Preserved Topic: Let's Talk About *ME* (Page 1 of 2)

Go on, ask me a question. I'll answer!

I'm giving you the opportunity to find out all those things about me you've always wanted to know. Don't pass this up!

I'm just so interesting, but ? understandably ? it's tough for people to screw up the courage to ask me those personal questions. So, I'm opening the door; ask away!

Well, is it your head in that sig?


btw: I made a hat-trick!

Where in TX are you?

[Don't forget I'm using my best game-show-host voice here.]

OlssonE - Yes! That is 100% my head! Okay, well, it's about 60% my head since you can't really see below the nose. Those are my favorite glasses, which I picked up from a cart vendor in Universal City. I never wear them, though, since I never wear my contacts anymore.

SPyX - I'm in Fort Worth, living in a crappy apartment with a leaky roof. I'm considering moving soon, but not before I make a trip out west to see the Marfa Mystery Lights for their Labor Day weekend celebration.

Keep 'em coming!

Would you consider moving to College Station?

would you consider sponsering a green card for a german coder ;-) so that he can work a few hours a week for you and spend the rest of the time at university?

(but then, I'm not sure I'd like to move to Texas)

so long,

Tyberius Prime

How many hours of porn do you think that you have watched in your lifetime?

hey you said "anything"

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Have you ever failed to provide what a woman want in those very intimate moments ?

1.If someone dropped $20 without noticing and you found it and saw the person was a good bit up the road requiring a run to catch up with them, would you ?
2. If she was fine ?
3. How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood while pretending to be you ?

If a tree falls in a forest and no-one is there to witness it does it make a sound?

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[This message has been edited by Emperor (edited 08-13-2002).]

Let's see.... it's started off asking questions about WES now it's like ask the guru of gods..hhhmmm...

Anyho since where asking any old questions:

How big is space?
When is UT2 coming out?
Is fater christmas real?
Why did you start this topic?
Have you got an thing to do with wakkos running around naked all day long?
How much money have you got? can I have it all? and you house?
What's so interesting about you?
Why do I care?

Etc......


DS

When are you sending me that hard drive?

hey, SPYX, I like the new sig... not so much the moving, but it looks kinda sleek...


Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

Can I come work for you? I'd like to live in Texas

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Thanks PS. What about the animation don't you like? I had to really buckfumble to get it like that so I'm definitely open to sudgestions.

Wes: If you DO move to College Station (Subliminal Message Follows: /\/\0\/3 +4 (011393 $+4+

What did you do to make all these people want to work for you?
And who let the dogs out?!

kuckus (cell #282)

Another question:

(censored by myself)

[This message has been edited by viol (edited 08-13-2002).]

Wes, didn't you say you worked, in the the directing feild? I am interested in this because I one day may want to become a director.

Are all the rumors true about your name "Wes" really being "sew" in reverse because you have this innate ability since birth to stitch backwards? Enquiring minds want to know!

. . : slicePuzzle

1.Why are people actually replying to this?
2.Why do all these people want to work for you?

Maninacan Cell #471
behmer

1. Does Bugs' question mean you are original 'The Man Called Sew'?

2. Can I come and work for you (I have lots of family in Texas so they'd be able to put me up)?

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Very droll, Emps!!!

. . : slicePuzzle

did you smell that?

Jason

Whew... Guess I brought this on myself...

SPyX...
No. The bonfires scare me. Especially when they tend to fall on people.

Tyberius Prime...
I'll sponsor anything as long it's well made and the manufacturer is good to its customers. Wait, that's endorsements. I suppose we could just get married so you wouldn't have to carry that card around.

CPrompt...
I alone could support the entire Chatsworth, CA industry.

viol...
Pointless question. See above.

Emperor...
If so, it wouldn't be as loud as the brat who runs back and forth in the apartment above me at 7:50 every single morning.

Darkshadow...
1. Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
2. When its parents are more open-minded.
3. Yes, but he's a deadbeat.
4. Because I haven't piled enough projects on myself yet.
5. I told him to get in shape, but the naked part was his idea.
6. None. Yes. Sure, but the roof leaks. Seriously.
7. That I can so easily get so many people to ask about me.
8. It's an involuntary reaction when you're around me.
Note: One question per person per post from now on.

Petskull...
Well, I lost my copy of Illustrator and that drive has my only installation. So, when I can afford to purchase the latest upgrade, I'll think about a raffle.

CPrompt...
You're welcome to Texas, but I'm not currently hiring.

SPyX...
Are you a cute female college student? You really seem stuck on this idea of my coming out there. And when did I put out a want ad?

kuckus...
1. I guess I'm just a super guy.
2. That would have been me. I apologize for the inconvenience.

viol...
(Answer visible only to those over 18.)

InSiDeR...
That's what my degree is in, yeah, but I'm currently a camera op. for the evening news and a freelance Web designer.

Bugimus...
It's actually an acronym of all the areas of the U.S. in which I've lived. If I ever reside in one of the Dakotas, my name will change to SNEW.

maninacan...
1. It surprises even me.
2. Still working on that one. For now, I'm sticking to "I'm a super guy."

