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Patrick
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Houston, Texas
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 05-24-2002 19:29

What would you do if you had total control over the earth?

Would you be a ruthless Leader like Stalin or would you want to achieve world peace and better mankind


Ghosts of Rock

DocOzone
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist
Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there...

From: Stockholm, Sweden
Insane since: Mar 1994

posted posted 05-24-2002 19:38

I would probably want to achieve world peace and a better mankind, but those bastards! (You know who you are) would probably all call me some kind of tyrant like Stalin or something. Sheesh, I'm *trying*, gimme a break. ;-)

Your pal, -doc-

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-24-2002 19:47

I would abdicate my throne, and return to a life of anonimity...I am smart enough to know that I can't fix all the problems facing mankind without resorting to tyranny...and maybe that is what is required, to 'force' mankind to face the facts...I think Frank Herberts Dune series is a fascinating portrait of just exactly that...

And I don't think I have all the answers...therefore, I would never make a good tyrant...

If I could, then I would just observe...and maybe tweak a little here, a little there...small things can have big effects....*shrugs* Wishfull thinking...

Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-24-2002 20:03

Kill (or torture) everyone I don't like and make those that are still alive worship me as their new allmighty GOD! And after that I would go back to living a normal life
*wanders of down the hallways, pondering upon a way to make it come true*

note to moderators: shouldn't this thread be in the 'Philosophy and other Silliness forum'?

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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
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[This message has been edited by Veneficuz (edited 05-24-2002).]

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 05-24-2002 21:38
quote:
What would you do if you had total control over the earth?



I already have control and everything is going to plan thanks (you really can't fool me into giving away my plans so easily??).

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 05-24-2002 21:44

:shrug:

I'd have all of you killed.

-Jestah
Cell 277

DocOzone
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist
Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there...

From: Stockholm, Sweden
Insane since: Mar 1994

posted posted 05-24-2002 22:44

Actually, the more I think on it, the more convinced I become that I would make an *excellent* ruler of the earth! Think about it, people would email me, "Hey, we need you to approve this new law right away!" I'd look it over and decide I better get right to that! But maybe a little bit later, ooh! What was that over there, pretty colors!

(Another law that doesn't become a law. Laws should be outlawed, if it weren't for laws, we wouldn't have criminals! I'm always sad when I hear about a new law, and wonder how many innocent people became criminals overnight, it just seems wrong.)

So! Vote for me, SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[X] Yes, I want DocOzone to rule my world!
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[&nbsp;&nbsp;] No thanks, maybe later.

Your pal, -doc-



[This message has been edited by DocOzone (edited 05-24-2002).]

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 05-24-2002 22:51

Yeah WS: Unfortunatley it take 8189 years to roll around

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-25-2002 00:05

I'd eat bacon...


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counterfeit

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-25-2002 00:09

[X] Yes, I want DocOzone to rule my world!

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-25-2002 01:12

What do you mean, 'if'...?

Hew
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 05-25-2002 02:36

mmh .. how many people would you need to sign a petition to make Doc Ozone Ruler of world ??


[X] Doc Ozone for almighty jebus of the sphere.

Well its a start .....

(why has it started saying [IP Logged] everywhere ? was that always about , am I slow ?)



Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 05-25-2002 05:24

Absolute power corrupts..... yadda yadda yadda. But it still might be fun to try a benevolent monarchy kind of thing

. . : newThing

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-25-2002 06:07

Yeah, that would probably work for me until somebody pissed me off.




Cell 270

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-25-2002 06:12

Eat bacon??
I'd probably do that.....

What else so?
people like things like they are now.........

Oh, with Spanish Chorizo please!

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 05-25-2002 06:19

eat Fresh pears... ya know, the kind that come right off the pear vines! oooohhhh! I would give Doc his real life 3d Ozonic labs / coffee shops (we would need some in the states)... I would buy myself a new couch... hmmm.... Promote all my friends to high paying gov jobs... and move to an island where I could see the stars at night.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-25-2002 06:20

I thought pears grew on trees...

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-25-2002 06:21

Pears with chorizo? not bad....

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-25-2002 06:22

What about tuna sandwiches? I just finished eating one, with a hard-boiled egg on the side. And some kimchi.

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