Preserved Topic: Let's Talk About *ME*

Go on, ask me a question. I'll answer!

I'm giving you the opportunity to find out all those things about me you've always wanted to know. Don't pass this up!

I'm just so interesting, but ? understandably ? it's tough for people to screw up the courage to ask me those personal questions. So, I'm opening the door; ask away!

Well, is it your head in that sig?


btw: I made a hat-trick!

Where in TX are you?

[Don't forget I'm using my best game-show-host voice here.]

OlssonE - Yes! That is 100% my head! Okay, well, it's about 60% my head since you can't really see below the nose. Those are my favorite glasses, which I picked up from a cart vendor in Universal City. I never wear them, though, since I never wear my contacts anymore.

SPyX - I'm in Fort Worth, living in a crappy apartment with a leaky roof. I'm considering moving soon, but not before I make a trip out west to see the Marfa Mystery Lights for their Labor Day weekend celebration.

Keep 'em coming!

Would you consider moving to College Station?

would you consider sponsering a green card for a german coder ;-) so that he can work a few hours a week for you and spend the rest of the time at university?

(but then, I'm not sure I'd like to move to Texas)

so long,

Tyberius Prime

How many hours of porn do you think that you have watched in your lifetime?

hey you said "anything"

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Have you ever failed to provide what a woman want in those very intimate moments ?

1.If someone dropped $20 without noticing and you found it and saw the person was a good bit up the road requiring a run to catch up with them, would you ?
2. If she was fine ?
3. How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood while pretending to be you ?

If a tree falls in a forest and no-one is there to witness it does it make a sound?

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[This message has been edited by Emperor (edited 08-13-2002).]

Let's see.... it's started off asking questions about WES now it's like ask the guru of gods..hhhmmm...

Anyho since where asking any old questions:

How big is space?
When is UT2 coming out?
Is fater christmas real?
Why did you start this topic?
Have you got an thing to do with wakkos running around naked all day long?
How much money have you got? can I have it all? and you house?
What's so interesting about you?
Why do I care?

Etc......


DS

When are you sending me that hard drive?

hey, SPYX, I like the new sig... not so much the moving, but it looks kinda sleek...


Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
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Can I come work for you? I'd like to live in Texas

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Thanks PS. What about the animation don't you like? I had to really buckfumble to get it like that so I'm definitely open to sudgestions.

Wes: If you DO move to College Station (Subliminal Message Follows: /\/\0\/3 +4 (011393 $+4+

What did you do to make all these people want to work for you?
And who let the dogs out?!

kuckus (cell #282)

Another question:

(censored by myself)

[This message has been edited by viol (edited 08-13-2002).]

Wes, didn't you say you worked, in the the directing feild? I am interested in this because I one day may want to become a director.

Are all the rumors true about your name "Wes" really being "sew" in reverse because you have this innate ability since birth to stitch backwards? Enquiring minds want to know!

. . : slicePuzzle

1.Why are people actually replying to this?
2.Why do all these people want to work for you?

Maninacan Cell #471
behmer

1. Does Bugs' question mean you are original 'The Man Called Sew'?

2. Can I come and work for you (I have lots of family in Texas so they'd be able to put me up)?

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Very droll, Emps!!!

. . : slicePuzzle

did you smell that?

Jason

Whew... Guess I brought this on myself...

SPyX...
No. The bonfires scare me. Especially when they tend to fall on people.

Tyberius Prime...
I'll sponsor anything as long it's well made and the manufacturer is good to its customers. Wait, that's endorsements. I suppose we could just get married so you wouldn't have to carry that card around.

CPrompt...
I alone could support the entire Chatsworth, CA industry.

viol...
Pointless question. See above.

Emperor...
If so, it wouldn't be as loud as the brat who runs back and forth in the apartment above me at 7:50 every single morning.

Darkshadow...
1. Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
2. When its parents are more open-minded.
3. Yes, but he's a deadbeat.
4. Because I haven't piled enough projects on myself yet.
5. I told him to get in shape, but the naked part was his idea.
6. None. Yes. Sure, but the roof leaks. Seriously.
7. That I can so easily get so many people to ask about me.
8. It's an involuntary reaction when you're around me.
Note: One question per person per post from now on.

