Topic awaiting preservation: Back by popular demand

Since the links in the archived one were dead and I've had some requests to revive this, behold...
the fist in the mouth tutorial

1. You may wish to remove any lipstick, rings, etc. Things can get quite messy and painful, otherwise.
2. I like to start with making a fist, and then proceed to moving the thumb side of the fist towards your mouth as seen in Fig.1
Fig. 1


3. Begin to put fist in mouth as seen in Fig. 2
Fig. 2


4. Expect some resistance at this point, but do not give in. The fist will realize that it belongs in your mouth afterall. See Fig. 3
Fig 3.


5. It will eventually go in.
Side view


Ah sweet success.

Now nobody can say they didn't see it.
Sorry for repetition for those of you in disgust right now.

So, what do you do with the tongue? Do you have a preference for which fist to use? Do you wash your hand before or after you put it in your mouth?

Just some questions for the FAQ I know you are bound to do eventually ...

Cell Number: 494

wow...

WOW....

but... can you eat bugs??

*stands and applauds* a classic Asylum moment relived.......... encore! (nice one Jeni!) heh

:insert max's crazy smilies here: Great tutorial! I'll give that a go later

you'd think she'd take off the ring first.

Looks like you hit the 'ol gag reflex in Figure 3...

guys, be careful when you try this! I got my first stuck in my mouth for about 3 hours. It's a bitch trying to eat a sandwich with a fist in your mouth, lemme tell ya!

I said it then and I say it again...

. . : slicePuzzle

that hand looks a bit jaundiced

Jason

Yeeehoooo! 'Fist Eater of the stars!'

I just luv that tut!

You rock, girl!

Behold, we had a Toemuncher and now we have a Fistmuncher. What will be next?

~polite round of applause~

We are truly in the presence of greatness.

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Emps

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I would like to second BeeKay and suggest that this go up in the FAQ for all of posterity.

Heh. I second the motion...

I swear some people type stuff just to increase their number of posts...

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Yeah! Don't you just hate that, GN? Oh! Look my number of posts just went up a notch. Cool!

hahaha, I'm loving it Jeni. I remember a few years back in high school there was someone who would try and disgust everyone else by doing that. Somehow it's kinda kinky in person, where it kinda loses a bit over the computer. Possibly because it resembles someone I saw stick a 20oz. coke bottle in their mouth. Well, maybe only half of it or so, but it was the bottom half.

OK, I think I'm gonna go somewhere else now before I get slapped

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-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Unoriginal Cell 693

As for posting things of no importance, I have no idea what you're talking about...

[edit: "We have a flood-control something or another that doesn't allow you to post until 60 seconds after your last post."

Gilbert, I hope that you were not referring to me. You have more than half the number of posts that I do and I've been posting here for nearly two years.

Hey guys, if you muck up my thread, it won't get archived and then....and then...no more.

Theres more???

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

*wants more!!!*

LOL
I meant that the tutorial would live "no more".

I was just bored St. Seneca. And I had a bad day when I posted that. It wasn't in reference to anyone.

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Wow. That's all I can say... just "wow."

Cell 270

Well, you know, I loved this the 1st time around, and of course it's still great to see such feminine talent, but I think we need an updated photo sequence here.....

I mean....we've seen this one Let's see the other hand

Or maybe both hands...

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I'll do my best.

yeah, yer fists'r smaller and yer mouth's bigger now right? so...



Jason

edit friggin slimies =)

[This message has been edited by JKMabry (edited 10-03-2002).]

So...is this going in the Faq?

You guys know you can add this to the FAQ yourselves right?

The method works too! I tried it out for myself...

wow!

Now try the whole arm

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Well as no-one else did I added this to the FAQ:
http://faq.ozoneasylum.com/828/

Thanks for sharing Jeni

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Thanks Emps, for adding it. Three cheers for Jeni!

*hip-hip hooray! hip-hip hooray! hip-hip hooray!*

You're now an Asylum legend! (if you were not before...).