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BlizzardET
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-03-2002 22:07

Does anyone know how to make homemade fireworks. I bought alot and wanted to be able to make more. If you know how please tell me. I do not want bombs or explosions. I want fireworks, te type that are colorful and fly around.

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-03-2002 22:23

Hmm, that sounds dangerous.

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 07-03-2002 22:25

You don't live in Missouri do you?

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 07-03-2002 22:32

My uncle has a house in the Hamptons and we're all going out there for a party.

-Jestah
Cell 277

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-03-2002 22:45

Well, I know that if you pour gasoline on yourself and strike a match, you'll be very colorful and probably run around (for a minute or two, anyway)...

Let us know how that works out for you...

DocOzone
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist
Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there...

From: Stockholm, Sweden
Insane since: Mar 1994

posted posted 07-03-2002 23:52

Nah, all the stuff I know how to make is pretty dangerous. Making explosives is easy, making *safe* explosives is tricky business. Even making gunpowder can be dangerous, it's easy enough to mix the ingredfients properly, but the grains will be too big, and you need to grind them smaller. One hint of a spark (say, from a fleck of rust in the powder) and you can kiss your eyebrows goodbye. (I can vouch for this one from personal experience! Try explaining a complete lack of eyebrows to your parents, as I had to do.)

Your pal, -doc-

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 07-04-2002 09:42

Step One: Mix together volatile chemicals in appropriate portions.

Step Two: Pack them in containers fashioned from household materials.

Step Three: Set the containers on fire.

Step Four: Try explaining to the hospital staff what happened, without making them laugh.

Step Five: Learn to brush your teeth with your feet.

(Skip Step Five if you no longer have teeth.)


docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-04-2002 19:22

LMAO @ Doc and Wes.

Arthemis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milky Way
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-05-2002 05:26

mix 2 ponderal portions of Clroratum Sodium with 100 portions of oxygen di-hydratous, boil for about 3 hours, let it dry and... you got NaCl !!!!
use it wisely

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 07-05-2002 14:11

And watch your blood pressure.

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