Petskull...
Well, I lost my copy of Illustrator and that drive has my only installation. So, when I can afford to purchase the latest upgrade, I'll think about a raffle.

CPrompt...
You're welcome to Texas, but I'm not currently hiring.

SPyX...
Are you a cute female college student? You really seem stuck on this idea of my coming out there. And when did I put out a want ad?

kuckus...
1. I guess I'm just a super guy.
2. That would have been me. I apologize for the inconvenience.

viol...
(Answer visible only to those over 18.)

InSiDeR...
That's what my degree is in, yeah, but I'm currently a camera op. for the evening news and a freelance Web designer.

Bugimus...
It's actually an acronym of all the areas of the U.S. in which I've lived. If I ever reside in one of the Dakotas, my name will change to SNEW.

maninacan...
1. It surprises even me.
2. Still working on that one. For now, I'm sticking to "I'm a super guy."

Emperor...
1. A quick check of the urban legends site would have cleared this up for everyone.
2. >sigh< Okay, fine, everyone fill out an application.

JKMabry...
Yes. Again, sorry for the inconvenience.

do you drink beer?
íf yes, how much/week?

Where do babys come from?
why didnt batman have any super power's?
why does donald duck where a towel when he comes out of the bath to hide his bottom half but the rest of the time he wears nothing there?
if nobody's perfect.. and im a nobody.. does that make me perfect?
do you regreat opening this free for all up?
how much did your glasses cost?

What's the clock overthere now? Not that AM PM shit gimme some numbers with two slimie-eyes between! :

Edit:: And why didn't you answer Hugh's reply?

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Oh Oh my turn!!!

1.) I'm told the theories of Quantum Mechanics and Relativity contradict one another at some level. Where do these two theories clash?

2.) Do you eat red meat?

3.) Why is the sky blue? and what makes it stay up there?

4.) Do you get the sudden urge to howl when the moon is full?

5.) Has anyone ever told you have an interesting head? if so, then what did they find most interesting?




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Oy... Let me say this again: Please, one question per person per post. (Two, if one is a follow-up to the first.) I'm only just slightly more than human.

Hugh...
1. My rate for good deeds, coincidentally, is $20 a pop, so just my considering giving it back would make us even.
2. I hope she'd be fine with it. Of course, she doesn't have much choice.
3. If pretending to be me, he'd put the wood away and get back to it later.

massacre...
Heh. Hehe. Hahahaha...

Trigger...
1. Increasingly from my friends.
2. He was not from another planet nor was ever affected by any sort of radiation. Rumor has it, though, he could do that thing where you flip your eyelids inside out.
3. Have you seen what warm water can do for a duck?
4. So you're the nobody who hits on me at bars. Knock it off, I'd like to meet someone.
5. I only regret that people ask more than one question per person per post.
6. The ones pictured in my sig? About $5. My prescription? About $600. You heard me.

OlssonE...
1. At the moment, it's 04:26 Central Time. I've been up all night trying to finish a project due tomorrow. (See the woodchuck reference.)
2. I just did ? keep up.

Synthetic...
1. In this topic.
2. As much as I can. The cattle population must be kept in check.
3a. It's lonely.
3b. It's mysophobic.
4. I'm more of a "moon is half empty" kind of guy.
5. Yes. The fact that it's attached to such a fantastic body.




[This message has been edited by Wes (edited 08-14-2002).]

Why can you only ask one question per post?
a. But why are you not more than human?
b. What are you mumbling and why are you ripping hair from your skull?
c. Wow! I have never felt the windblow from the blade of an chainsaw in the back of my head?
d. Aaaawww! Is that blood?
e. Why are you eating that that's not read meat?

Are you married or have a significant other?

OllsonE. . . just one question per post please

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

[This message has been edited by CPrompt (edited 08-14-2002).]

[This message has been edited by CPrompt (edited 08-14-2002).]

Why?

Dracusis:

quote:

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from Wes:
Oy... Let me say this again: Please, one question per person per post. (Two, if one is a follow-up to the first.) I'm only just slightly more than human.

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Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

quote:

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Have you seen what warm water can do for a duck?

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your supposed to be asking the questions not answering them so

what can warm water do to a duck?



[This message has been edited by Trigger (edited 08-14-2002).]

CPrompt...he was making a joke. By exam rules, that is one question.

