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Gix
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: delucia
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 08-28-2001 04:50

this morning I had an excellent start of my week. I inspected a mustang at work (schimmer ford) as I usually do. I parked it on the lot, all normal. I remembered to lock the door, all normal. I slammed my S typing finger in the door, and it nicely latched. So I had to open up the lock box and get the key out, unlock the door, then pull my finger out. It was smashed to all hell and squirting blood an impressive distance. I was completely embarrassed about it, so I coved up my profusely bleeding finger in my shirt as I went back in the garage. I wrapped my finger in a *clean* shop towel as it continued to bleed. I began to realize I had to tell somebody as I started feeling dizzy and almost passed out. I told everyone, even my parents that I did it turning wrenches, not slamming my finger in the door So I had to post here so everyone can make fun of me, and get feel better about my lie (I try not to do it much) oh btw, I broke my finger and cut my blood pressure way too low, they where wheeling me around in a wheel chair in the hospital heh.

cyoung
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The northeast portion of the 30th star
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 08-28-2001 05:01

OK.. I'll be glad to help in the making fun department. Let's start it off with:

Time for some new tape on those glasses ay? Aww.. it's OK, get yourself a nice shiny new pocket protector or something..make ya feel better. Does the sight of blood always make you dizzy.. or just when it's yours?

-cyoung

[This message has been edited by cyoung (edited 08-28-2001).]

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 05:03

Asshole!

Just kidding.



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cheers.jay

moaiz
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 05:04

Well, I guess the upside of the lie is you're eligible for workmans comp now.

WarMage
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Rochester, New York, USA
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 05:06

I am just routing for quick healing. Fuck the money if you can't type what the hell can you do for long hours of entertainment...

Get better soon,

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-28-2001 05:07

hahahaha! Gix! Hahaha!


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Gix
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: delucia
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 08-28-2001 05:19

accually I was hoping I wouldn't have to say anything about the finger crushing, I just lost too much blood, my body couldn't take it, it took about a hour for the numbness to go away and the real pain to set it. Think I should call off tomorrow?
OH, I don't need a pocket protector too look like a nerd, and I might have to look into some eye glasses now that you mention it, thanks for making fun of me guys!


[This message has been edited by Gix (edited 08-28-2001).]

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 05:32

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee OuCHie Gix

You get LOTS of Black Pills this week to make it not hurt so bad


"A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke."



Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-28-2001 05:40

hahahahah!, sorry have to go off topic for a sec.
Shi that quote is riot! question, are your quotes orginal or do you get them from some place?

Sorry back to the blood and stuff Gix.............................

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 05:42

ow

I hate that crap. Friends send me videos of soccer players and skateboarders breaking limbs cuz they know I'll sit uneasy for at least an hour. Even a good finger squishin' is making me squirmy. Feels better to talk about it though... whew, getting better al the time, breathing deep. I feel much better now. Oh yeah, you actually got hurt, not me... now I feel bad again. Sorry.

Jason

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 06:37

I feel your pain, Gix. The same thing happened to me when I was about 6. except, it was a 57 Plymouth station wagon, and my sister closed the door.

At least at 6, I was smart enough not to...well, nevermind.



Boldly going nowhere

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: down under
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 09:22

ouchie! poor gix! i've neva slamed my finger in a car door, but i've had my foot run over doh! i guess thats not quite the same

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 18:28



Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 19:09

It's alright. I can think of worse things to slam in the door

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