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Pugzly
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 127.0.0.1
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 07-13-2001 17:26

Seems some dirt bag decided to steal my beloved motorcycle only days before I was to ride in a law enforcement sponsored Make-A-Wish charity.

Dirty f@cking sons-o-bitches......

So anyways, someone bring me a wheelbarrow full of black pills. And a bib to handle the drool.

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-13-2001 17:35

At least you have something to eat boy, i don't..........

Hope that that mekes you feel better.

jejeje




.-rotate script by Mr.Max

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-13-2001 18:15

I guess that puts a little perspective on it....

but damn, stole your motorcycle?? that sucks.

I'll send out a delivery truck with those pills



?Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative? -- Oscar Wilde

Soc-X
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 07-13-2001 18:57

where's a policeman when you need one, eh?

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-13-2001 19:01

~ Signs the invoice and sends it to DL for shipment along with a care package for Wakko to Miami~


~It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.~



Steve
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Boston, MA, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 07-13-2001 21:46

Maybe it was your guardian angel Pugz, tryin' to tell you motorcycles can be bad for your health!

Then again maybe it was just a dirtbag. A stupid one too, screwing with the personal property of a guy closely associated with the long arm of the law.

If you catch the perp in time, maybe you could ride him in the parade!

butcher
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: New Jersey, USA
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-14-2001 00:53

LOL Steve

I hope your at least able to borrow a ride for the parade Pugzly. It sucks, blue or not, it's a helpless feeling. Got taken myself once (big time) and it's still going on two years later.

Sorry to hear about your misfortune Pugzly.

- Resolutions, Of All My Fruitless Searches -

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-14-2001 15:32

Things happen because they have to, maybe tomorrow you could kill yourself with the Moto, maybe i was going to get an indigestion!!!

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 07-14-2001 17:05

Sorry to hear about that Pugz. I've never had anything stolen from me, but I can only imagine what it must feel like. Look on the bright side though, now you don't hafta worry about bugs in your teeth.


.sig by Weadah.

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-14-2001 18:23

Hey Shi! i'm needed but for now i don't need money or anything, (for now,
;p) but i want to thank you very very much your help and support!!!!!!! (and everybody's here!)
i've found a job as a Web designer, a good one, and i think everything's
going to be ok!
And if anyday i need some help, i'll write you back!!!


Wakk!

BTW, i wrote you via E-mail, but it returns to me with an address error, the e-mail was Shiiizzzam@kology.net


.-rotate script by Mr.Max

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-14-2001 18:36

It's Shiiizzzam@knology.net

or use Shiiizzzam@hotmail.net

Just let me know ) I'm so happy to hear you got a job !!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

~If you want what the winners have....do what the winners do~

Pugzly
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 127.0.0.1
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 07-14-2001 23:20

Well, I should be able to get the 2002 model as a result. I had another $5000 invested on top of the $11,000 initial cost. Looks like I start building another one all over again......sucks though - it'll kill the rest of this season.

aerosoul
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Cell block #4
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 07-15-2001 12:23

[aerosoul] shiiizzzam@hotmail.net - ya mean hotmail.com dontcha hon? [/aerosoul]

[shi] yes i do aerosoul - my bad
my actual address is shiiizzzam@hotmail.com
~hides face~
Sorry..... I fixed it....I had a day yesterday [/shi]

[edit] just clarified them things up a bit [/edit]

[This message has been edited by aerosoul (edited 07-15-2001).]

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 07-15-2001 12:28

Shi has been sun-bathing too much lately... don't mind her....
she's forgotten the "true" reality amoungst us computer folk....

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-15-2001 13:53

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I should never archive old topics.....having ICQ going off at the speed of light and ummmmmmmm........ yea it's .com ~hides face~


~If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?~

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-16-2001 23:42

Something to do with a swimming pool and no parents Taxon?

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-17-2001 02:09

I feel your pain, Pugzly. I took my Super Glide to a shop in Maimi in `87 to have some head work done, so I could sell it to help with the down payment on a house.

He decided it would be a better idea to load up his tools, and 7 or 8 motorcycles and dissapear. No insurance. Still haven`t been able to replace it.



Even if you win the rat race, you`re still a freakin rat.

Ducati
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in your head
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 07-17-2001 20:39

Man.. that sucks.. sorry to hear that. I just got a new bike few weeks ago...I would die if someone would take it. that's why you need full coverage. Those things are so easy to steal. People just grab them for parts.

It's a shame that you have to work hard for it but some fucking douchbag decides to make it his and just takes it. I don't know what the hell I would do if I saw someone stealing my bike. I mean.. what can you do? Shot the person? no... you go to jail for life.. watch him steal it? kind of hard to do.....

What would you do????

Pugzly
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 127.0.0.1
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 07-17-2001 23:47

His "life.js" file would look something like this:
<script>
function justice(){
var KneecapsBroken=true;
var EyesBlack&blue=true;
if (leakingGrayMatter){
var Skull=barelycontainsbrain;
}
var Sorry=absolutely;
var Arrested=youbetyourass;
Vision=permanentlyBlurred;
Legs=Ididntknowtheycouldbendlikethat;
if (Thoughts=="cansomeonegetthismadcopoffmyass" && Answer=="no"){
Death=pleaseandmakeitfast;
}
onConsiousness=justice();
</script>

Although I'm sure Mr. Max will optimize this code to yield twice the results in half the code!



[This message has been edited by Pugzly (edited 07-17-2001).]

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-18-2001 06:47

By jove, I think he`s got it.



Even if you win the rat race, you`re still a freakin rat.

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