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What would you do if you had total control over the earth?

Would you be a ruthless Leader like Stalin or would you want to achieve world peace and better mankind


Ghosts of Rock

I would probably want to achieve world peace and a better mankind, but those bastards! (You know who you are) would probably all call me some kind of tyrant like Stalin or something. Sheesh, I'm *trying*, gimme a break. ;-)

Your pal, -doc-

I would abdicate my throne, and return to a life of anonimity...I am smart enough to know that I can't fix all the problems facing mankind without resorting to tyranny...and maybe that is what is required, to 'force' mankind to face the facts...I think Frank Herberts Dune series is a fascinating portrait of just exactly that...

And I don't think I have all the answers...therefore, I would never make a good tyrant...

If I could, then I would just observe...and maybe tweak a little here, a little there...small things can have big effects....*shrugs* Wishfull thinking...

Kill (or torture) everyone I don't like and make those that are still alive worship me as their new allmighty GOD! And after that I would go back to living a normal life
*wanders of down the hallways, pondering upon a way to make it come true*

note to moderators: shouldn't this thread be in the 'Philosophy and other Silliness forum'?

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[This message has been edited by Veneficuz (edited 05-24-2002).]

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What would you do if you had total control over the earth?

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I already have control and everything is going to plan thanks (you really can't fool me into giving away my plans so easily??).

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

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I'd have all of you killed.

-Jestah
Cell 277

Actually, the more I think on it, the more convinced I become that I would make an *excellent* ruler of the earth! Think about it, people would email me, "Hey, we need you to approve this new law right away!" I'd look it over and decide I better get right to that! But maybe a little bit later, ooh! What was that over there, pretty colors!

(Another law that doesn't become a law. Laws should be outlawed, if it weren't for laws, we wouldn't have criminals! I'm always sad when I hear about a new law, and wonder how many innocent people became criminals overnight, it just seems wrong.)

So! Vote for me, SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!
     [X] Yes, I want DocOzone to rule my world!
     [  ] No thanks, maybe later.

Your pal, -doc-



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Yeah WS: Unfortunatley it take 8189 years to roll around

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

I'd eat bacon...


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[X] Yes, I want DocOzone to rule my world!

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

What do you mean, 'if'...?

mmh .. how many people would you need to sign a petition to make Doc Ozone Ruler of world ??


[X] Doc Ozone for almighty jebus of the sphere.

Well its a start .....

(why has it started saying [IP Logged] everywhere ? was that always about , am I slow ?)

Absolute power corrupts..... yadda yadda yadda. But it still might be fun to try a benevolent monarchy kind of thing

. . : newThing

Yeah, that would probably work for me until somebody pissed me off.




Cell 270

Eat bacon??
I'd probably do that.....

What else so?
people like things like they are now.........

Oh, with Spanish Chorizo please!

eat Fresh pears... ya know, the kind that come right off the pear vines! oooohhhh! I would give Doc his real life 3d Ozonic labs / coffee shops (we would need some in the states)... I would buy myself a new couch... hmmm.... Promote all my friends to high paying gov jobs... and move to an island where I could see the stars at night.

I thought pears grew on trees...

Pears with chorizo? not bad....

What about tuna sandwiches? I just finished eating one, with a hard-boiled egg on the side. And some kimchi.