Emperor...
1. A quick check of the urban legends site would have cleared this up for everyone.
2. >sigh< Okay, fine, everyone fill out an application.

JKMabry...
Yes. Again, sorry for the inconvenience.

do you drink beer?
íf yes, how much/week?

Where do babys come from?
why didnt batman have any super power's?
why does donald duck where a towel when he comes out of the bath to hide his bottom half but the rest of the time he wears nothing there?
if nobody's perfect.. and im a nobody.. does that make me perfect?
do you regreat opening this free for all up?
how much did your glasses cost?

What's the clock overthere now? Not that AM PM shit gimme some numbers with two slimie-eyes between! :

Edit:: And why didn't you answer Hugh's reply?

[This message has been edited by OlssonE (edited 08-14-2002).]

Oh Oh my turn!!!

1.) I'm told the theories of Quantum Mechanics and Relativity contradict one another at some level. Where do these two theories clash?

2.) Do you eat red meat?

3.) Why is the sky blue? and what makes it stay up there?

4.) Do you get the sudden urge to howl when the moon is full?

5.) Has anyone ever told you have an interesting head? if so, then what did they find most interesting?




[This message has been edited by Synthetic (edited 08-14-2002).]

Oy... Let me say this again: Please, one question per person per post. (Two, if one is a follow-up to the first.) I'm only just slightly more than human.

Hugh...
1. My rate for good deeds, coincidentally, is $20 a pop, so just my considering giving it back would make us even.
2. I hope she'd be fine with it. Of course, she doesn't have much choice.
3. If pretending to be me, he'd put the wood away and get back to it later.

massacre...
Heh. Hehe. Hahahaha...

Trigger...
1. Increasingly from my friends.
2. He was not from another planet nor was ever affected by any sort of radiation. Rumor has it, though, he could do that thing where you flip your eyelids inside out.
3. Have you seen what warm water can do for a duck?
4. So you're the nobody who hits on me at bars. Knock it off, I'd like to meet someone.
5. I only regret that people ask more than one question per person per post.
6. The ones pictured in my sig? About $5. My prescription? About $600. You heard me.

OlssonE...
1. At the moment, it's 04:26 Central Time. I've been up all night trying to finish a project due tomorrow. (See the woodchuck reference.)
2. I just did ? keep up.

Synthetic...
1. In this topic.
2. As much as I can. The cattle population must be kept in check.
3a. It's lonely.
3b. It's mysophobic.
4. I'm more of a "moon is half empty" kind of guy.
5. Yes. The fact that it's attached to such a fantastic body.




[This message has been edited by Wes (edited 08-14-2002).]

Why can you only ask one question per post?
a. But why are you not more than human?
b. What are you mumbling and why are you ripping hair from your skull?
c. Wow! I have never felt the windblow from the blade of an chainsaw in the back of my head?
d. Aaaawww! Is that blood?
e. Why are you eating that that's not read meat?

Are you married or have a significant other?

OllsonE. . . just one question per post please

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

[This message has been edited by CPrompt (edited 08-14-2002).]

[This message has been edited by CPrompt (edited 08-14-2002).]

Why?

Dracusis:

quote:

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from Wes:
Oy... Let me say this again: Please, one question per person per post. (Two, if one is a follow-up to the first.) I'm only just slightly more than human.

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Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

quote:

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Have you seen what warm water can do for a duck?

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your supposed to be asking the questions not answering them so

what can warm water do to a duck?



[This message has been edited by Trigger (edited 08-14-2002).]

CPrompt...he was making a joke. By exam rules, that is one question.

And I don't think that why was 'why can we only ask one question?'...it was just 'why?'

alllrightythen...who really is on first?

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

When I saw this thread I thought you were talking about WINME:P

a. Will I get my folios in on time?
b. Do you reckon I'll get into film school next year?
c. Will I get to the Oscars?
d. Is it possible to do 3 films and a music clip in 4-5 weeks?

Opps......forgot about the rule thingy!



[This message has been edited by Luxo_Jr (edited 08-14-2002).]

Trigger:

quote:

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your supposed to be answering the questions not answering them

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did you mean answering them not asking them?

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

Well that was the purpose of it C-pråmmt

I am moving to the USA soon.

- I need to be granted a Visa in my passport to be able to enter your country.
- To be granted a Visa, the American Embassy website tells that I need first be
interviewed in the US Embassy here in my city.
- To be interviewed I need first to schedule the interview.
- To schedule it there is only one way: using a paid phone number.
- When I use the phone, an electronic message tells me that I must go to a given
Internet address to know how to pay the appointment fee.
- I go to the Internet address and I pay the fee
- Then I am instruct to call back the same paid number to actually schedule the
interview (now, with a given password)

Now, my question (it's actually just one question):

- why americans make it so difficult and DUMB to schedule a visit to the Embassy, for a Visa applicant? Why not let us know the Internet address in the very Embassy Internet address? I can't see the logic.

OK OK, I was just joking. . . what do I care how many questions you ask the man?



Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

*edits last post innocnetly*
*feels stupid*