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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-03-2002 18:12

I recieved a message off of one of my MSN contacts recently in spanish...anyone able to translate it for me?

'cristo esta en todas partes, el amor tambien pues ambos son uno'

Any ideas?

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 08-03-2002 19:52

Christ is omnipresent. Love, as well, for both are one.

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-03-2002 19:57


Babelfish: Christ this everywhere, the love also then both is one.
Kinda close.

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-03-2002 20:49

Viol had the right answer!!

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-04-2002 15:33

yeah, viol got it right... but I kinda wish he hadn't....

what's up with all these bastards trying to convert me via a flood of messages thru ICQ? Did those annoying people who come to your house to harrass your religion open up an ICQ chapter?


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Hugh
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dublin, Ireland
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-04-2002 18:37

If you or anyone is wondering what babelfish is: http://babelfish.altavista.com/
for future translations.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-04-2002 19:27

Donde esta la biblioteca?

Mi lapiz es grande y amarillo.

Ayudeme, yo ahogarsiendo, las ondas sea muy grande.


Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-04-2002 19:45

*comes in naked and sees Wes balbucing some spanish non sense words*

Oh!! I speak that language!!!!

*runs away in spanish, naked of course*

WAIT!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA:
"Ayudeme, yo ahogarsiendo, las ondas sea muy grande."

funny!!!!! if you are someday in a spanish spoken beach, and you are drowning, and you speak like that, you are going to drow!

Must be something like:

Ayúdenme! me estoy ahogando! las olas son muy grandes!!! And you can say too: Traigan al maldito salvavidas de mierda!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Wakkos (edited 08-04-2002).]

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 08-04-2002 20:09

If you hadn't noticed, bablefish at altavista provides a very liberal translation of things...

Great for if you're bored... Translate something form english to another language, then translate it back to english
Repeat a couple times with different languages and it can get quite funny



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viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 08-04-2002 20:56

Traigan al maldito salvavidas de mierda!!!!!!!

It means, in polite English:

Where is my blondie Baywatch livesaver?

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 08-04-2002 21:04
quote:
Great for if you're bored... Translate something form english to another language, then translate it back to english



ahh dang... i got tears in my eyes from larfin so hard! hahahaha... ya all should try it.

                                                           

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-04-2002 22:39

Linear once did the lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ball Game." Damn funny.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-05-2002 00:45

aaaahhh...dialect translators.
http://rinkworks.com/dialect

Any webpage can be translated into one of several dialects (like moron, redneck and jive)

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 08-05-2002 00:51

go here and click on the dilectize button hehehe...
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=bork&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozoneasylum.com%2FForum1%2FHTML%2F005121.html

good gosh, the piglatten was a mess.
                                                           

[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 08-05-2002).]

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 08-05-2002 16:33

I found that rinkworks page awhile back... Always loved the Swedish Chef one hahaha... Thanks Skaarjj, I had lost that link it in my favorites folder

[This message has been edited by Lord_Fukutoku (edited 08-05-2002).]

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