And I don't think that why was 'why can we only ask one question?'...it was just 'why?'

alllrightythen...who really is on first?

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

When I saw this thread I thought you were talking about WINME:P

a. Will I get my folios in on time?
b. Do you reckon I'll get into film school next year?
c. Will I get to the Oscars?
d. Is it possible to do 3 films and a music clip in 4-5 weeks?

Opps......forgot about the rule thingy!



[This message has been edited by Luxo_Jr (edited 08-14-2002).]

Trigger:

quote:

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your supposed to be answering the questions not answering them

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did you mean answering them not asking them?

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

Well that was the purpose of it C-pråmmt

I am moving to the USA soon.

- I need to be granted a Visa in my passport to be able to enter your country.
- To be granted a Visa, the American Embassy website tells that I need first be
interviewed in the US Embassy here in my city.
- To be interviewed I need first to schedule the interview.
- To schedule it there is only one way: using a paid phone number.
- When I use the phone, an electronic message tells me that I must go to a given
Internet address to know how to pay the appointment fee.
- I go to the Internet address and I pay the fee
- Then I am instruct to call back the same paid number to actually schedule the
interview (now, with a given password)

Now, my question (it's actually just one question):

- why americans make it so difficult and DUMB to schedule a visit to the Embassy, for a Visa applicant? Why not let us know the Internet address in the very Embassy Internet address? I can't see the logic.

OK OK, I was just joking. . . what do I care how many questions you ask the man?



Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

*edits last post innocnetly*
*feels stupid*

OlssonE...
I think you answered it for me.

CPrompt...
I'm typing on my signicant other at this very moment.

Dracusis...
Why not?

Trigger...
Aid in making more ducks.

Skaarjj...
Absolutely.

Luxo_Jr...
Not if you're on here asking stupid questions.

Skaarjj...
Hey, questions this way, please.

viol...
Forget the Visa. Try Discover Card.

CPrompt...
Because, deep down, you're concerned about my ability to keep coming up with witty answers. Or at least to start doing so.

if a tree falls in the forest and hits a wood chuck, and no one is around to see it... does donald duck still remove the towel and watch porn with you?


/* No one said I could type! */

[This message has been edited by AT (edited 08-14-2002).]

Sigh... if I could enter the USA with only a Discovery Card...
Anyways, thanks for the tip

Why did the duck cross the road?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Wes, so you majored in directing, does that include cinematography?

WHAT.....is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

[This message has been edited by cpkdog (edited 08-14-2002).]

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

. . : slicePuzzle

MONTY PYTHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I don't know thaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............. *Kerfloosh*



[This message has been edited by cpkdog (edited 08-14-2002).]

Insider, take your pills man

<french accent>Well how do you know so much about swallows?</french accent> <brit accent>you have to know these things when you're king</brit accent>

thats a great movie to memorize

[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 08-15-2002).]

Dammit insider...you beat me to it! But...where does the french accent come from. None of the french were wityh Arthur at that point, in fact, none fo them were with him at all. They were just safe up in their castle's, farting in his general direction.

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I beat you skaarrjj!

NEE!!!!!!

that's an r too many there insider....

someone care to donate that movie to me?
I've never seen it

(never hurts to ask eh?)

What's this? AT has never seen Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail? Oh my... What ever are we going to do with him? Wow, that's like a sin where I come from...

Wait a tic... Isn't this thread about Wes? <-- Question #1.

AT: wait 40 minutes ill be outside your door with a cross and 3 nails ok?

Well if you have ever heard of John Cleese he was a member of Monty Python. He was in Rat Race, A Fish Called Wanda, and a few others...

But he was one of the founders of "Monty Python."

Monty Python was a british comedy group that formed in the 70's. None of their names were Monty, or Python, it was just a name they chose as an established comedy group. They made their first movie called "And now for something completely different..." in the early 70's then they worked on a Brit TV show called "Monty Python's flying Circus," and if you get BBC be sure to watch the re-runs, great sketches! Then they made "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," which is the film we are referring too. That was probably their most famous movie, it was about King Arthur and a bunch of knights who stumble upon GOD and he sends them on a quest. Then after that they made "Life of Brian," and "The Meaning of Life." After Life of Brian Graham Chapman, one of the founding members died... Then they started to seperate... Adam did a sketch in "Europian Vacation," with Chevy chase, he did a take off on a scene from Holy Grail, the famous "Oh it's just a fleshwound," scene. Then Cleese became probably the most famous, as I have mentioned in some movies above, and he also played in "The Out of Towners," with Steve Martin.

