Preserved Topic: random crap..... (Page 1 of 1)

* A few frenchfries short of a happy meal.
* The wheel's spinnin'... but the hampser's dead.
* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
* If he had another brain... it would be lonely.
* A few beers short of a six pack.
* A few feathers short of a whole duck.
* All foam, no beer.
* The cheese slid off his cracker.
* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
* An intellect riviled only by garden tools.
* Her sewing maching is out of thread.
* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
* His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
* Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* Skylight leaks a little.
* Slinky's kinked. (<--I like that one)
* Surfing in Nebraska.
* In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.

Sharp as a bowling ball.
Quick as a one legged turtle.
Only has one oar in the water.
Couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
Smart as a bag of hair.
Swift as a box of rocks.
Bright as dirt.

a few cards short of a full deck?

netmosisdotcalm n. - from latin netmosisusdotuscalmus - fuck it all.

The lights on but nobodies home.
One brick short of a load.
Their elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming.




[This message has been edited by Shiiizzzam (edited 07-07-2001).]

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

not the cookie with the most chocolate chips...

me

<--self portrait

uhhhh... I can't read these without thinking of that DAMN Weakest Link woman!!!

GHA! :loads his CZ-75:


If You Can?t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

Built like a brick shithouse

threep thinks and says to jeni:
"hmmm... personally, i attribute that saying to size, not intellect.
for i know of several people who are built like a brick shithouse, but don't belong in the 'big dopey fella' category...
mebbe that's just me.
...but i would say a stupid person has an IQ on par with roadkill...
or that they aren't quite as smart as the average bear...
or they are a der der brain. "

You're right threep I didn't catch the pattern there on referring to intellect. I thought they were just sayings. I guess I'm not the sharpest night in the drawer . I like that one Shi.

hmm.
how many nights do you have in your drawers, jeni?


while we're going off topic slightly, i'd like to add one of favorites:

ugly as a bag of assholes

heh.

?Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative? -- Oscar Wilde

God I suck! LMAO.

Strong like bull.... Smart like tractor.

(ppssst - jeni, wh know! we've seen your 'tutorial' )

Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
Not the brightest star in the sky.


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