Preserved Topic: Life Decisions...

ok...
something that came up at work the other day....

to understand this whole ordeal...
you must get in the mindset that you do not own a plunger for your toilet at this point in time.
agreed?
good.

Ok... here's the situation.

Your toilet is clogged. Do you....

a.) Grab a plastic bag and try to manual dis-lodge any foreign material...

b.) Walk around asking your neighbors that you don't know all that well to borrow theirs...

c.) Call one of your buddies and ask to borrow theirs...

d.) Go to the store... and buy one.

IF your answer is 'd' .... lemme ask you this.....
do you only buy the plunger and hence allow people to know that you have clogged up your toilet and there is a lump of substance just waiting to be removed from your pipes?... or are you going to buy some other random items to cover up the fact that you only *need* to buy the plunger?

---> do the deed..... or fake the funk
which answer is what you would do.



[This message has been edited by taxon (edited 06-24-2001).]

none of the above.. just move to a new pad ~Vp~

better hope that the person who lived there before you, didn't do the same thing....

I'd just call my landlord and tell them the toilet's broken Yay for rented housing :P

everybody needs a swamp bear

D) without buying other things, because who the fuck cares if they know I clogged my toliet. I did, I take hefty dumps, so fuck you, and we will all get along with our lives.

-mage-

I am in full agreement with WarMage. Most folks aren't gonna even pay enough attention to waste time thinking about what you are buying. Just buy the damn thing ... buy the biggest one you can find, don't go for the little wimpy ones, they're a waste of money. I know.

BeeKay
Murphy's 50 Laws of Combat Operations
14. Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
31. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.

If you have one of those wire brushes for cleaning the toilet you can play around with that and if it's big enough it'll create almost the suction of a plunger, thereby dislodging any foreign material.

Hmm, I might be tempted to buy a couple of other things to mask my urgent need of a plunger, say a jumbo package of condoms and some "heavy flow" feminine hygiene pads. Maybe a fifth of Jack Daniels, depends on whther the clerk is a guy or a gal, heh.

Your pal, -doc-

oh shit Doc, you stole my answer!

it's great buying things that people may think of as embarrasing, then buying more things that only compound it!

Hmmm a plunger, tampons, a 5th of Jack, and condoms....

Sounds like Doc and Malin are in for a hell of a weekend.

LMAO!

me to lmao.... but hey.... this is the asylum... and we know Doc isn't in to 'specialization.'.....

mmmm maybe that *is* 'special.'

nj



[This message has been edited by NoJive (edited 06-24-2001).]

Follow up question: Assume you have opted to purchase one. Whilst standing at the counter with new industrial strength plunger in hand, do you ask whether they have any public restrooms?

Quit laying such a big logs so you don't have to worry about your toilet

You're all very stupid people and you don't understand anything! The answer is clearly a) but the relevance of the plastic bag escapes me. Ha!

(1003 & counting!)

i agree with bugimus, just grab the sucker and squish it up with your hand

That visual really wasn't what I needed considering how hungover I am at this point in time.

Thanks Ozone Boi.

ROFL.....

>_<;; was eating my lunch dude

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