Closed Thread Icon

Topic awaiting preservation: A war we all must fight.... (Page 1 of 1) Pages that link to <a href="https://ozoneasylum.com/backlink?for=13982" title="Pages that link to Topic awaiting preservation: A war we all must fight.... (Page 1 of 1)" rel="nofollow" >Topic awaiting preservation: A war we all must fight.... <span class="small">(Page 1 of 1)</span>\

 
krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 15:56

The war on masturbation

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-22-2002 16:23

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-22-2002 16:32

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

genis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dallas, TX
Insane since: Aug 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 16:48

Well, personally, I think everything started going downhill when God decided to stop striking people dead.

I think we'd all be alot clearer on where he stood if lightning deaths were still prevalent when immediately preceded by masturbation.

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 17:05

I think the world would be a lot less populated...

brucew
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: North Coast of America
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 11-22-2002 17:17
quote:
Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.


Drat! And here I thought weakness was because I can't afford a personal trainer and depression was because of the neverending dreary days here on th North Coast. Why, just this past Monday I saw the eye doctor about new lenses and... dang, I know I'm forgetting something...

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 17:21
quote:
Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for Masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Oral and anal sex are already illegal in several States, and people like it that way! Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas, and the Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law, even going as far as to torture clerks that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and candles, and there has been no public outcry.



So let me see here... Torture is okay but mastubating is wrong? Reminds me of the George Carlin skit..."In war it's legal to shoot napalm at someone, back home it's illegal to give them an Orgasm!!"

quote:
Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.



95% of all americans admit that they masturbate... the other 5% are liars. That's all I have to say about that...

GrythusDraconis
Prince of Gold - Lord of Dragons

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 17:26

I love the link to the... "whitehouse" site. The problem is that it'll fool some people. I started rolling when i saw the crime vs. masturbation comparisons. You would think that people would be to busy stroking the dolphin, choking the snake, strangling the weasal, slapping the salami, pounding the pud.... ummm.... what was I saying... oh yeah... doing all that to commit any crimes....

GrythusDraconis
Prince of Gold - Lord of Dragons

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 11-22-2002 18:11
quote:
Well, personally, I think everything started going downhill when God decided to stop striking people dead.



Beautiful. One for Suho's 'golden book of wisdom'

=)



Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 19:11

Krets - I think the world would be completly unpopulated.....

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 22:36

DANG IT! My supervisors finally leave so I can pull up that page, and it's exceeded it's traffic limit already...


Bodhi - Cell 617

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 11-22-2002 23:17

I believe krets' views on the subject are clear.

No wonder I hardly see Bugs around anymore

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 11-23-2002 01:31

Just call me France.

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-23-2002 01:57

hey France

Jason

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 11-23-2002 12:29

Okay, now stop.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-23-2002 21:56

Here's something you don't read everyday:
http://www.family.org/docstudy/solid/a0014922.html

. . : slicePuzzle

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-24-2002 10:37

DL: You know, I was thinking the same exact thing when I read that... that's definitely a pearl.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-25-2002 14:32

For the record, God didn't kill Onan for masturbating. This is a scripture consistently taken out of context by Christians who don't actually read the Bible.

Onan was called upon by his father Judah to take the wife of his brother Er, who was slain, and have children by her, which was the custom. Onan did not want to do this, so when he "went in unto his brother?s wife," he pulled out ? for lack of a better term ? so she wouldn't have his children.

That is what displeased God. It had not one thing to do with masturbating. And until somebody shows me a legitimate scripture that forbids it, I'll just keep on flogging, thank you very much.

Oh, and on a lighter note.



&nbsp;&nbsp;Offbeat, roadside Texas attractions. (A little Google bombing doesn't hurt.)

« BackwardsOnwards »

Show Forum Drop Down Menu