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Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-29-2003 06:00

If you had the ability to cure all the diseases that plague mankind forever but it meant eliminating a single reasonably large group of people (think 10 million +) all linked by some sort of ethnicity, race, gender, etc. who would you choose?

Jestah

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-29-2003 06:47

I would eliminate the French of course.

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-29-2003 07:35

I would eliminate all of the humans that were born on this planet (Except me and one other person)

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-29-2003 10:46

Everyone with an income higher than $1000 a year.

Which would basically eliminate everyone in the western world, (including me) leaving only the poorer persons in 3rd-world countries. Since nobody there would be plagued like diseases like aids, I'd love to see how their version of the world would turn out.

Kicking humanity back a little. Going to a world Tyler Durden would love to see.

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-29-2003 10:57

This is: The world according to Tyler Durden

-------------------

All those people without common sense.

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 10-29-2003 11:57

Nobody. Even if it was a single person I had to eliminate, I wouldn't do it because I don't think one has any right upon somebody's life, no matter what is at stake. It is a question of morality.

So, you would cure mankind, great, and what happens to the people you chose to kill ? You would tell them they lost at the Big Roulette ? Or that you just didn't like them ? How cool. Eliminating some people to make some other people live... it reminds me of displeasant moments in mankind's history. Just think about it.

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-29-2003 12:06

Moon shadow, I think nobody here would ever want to make such a decision. However, this is a hypothetical question. The question is not "what would you do" but

quote:
who would you choose?



Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 10-29-2003 12:46

Sorry, I was taken away in my rant, I didn't even notice.

I would probably choose the criminals or the racists then.

[This message has been edited by Moon Shadow (edited 10-29-2003).]

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-29-2003 15:09

Most certainly them.

Couldn't be us.

=)

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-29-2003 15:45


I'm towards politicians and political leaders.

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 10-29-2003 17:01

Everyone who has ever made a blanket statement asserting the superiority of Macs.

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Moon Dancer
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Lost Grove
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-29-2003 17:34

If I were given that ability, I wouldn't use it. Not for any moral reasons about mass killings, but because disease is a natural part of life. It is a natural population control and a driver for evolution. To destroy all disease would be to stagnate the species, which in my view is a far worse crime than killing 10 million people.

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-29-2003 22:01

I'd kill anyone with the word "Moon" in their username. They seem to be the ones f*cking up this thread.

Jestah

Moon Dancer
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Lost Grove
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-29-2003 23:01

Sorry if I didn't read the instruction manual clearly for replying to this hypothetical question. I'll look better next time.

I thought my answer was well within the context of the question. I mean, c'mon, why should I settle for a measly ten million when I can off billions? But, whatever.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-29-2003 23:34

Whoa.....and this is a mighty important thread too - hate to see it get "f*cked up" by some careless poster offering opinions on the question at hand.....

Can't have that now!




Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-30-2003 00:02

Sorry, I was unaware neither DL or Moon Dancer could take a joke. From now on I'll have to comment those out for older browsers and humorless posters.

Jestah

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-30-2003 00:03

It strikes me that such a broad and loaded hypothetical question:

quote:
but it meant eliminating a single reasonably large group of people (think 10 million +) all linked by some sort of ethnicity, race, gender, etc. who would you choose?



Is bound to get emotive. I'm unsure what you were looking for as an answer - Jews? Blacks? Gays? Republicans?

Is there a serious point? If Jestah were a new comer posting that question he'd probably shut the thread down for trolling (and if he didn't one of the Mad Scis probably would).

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InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-30-2003 00:11

Um, in the heat of that... I'd like to point out that I too was joking.

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-30-2003 00:14

Thats a good point Emps.

Its probably also the reason it was posted under the Philosophy and other Silliness forum. I don't know specifically if there needs to be a point to a question posted in a forum set aside for silliness. We'll have to ask the Doc on this one.

Jestah

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-30-2003 01:09

Jestah: Well this is Philosophy and other Silliness and more than half have some kind of seriousish philosphical point underlying them. If this was just intended as Silliness you might have wanted to flag it with one of the wide selection of slimies we have available.

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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-30-2003 01:25

Ah yes, a joke.

Good one

Ok, here's an even funnier one:

I'd kill anyone named jestah, because they're all stupid pricks.

=)




Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-30-2003 12:02
quote:
I'd kill anyone with the word "Moon" in their username. They seem to be the ones f*cking up this thread.



