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Sash
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Canada, Toronto
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 02:28

I have to share this one with you.

Now close the topic, if it is too offensive.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 02:42

In my case, it never took much more than a cool breeze.

Or a warm breeze for that matter...


Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 12-13-2001 03:21

I don't get it, google search for "how to arouse a virgin"??
Did you want us to see that? Or a specific page or something?

Sash
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Canada, Toronto
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 03:29

Dark, just click on "I'm feeling lucky"

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 04:29

I get hits from Google on "Quicktime mommy undress"

sad sick world man

Jason

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 04:44

lol@ Sash ... ~Vp!~

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 05:13

Wow.

Heh.....

(dark - look at the damn top link on that page........)

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 06:23

hmm..

I see the funniness sash, however make's me wonder why that particular search term was being looked for in the first place



:[ Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ]:

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 09:47

hehehe.... that is wrong....


"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself." --Henry Morgan
ICQ: 67751342

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 12:25

sash, now we know what your page is really about. got ya!

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 12-13-2001 21:32

Well at least your site gets hit for more than just one thing hehe.

I love it! I think that I am going to put a bunch of sex stuff as metta tags for my site

C:\

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 21:40

One of my biggies one month was

take a cold shower

Allewyn
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Solitary confinement
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 12-13-2001 21:42

When I was a virgin (gotta go way back) staring at linoleum aroused me! Doesn't anything arouse teenagers? heh, I'm assuming virgins are teenagers, silly me, the only virgins these days are probably ugly 4th graders.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-13-2001 23:11

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Blook
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Utah, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 12-13-2001 23:42

*!*!*!*!*!*!* WARNING *** WARNING *** WARNING *!*!*!*!*!*!*!*

This is most likely going to offend someone. Please do not click the link if you are offended by things of a sexual nature.

I don't know how many of you have heard of a little band called Tenacious D, but I think they are pretty cool. It is Jack Black and his brother. Jack Black, for those who don't know, is Shallow Hal.

Anyway, here is a video of one of their songs, F*** Her Gently

Enjoy.


These eyes have walls.

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 12-14-2001 08:11

Of course, when you base your web site off of the word "Slime," you get some pretty weird search requests...

Report for: slimeland.com
Date Range: 01/01/2001 - 12/31/2001

Top Keywords
Visitors Pages/Visitor

Previous #Shown 1020355075100 Visitors Percent 0 11.8%


1. exam quotes 9 11.8%
2. winsim 9 11.8%
3. funny exam quotes 3 3.9%
4. home made slime 3 3.9%
5. slime ball game 3 3.9%
6. power slime 2 2.6%
7. slime stuff 2 2.6%
8. starcube 2 2.6%
9. slime javascript 2 2.6%
10. fun with slime 2 2.6%
11. java slime 2 2.6%
12. slime games 2 2.6%
13. slime 2 2.6%
14. how is slime made 1 1.3%
15. her top slime 1 1.3%
16. blueplastic 1 1.3%
17. slime home made 1 1.3%
18. slimes clothing 1 1.3%
19. slime fun 1 1.3%
20. slime toes 1 1.3%
21. slimes home page 1 1.3%
22. animated slime background 1 1.3%
23. slime stuff 1 1.3%
24. slime animated gifs 1 1.3%
25. windows slime 1 1.3%
26. games slime 1 1.3%
27. java applet vs javascript 1 1.3%
28. spells to hurt the enemy 1 1.3%
29. slime labs for class 1 1.3%
30. 3d cube dhtml 1 1.3%
31. get slime out of carpet 1 1.3%
32. slime java applet 1 1.3%
33. one slime 1 1.3%
34. slime java 1 1.3%
35. no keyword 1 1.3%
36. slime gun 1 1.3%
37. executables with javascript 1 1.3%
38. stuffed slime 1 1.3%
39. singlish 1 1.3%
40. slime ball the game 1 1.3%
41. slime ball one 1 1.3%
42. hero 6 unofficial 1 1.3%
43. the most bizzare stuff 1 1.3%
44. wife web cam 1 1.3%
45. slime ball 1 1.3%
46. enjoy the slime 1 1.3%
47. slime images 0 0%

My personal favorite is "get slime out of carpet."

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