Preserved Topic: Let's Talk About *ME* (Page 2 of 2)

OlssonE...
I think you answered it for me.

CPrompt...
I'm typing on my signicant other at this very moment.

Dracusis...
Why not?

Trigger...
Aid in making more ducks.

Skaarjj...
Absolutely.

Luxo_Jr...
Not if you're on here asking stupid questions.

Skaarjj...
Hey, questions this way, please.

viol...
Forget the Visa. Try Discover Card.

CPrompt...
Because, deep down, you're concerned about my ability to keep coming up with witty answers. Or at least to start doing so.

if a tree falls in the forest and hits a wood chuck, and no one is around to see it... does donald duck still remove the towel and watch porn with you?


/* No one said I could type! */

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Sigh... if I could enter the USA with only a Discovery Card...
Anyways, thanks for the tip

Why did the duck cross the road?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Wes, so you majored in directing, does that include cinematography?

WHAT.....is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

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What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

. . : slicePuzzle

MONTY PYTHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I don't know thaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............. *Kerfloosh*



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Insider, take your pills man

<french accent>Well how do you know so much about swallows?</french accent> <brit accent>you have to know these things when you're king</brit accent>

thats a great movie to memorize

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Dammit insider...you beat me to it! But...where does the french accent come from. None of the french were wityh Arthur at that point, in fact, none fo them were with him at all. They were just safe up in their castle's, farting in his general direction.

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I beat you skaarrjj!

NEE!!!!!!

that's an r too many there insider....

someone care to donate that movie to me?
I've never seen it

(never hurts to ask eh?)

What's this? AT has never seen Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail? Oh my... What ever are we going to do with him? Wow, that's like a sin where I come from...

Wait a tic... Isn't this thread about Wes? <-- Question #1.

AT: wait 40 minutes ill be outside your door with a cross and 3 nails ok?

Well if you have ever heard of John Cleese he was a member of Monty Python. He was in Rat Race, A Fish Called Wanda, and a few others...

But he was one of the founders of "Monty Python."

Monty Python was a british comedy group that formed in the 70's. None of their names were Monty, or Python, it was just a name they chose as an established comedy group. They made their first movie called "And now for something completely different..." in the early 70's then they worked on a Brit TV show called "Monty Python's flying Circus," and if you get BBC be sure to watch the re-runs, great sketches! Then they made "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," which is the film we are referring too. That was probably their most famous movie, it was about King Arthur and a bunch of knights who stumble upon GOD and he sends them on a quest. Then after that they made "Life of Brian," and "The Meaning of Life." After Life of Brian Graham Chapman, one of the founding members died... Then they started to seperate... Adam did a sketch in "Europian Vacation," with Chevy chase, he did a take off on a scene from Holy Grail, the famous "Oh it's just a fleshwound," scene. Then Cleese became probably the most famous, as I have mentioned in some movies above, and he also played in "The Out of Towners," with Steve Martin.

Thus, ends the story of Monty Python...

Anyone care to add on?


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Prying open my third eye.

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Oops, that was two questions there.... Oh well,

Why did people (other than Wes) start answering questions? <-- Q #2

I was just educating people on probably the funniest film ever...

... yea... I forgot what I was going to ask for my 3rd question...

Oh yea, what was I going to ask for my third question?

Why didnt you answer my questions properly?

He did answer your question. Take each of your questions, and you'll see the answer is 'Not if you're on here asking stupid questions'

a. Will I get my folios in on time? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions
b. Do you reckon I'll get into film school next year? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions
c. Will I get to the Oscars? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions
d. Is it possible to do 3 films and a music clip in 4-5 weeks? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions

My...what amazingly self-centred questions...


Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

I'm afraid I do care to add on and apologize for the tangent but we must not leave out the movie Fierce Creatures that had the same company as A Fish Called Wanda and we would be extremely remiss if we didn't point out that the lone American member of Monty Python, Terry Gilliam, went on to create such classics as Brazil, Twelve Monkeys, Fisher King, and Time Bandits.

...and now for something completely different...

. . : slicePuzzle

Okay, I see this thread has gone sufficiently awry...

Why not?

Sorry, Wes, I couldn't resist but it did start off rather wang after all.

Hey bro, thanks for the info!
If you want, feel free to make me a copy of the movie and send it to me... I'd give you my shipping addy!!

is this pathetic? no, but the fact that I'm serious... well, yeah...

*needs humor in his life, bless me Insider*

At the time it didnt make sense...*blame the cold I have *
Skaarjj, you cant seem to help yourself answering, clarifying, and defining the answers or questions! . Ah well, some people:d

Lets not get into Monty Python....we all know it is some fantastic comedy thing *apparently * Lets not go off track here and instead Lets talk about ME...as you know who. Too many threads go off track...doesnt matter whether it is the Asylum or not. Most of those tangents anyway turn into arguements.
Dont ask me why I said all that........it was on my mind so I said it. :d

$0.02



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[This message has been edited by Luxo_Jr (edited 08-15-2002).]

Who are you?

....and why are you in that handbasket?


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Ok, here's another Wes-centric question... why are you so damned handsome?

. . : slicePuzzle

AT: I suggest you buy the DVD (thats assuming uou have a DVD player). Or the VHS, for me to copy it wouldn't be right .

Bugs: Thankyou!

Bah! I didn't say copy it, I'm not like that...
*hides MP3's*

I watched 20 min of it today, dude I was dying... I loved it, thanks!

now, Q for Wes...

Have you come to the realization that I have power over you?

Lux: This thread is supposed to be about asking questions about Wes, but your questions all focused around yourself, which would be why wes gave your the answer he did. I'm not defining the questions, Wes did.

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

Well, ya'll got me interested now.

Just exactly *why* does everybody want to work for you, Wes? I'm fairly new here and I'm not as informed as everybody else

AFAIUnderstood, Wes gave up answering the questions but people keep asking.
If there is no substance, there is no matter; if there is no matter, there is no subject; if there is no subject, there is no reason to be; if there is no reason to be, it shall be closed.

Okay, let's see here. I think I'll start with...

OlssonE...
I'm Batman.

Petskull...
Is that a comment about my size? Okay, so I'm not six-foot-five. Just love me! I command you!

Bugimus...
It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop, isn't it? Although, I recently received the following e-mail, which I must brag about:

quote:

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I just wanted to let you know that I thought you looked really handsome in the James Doohan photo. Really, I'm a straight young (but married) woman and I think you got the "look" right.

Oh and the site is funny as well.

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AT...
No. But if I had, that would mean you didn't really have any power over me, wouldn't it?

Raptor...
I have to say I'm as baffled as you are. Again, the answer I'm going with for now is "I'm a super guy."

viol...
I almost gave up, but I just love talking about myself so. It is getting a bit big, though.

Let's move on.