I generally try to avoid things like this, but that was a joke? It seems to me that there are those (judging by what I have seen in other threads) who make harsh statements and then later defend them by saying they were only joking. It's like walking around and hitting people in the face and then saying, "Why are you angry? I was only joking."

One of the problems with posting on a message board is that no one can see your facial expression or body language. All they have to go on are your words. This is why I believe in the regular and proper use of slimies, especially when saying things that might be taken the wrong way.

However, slimies only work when the words in question might be interpreted as a joke. To be perfectly honest with you, I don't think a row of winking slimies would have done much to alleviate the harshness of this particular "joke."


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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-30-2003 16:09

But Suho - if he doesn't do things like that, then he has to work harder to come up with a pointless reason to argue with everybody about nothing.

Don't be a buzzkill Suho...let the boy have his fun.



[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 10-30-2003).]

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-30-2003 16:15

I'm not exactly sure how eliminating 10+ million people relates to curing all diseases,
but I would have to go with all the people who have American Flag stickers on their cars.
I like to call the Fair-Weather Fans.


.quotes.

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-30-2003 17:32

politicians, lawyers and telefon disinfecters!

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-30-2003 21:49
quote:
If you had the ability to cure all the diseases that plague mankind forever but it meant eliminating a single reasonably large group of people (think 10 million +) all linked by some sort of ethnicity, race, gender, etc. who would you choose?



I wouldn't choose anyone. I would let things continue on their way. I feel that there are too many people around as it is. Removing disease would set us up for massive population problems, moreso then we're seeing happen now.

Before you get your baseball bat ALL the way up your ass, Jestah; not choosing is a perfectly realistic response. I would much rather be spurned, imprisoned , tortured, and basically maligned until death before inflicting a world without disease on the survivors of my decision.

Now, If I were FORCED to choose, I have three options.

1. The smallest group, regardless of who it is, just so i can feel better about myself in having killed so few.

2. The largest group, regardless of who it is, just so I can feel better about myself in having lessened the population by so much, thus giving the survivors a chance.

3. Either of the above so long as I can find a way to get myself into that group first so I don't have to live in a world such as I would be making.

So to turn this around, who would YOU choose, Jestah. Realistically now.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-31-2003 02:18

DL: You're right... what was I thinking? As you were, gentlemen (and women).


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Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 10-31-2003 12:47
quote:
Everyone with an income higher than $1000 a year.



Haha, I only make $800 a year, and now I'm unemployed. I'm a survivor!

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 11-01-2003 10:37

If this was just intended as Silliness you might have wanted to flag it with one of the wide selection of slimies we have available.
Emps, I placed my thread in the proper forum to avoid any need to "flag" it. Whether or not you want to answer my question is no reason for you to ask me to label something thats in the correct location.

I generally try to avoid things like this, but that was a joke?

Of course it was a joke Suho. By chance, the two individuals who seemed hesitant to answer the question both had names beginning with "Moon." At least read this thread before you ask stupid questions.

It seems to me that there are those (judging by what I have seen in other threads) who make harsh statements and then later defend them by saying they were only joking. It's like walking around and hitting people in the face and then saying, "Why are you angry? I was only joking."

Suho, it seems to me you've accused me of making harsh statements in other threads toward other members only to reply with "I was joking." Be a decent guy and post an example. Otherwise be a decent guy and promptly apologize. There is little need for you to make these false accusations.

However, slimies only work when the words in question might be interpreted as a joke. To be perfectly honest with you, I don't think a row of winking slimies would have done much to alleviate the harshness of this particular "joke."

If a row of slimies aren't enough of you to figure out the joke perhaps sobering up and reading this thread in the proper context and state of mind will be enough for you. If English isn't your primarly language Master Suho by all means fill me in on what it is and I'll attempt to translate it for you. It seems absurd someone who I previously viewed as rationally minded would choose to spend this much time posting something that anyone with a 3rd grade education would see as a joke. As I've said previous to this the two people who seemed hesitant to answer this question happened to have names beginning with "Moon." That was about all there was to it. Put down your beer and re-read this thread.


Before you get your baseball bat ALL the way up your ass, Jestah; not choosing is a perfectly realistic response. I would much rather be spurned, imprisoned , tortured, and basically maligned until death before inflicting a world without disease on the survivors of my decision.


GN in the off chance that you choose to take the time to read from my original post till this one you'll probably realize that I haven't once commented on anyone being unwilling to kill an entire group in order to destroy all disease in a negative way. Take the baseball bat out of your own ass.