Thus, ends the story of Monty Python...

Anyone care to add on?


_____________________
Prying open my third eye.

[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 08-15-2002).]

Oops, that was two questions there.... Oh well,

Why did people (other than Wes) start answering questions? <-- Q #2

I was just educating people on probably the funniest film ever...

... yea... I forgot what I was going to ask for my 3rd question...

Oh yea, what was I going to ask for my third question?

Why didnt you answer my questions properly?

He did answer your question. Take each of your questions, and you'll see the answer is 'Not if you're on here asking stupid questions'

a. Will I get my folios in on time? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions
b. Do you reckon I'll get into film school next year? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions
c. Will I get to the Oscars? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions
d. Is it possible to do 3 films and a music clip in 4-5 weeks? Not if you're on here asking stupid questions

My...what amazingly self-centred questions...


Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

I'm afraid I do care to add on and apologize for the tangent but we must not leave out the movie Fierce Creatures that had the same company as A Fish Called Wanda and we would be extremely remiss if we didn't point out that the lone American member of Monty Python, Terry Gilliam, went on to create such classics as Brazil, Twelve Monkeys, Fisher King, and Time Bandits.

...and now for something completely different...

. . : slicePuzzle

Okay, I see this thread has gone sufficiently awry...

Why not?

Sorry, Wes, I couldn't resist but it did start off rather wang after all.

Hey bro, thanks for the info!
If you want, feel free to make me a copy of the movie and send it to me... I'd give you my shipping addy!!

is this pathetic? no, but the fact that I'm serious... well, yeah...

*needs humor in his life, bless me Insider*

At the time it didnt make sense...*blame the cold I have *
Skaarjj, you cant seem to help yourself answering, clarifying, and defining the answers or questions! . Ah well, some people:d

Lets not get into Monty Python....we all know it is some fantastic comedy thing *apparently * Lets not go off track here and instead Lets talk about ME...as you know who. Too many threads go off track...doesnt matter whether it is the Asylum or not. Most of those tangents anyway turn into arguements.
Dont ask me why I said all that........it was on my mind so I said it. :d

$0.02



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[This message has been edited by Luxo_Jr (edited 08-15-2002).]

Who are you?

....and why are you in that handbasket?


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Ok, here's another Wes-centric question... why are you so damned handsome?

. . : slicePuzzle

AT: I suggest you buy the DVD (thats assuming uou have a DVD player). Or the VHS, for me to copy it wouldn't be right .

Bugs: Thankyou!

Bah! I didn't say copy it, I'm not like that...
*hides MP3's*

I watched 20 min of it today, dude I was dying... I loved it, thanks!

now, Q for Wes...

Have you come to the realization that I have power over you?

Lux: This thread is supposed to be about asking questions about Wes, but your questions all focused around yourself, which would be why wes gave your the answer he did. I'm not defining the questions, Wes did.

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

Well, ya'll got me interested now.

Just exactly *why* does everybody want to work for you, Wes? I'm fairly new here and I'm not as informed as everybody else

AFAIUnderstood, Wes gave up answering the questions but people keep asking.
If there is no substance, there is no matter; if there is no matter, there is no subject; if there is no subject, there is no reason to be; if there is no reason to be, it shall be closed.

Okay, let's see here. I think I'll start with...

OlssonE...
I'm Batman.

Petskull...
Is that a comment about my size? Okay, so I'm not six-foot-five. Just love me! I command you!

Bugimus...
It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop, isn't it? Although, I recently received the following e-mail, which I must brag about:

quote:

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I just wanted to let you know that I thought you looked really handsome in the James Doohan photo. Really, I'm a straight young (but married) woman and I think you got the "look" right.

Oh and the site is funny as well.

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AT...
No. But if I had, that would mean you didn't really have any power over me, wouldn't it?

Raptor...
I have to say I'm as baffled as you are. Again, the answer I'm going with for now is "I'm a super guy."

viol...
I almost gave up, but I just love talking about myself so. It is getting a bit big, though.

Let's move on.