Preserved Topic: I still don't know how this happened... |
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Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: delucia |
posted 08-28-2001 04:50
this morning I had an excellent start of my week. I inspected a mustang at work (schimmer ford) as I usually do. I parked it on the lot, all normal. I remembered to lock the door, all normal. I slammed my S typing finger in the door, and it nicely latched. So I had to open up the lock box and get the key out, unlock the door, then pull my finger out. It was smashed to all hell and squirting blood an impressive distance. I was completely embarrassed about it, so I coved up my profusely bleeding finger in my shirt as I went back in the garage. I wrapped my finger in a *clean* shop towel as it continued to bleed. I began to realize I had to tell somebody as I started feeling dizzy and almost passed out. I told everyone, even my parents that I did it turning wrenches, not slamming my finger in the door So I had to post here so everyone can make fun of me, and get feel better about my lie (I try not to do it much) oh btw, I broke my finger and cut my blood pressure way too low, they where wheeling me around in a wheel chair in the hospital heh. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The northeast portion of the 30th star |
posted 08-28-2001 05:01
OK.. I'll be glad to help in the making fun department. Let's start it off with: |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Long Island, NY |
posted 08-28-2001 05:03
Asshole! |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: |
posted 08-28-2001 05:04
Well, I guess the upside of the lie is you're eligible for workmans comp now. |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Rochester, New York, USA |
posted 08-28-2001 05:06 |
Neurotic (0) Inmate Newly admitted |
posted 08-28-2001 05:07
hahahaha! Gix! Hahaha! |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: delucia |
posted 08-28-2001 05:19
accually I was hoping I wouldn't have to say anything about the finger crushing, I just lost too much blood, my body couldn't take it, it took about a hour for the numbness to go away and the real pain to set it. Think I should call off tomorrow? |
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Nurse's Station |
posted 08-28-2001 05:32
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee OuCHie Gix |
Neurotic (0) Inmate Newly admitted |
posted 08-28-2001 05:40
hahahahah!, sorry have to go off topic for a sec. |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: out of a sleepy funk |
posted 08-28-2001 05:42
ow |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: buttcrack of the midwest |
posted 08-28-2001 06:37 |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: down under |
posted 08-28-2001 09:22 |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Belgrade, Serbia |
posted 08-28-2001 18:28 |
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: 8675309 |
posted 08-28-2001 19:09
It's alright. I can think of worse things to slam in the door |