So to turn this around, who would YOU choose, Jestah. Realistically now.
Realistically, I would choose people like Emps and Suho. Had DLs second post not occured they would not have replied the way they did. Of course you realize you fit into this group. Remove all three of their comments and theres just no reason for you to respond the way you did.

You four made this a negative thread. Not I.

Jestah

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-01-2003 12:52

[Edit: You know what? It's just not worth it...]

[This message has been edited by Suho1004 (edited 11-01-2003).]

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 11-01-2003 13:25

Edit : Bha nevermind. Settle your scores if this is what you want

[This message has been edited by Moon Shadow (edited 11-01-2003).]

[This message has been edited by Moon Shadow (edited 11-01-2003).]

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 11-01-2003 14:06
quote:
If this was just intended as Silliness you might have wanted to flag it with one of the wide selection of slimies we have available.
Emps, I placed my thread in the proper forum to avoid any need to "flag" it. Whether or not you want to answer my question is no reason for you to ask me to label something thats in the correct location.



If this was the Silliness forum then I might agree but it isn't. You might consider the various threads on the existence o God or the various wars around the world or the environment to be silly but that isn't my problem. Even then if I was going to make a joke post about genocide (even in a forum dedicated purely to silliness) I'd probably want to flag it as such o avoid misunderstanding.

quote:
So to turn this around, who would YOU choose, Jestah. Realistically now.
Realistically, I would choose people like Emps and Suho. Had DLs second post not occured they would not have replied the way they did. Of course you realize you fit into this group. Remove all three of their comments and theres just no reason for you to respond the way you did.



Luckily I (and probably Suho) don't need DL's help to spot the ridiculousness of your postings in this thread - he got here before the rest of us so whoop dee doo. Does DL posting first mean we can't post or we are just sheep following him round?

Being added to your genocide list does give me a warm fuzzy feeling (as I am already on a potential serial killer's death list you might have to form a queue).

[edit: MS is right - I'd suggest taking it email but there is no point esp. as I'm still struggling to discover the point of this thread ]

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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 11-01-2003 15:59

Thank you for proving my point Jestah - I knew you'd be a sport

You certainly have alwasy been able to prove beyond all doubt that you are in fact the bigger asshole =)

Way to go champ!

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 11-02-2003 20:26
quote:
GN in the off chance that you choose to take the time to read from my original post till this one you'll probably realize that I haven't once commented on anyone being unwilling to kill an entire group in order to destroy all disease in a negative way. Take the baseball bat out of your own ass.

First off. It's GD not GN and secondly your post:

quote:
I'd kill anyone with the word "Moon" in their username. They seem to be the ones f*cking up this thread.

Was directly a comment on anyone being unwilling to kill an entire group. Seeing as they were the only ones who had posted that opinion at that point. You seriously need to find a sense of humor if you think that was going to be taken as a joke instead of an abrasive comment. Considering EVERYONE so far seems to think it sounded more like an attack, contrary to your unsderstanding that it was a joke, it isn't us that need to apologize. Your intent is meaningless if your actions don't make that intent obvious to everyone. Continuing to insult people for calling you on your lack of clarity is not going to fix the problem.

To echo DL, thanx Jestah, for proving what we already believe. What I already believed anyway.

So... to try and get this back on track seeing as Jestah has given up on it. Does anyone else care to answer the question?



[This message has been edited by GrythusDraconis (edited 11-02-2003).]

Moon Dancer
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Lost Grove
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 11-02-2003 20:41

Oh! I get it! Genocide is silly and a joking matter! Thank you, so much for enlightening me on this new paradigm of thought, Jestah. I couldn't have possibly learned about it without you. I completely missed the true connotations of all linked by some sort of ethnicity, race, gender, etc. who would you choose? Ha ha. Silly me.

But back to the topic at hand at GD's request: I stand by my answer as posted above. Whether serious or jocular.



binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-03-2003 14:36

Who wants my GUN..


~Sig coming soon~

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-04-2003 03:05

binary: You already know the answer to that one, sweetheart.


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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 11-04-2003 21:24

Slut.

=)

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-04-2003 21:29

After reading all the crap that ensued and re-reading the original question, I finally came up with an answer that I'm comfortable with. Since we are all equal, I would have every group in question draw straws.

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 11-04-2003 22:46
quote:
Since we are all equal, I would have every group in question draw straws



Hey! I like that one. I feel shamed... You're a less selfish man then I, it seems. Congratz!

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