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Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: a place with fluffy white clouds |
posted 03-06-2001 09:28
A question for the Doctor |
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there... From: Stockholm, Sweden |
posted 03-06-2001 10:27
OK, that's an easy One, I know the answer! When I first started this board, I was on a somewhat overloaded sun unix server. My cgi processing was throttled down, but the disk access! Woo, that was fast. Then I moved to a new server, much faster procesing times, but it's based on a PIII system, so the disk access is much slower. |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Belgrade, Serbia |
posted 03-06-2001 12:25 |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the west wing |
posted 03-06-2001 16:55
i say just change it to "don't click here!" |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: under the bed |
posted 03-06-2001 17:14
nah, make it say 'hold on a couple fucking milliseconds, would ya??' |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the west wing |
posted 03-06-2001 17:21
or even better: "IF YOU CLICK HERE, YOU WILL BE SORRY. THIS LINK LEADS TO A IP LOG WHICH PINPOINTS YOUR LOCATION FOR THE MAJOR LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IN YOUR AREA. FURTHER, WE HAVE PROOF THAT YOU ARE USING A PIRATED VERSION OF PHOTOSHOP. YOU WILL BE CAUGHT AND EXECUTED." |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Utah, USA |
posted 03-06-2001 17:47 |
Neurotic (0) Inmate Newly admitted |
posted 03-06-2001 18:04
i also get it, but ive never clicked the link. i let the page autoforward back to the thread, and it still doesnt show. |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Long Island, NY |
posted 03-06-2001 18:06
I've always been a big fan of a button that says "don't click here" and when you do, cause you just can't help it, it takes you to a page with a billion pop up windows all saying "Couldn't wait another 2 milliseconds could you?" |
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there... From: Stockholm, Sweden |
posted 03-06-2001 21:36
Hmm? Too damn lazy to track down that link and eliminate it, heh. The fact is, you *can* click the link and get to the page just a bit faster, you just can't click it right *away*. How many milliseconds must you wait? How many can you shave off? You could be taking that holdiay decades earlier! |