtv. but as for who would play me? hmmm...

chris


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DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 06-02-2002 00:41

Ving Rames

~smirk~

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-02-2002 00:55

Gilbert: You mean Walken? The question is, can you dance like he can?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 06-02-2002 11:27

I'd get played by that guy who played Max Fisher in "Rushmore".


When I can see further, it means that I am standing on the shoulders of giants. - Newton

Trigger
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 06-02-2002 18:43

Id be played by Rowan Attkinson
i dont think i need to say anymore

Dracusis
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Brisbane, Australia
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 06-02-2002 20:11

Tim Burton, and yes, he has 'acted' in a movie before.

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 06-04-2002 18:41

Soho - No I can't dance like him, but I like him a bunch. I don't even look like him or act like him, and am no where near as scary as him. I guess people tell me I sort of look like the older brother in Lost Boys, Jason Patrick I think his name is. I guess I would probably pick him.

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trust_no1
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: outer space
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 06-05-2002 00:10

i'd have to say Jay Mohr or Keanu Reeves
both comming of age stars

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-05-2002 00:21

"Goodnight Room, goodnight Moon,
Goodnight Cow jumping over the Moon...

Please children, schooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the schooching. You, in the red, chop chop..."
- Christopher Walken reading Goodnight Moon to small children (The Simpsons)

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 06-05-2002 04:16

Actually although Brian Blessed probably reflects the general feeling I've just realised that I can have the Undertaker (before he got his hair cut) play me as the one who looks most like me (apart from the height) - he was in Suburban Commando so he even counts as an actor (I've also been informed that <whisper>wrestling is fake</whisper> so that counts as acting too - although not very good acting, more ham than a Danish pig farm!!).

Everyone seems to have gone for rather glamorous acting types so the closest I could get there is Jack Nicholson (someone I knew once wrote on their Shining poster that it looked like me).

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reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-05-2002 04:41

heh - i was looking at my trainspotting soundtrack cover the other day, and i have to say that the guy on that looks like he could do a pretty good job of stephen (twitch).
as for me...
it would have to be dawson from dawson's creek, cause i've been told a few times i look like him.
...or, were it about 4 years ago, when i was sporting shoulder-length hair, it would have been one of those hanson kids...
mmmmm bop!


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njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 06-05-2002 07:18

That's disturbing...

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 06-05-2002 13:56

Some people would say Drew Carrey, but then those people would be ithout a head, or anything that could be called arms or legs, becuase I would rip them off.

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DigitalUbiquity
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: St. Paul, MN, USA
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted posted 06-05-2002 16:25

I am pained to say it, but I have been compared to Meatloaf in both appearance and personality. Sad, sad days, to be sure. But, as he is also an actor, I feel compelled to pick him to play me.

DigitalUbiquity

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-05-2002 16:44

Rotflmao!!! Meatloaf!!! And I thought I had it bad....

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 06-05-2002 18:53

Maybe Dawson, Drew Carey, and Meatloaf could get together and make a movie about three gay lovers who battle an evil emperor in a dark jungle.

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Dokuzetsu
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: Negative Space
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 06-06-2002 05:16

David Duchovney

"I want to believe"

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