Preserved Topic: Sexual Biology....

No, not sex ed....

Something funny... Hilarious, happened today in Biology.

Eheh, so this guy in my 6'th period biology is reading from the book aloud, to the class.

He stumbles across the word organism... Only instead of organism he said... "Orgasm".

Ahah, so we are all trying to hold our laughter in, so we don't piss off our teacher, when out of NO where, she starts to chuckle, then out of even more no where, she just crack up laughing!

Naturally we all crack up laughing.... Then after about 2 minutes of laughing (literally) our teacher says, "Don't worry, it has happened before so I am used to it."

Ahah, so in the past, before..... Someone once said ORGASM instead of ORGANISM...

Damn that was probably the funniest 2 minutes of my school year....


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Ahah, so in the past, before..... Someone once said ORGASM instead of ORGANISM...

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Really?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

You live a sad life...
Really.

Jesus fuck, why hasn't someone put you out of my misery yet?

ya know.... i don't even think i would have found that funny when I *was* your age.

Hmm, well I kind of thought it was ill mannered humor myself at first, but once our lab teacher cracked up it was a damn funny expirience I'll tell you what.

Sad? No. Fucked up? Yes!

Why? Because I am not living in misery, I am only putting you through worse misery so if you will come put me out yourself DG.

Micheal, you weren't ever my age, thats why.


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[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 09-20-2002).]

Oh c'mon guys.

We all know damn well someone 'mistakenly' said orgasm instead of organism when you guys were Insiders age and the entire class thought it was the funniest thing over.

Yes Insider, its been said before. In fact it's probably been said in every single bio class ever.

-Jestah
Cell 277

Really? I thought that was unheard of!

BTW thankyou for sticking up for me when the majority of the respected, uhhh, artists in this forum verbally asaulted me.

College prep biology
2 hour block of advanced biology
I never heard that Freudian slip

But our chemistry teacher did set his foot on fire with a bit of potassium.
Another time he dropped the magnesium after lighting it.
Sodium almost broke the hood when he lit that.
He was a fun teacher.

When I was a teacher I caught the leg of my jeans on fire stomping out someone's volcano project.

It was really sweet till it burst into flames.

Needless to say, they got an A on presentation.

when I was in junior high biology the teacher froze his finger a bit with liquid nitrogen and said the S word and wasn't seen for the rest of the class. A girl opening one of those tilt in windows did so too forcefully and shattered the glass, cutting most of her thumb off. Another girl in the class has that disorder, when you see blood you pass smooth out? yeah that one. She saw the finger thing and hit the deck. Not a single person said orgasm if I recall, not within range of me anyhow.

Now that was a funny day in biology class.

Jason

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Micheal, you weren't ever my age, thats why.

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heh.

Jestah- I still disagree with you. But you can go ahead and tell me how my classes were anyway... you probably know better than I. I don't boubt that slips like this, back in 8th grade or whatever could have been humerous... depending on timing and a number of other factors... But like I said... I don't think I would have found that funny. I guess I'm the fuckin' moron because I might not have laughed.

Insider-

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BTW thankyou for sticking up for me when the majority of the respected, uhhh, artists in this forum verbally asaulted me.

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You have a funny way of sniffling about things.

Michael - I'm not sure why you're getting offensive since I didn't specifically address you. Of course maybe your right and you're one of the few people who wouldn't have laughed if you were 13 or 14 years old and a classmate said 'orgasm' in the middle of reading from the text book and the entire class started to laugh. You'd probably just sit there by yourself in silence. Maybe even keep reading. Then again maybe you're just picking on Insider. It has been known to happen with your and your buddies.

-Jestah
Cell 277

Jestah, I might have found it funny depending on a number of factors..... like I've said.
Given the description of the scene... I don't think I would have laughed. A chuckle or a snicker?.. ya, perhaps... but I don't think I'd be laughing out loud for two minutes straight.
As for the latter portion of your post and the comment of picking on Insider....
I think you're a bit out of line.
I posted my brief assessment of the situation.
I didn't come rolling in here saying.... Insider, you're such a fucking tool... nobody on this planet would have found that remotely funny, you stupid fuck.
Nope... I didn't say any of that... and if I had wanted to.... I would have just come right out and said it. I think for the most part, I'm pretty direct with my opinions, even when they are of a harsh nature.
Here, I'm just posting my thought.

And for your comment of "you and your buddies"...
I think you're a bit out of line again.
And as a matter of fact, most recently I've helped Insider with a situation that sprung up, and it was settled in a very timely fashion.

bah.

Michael - Like I said, maybe you would have sat their in silence. I just find it really hard to believe. But hey since you did close a thread I guess we should rule out you and your friends are picking on Insider.

Since I admitted I could be wrong I suppose this issue is dead.

-Jestah
Cell 277

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unfortunately you don't have but 1/8 of the story there... And you continue your sarcastic tone.
I speak nothing for whatever "friends" you may be referring to.
Whomever they are.... they can probably take care of themselves.
I just don't see where I've wrong'd Insider that you would step in to say that I have been picking on him.

admitting that you may be wrong doesn't indicate an endpoint.
... just as I admit that if circumstances were slightly different, or perhaps portrayed through this thread in a more interesting fashion.... I could see myself possibly getting a chuckle. ... does not indicate an endpoint.

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

InI- we're not arguing about closing or not closing. Did this thread get closed at some point?.. and then re-opened?

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

[back on topic]
Once when I was in Freshman geometry class I was trying to figure the area of the smallest circle that would enclose a given square. Well, I said "the circle circumcises the square" instead of "the circle circumscribes the square."

That got an embarassing chuckle or two. It happens to the best of us.
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[not quite on topic, but funny word play anyway]
Senior year in HS I had a calculus teacher with sense of humor only a HS math teacher could have.
She once told a student (as a psuedo-insult) he "didn't know the difference between an asymptote and a hole in the graph."
[/not quite on topic, but funny word play anyway]

Once we were making candles, or something, and the girl behind me dropped the whole mixture right onto the Bunsen burner. My God, you should have seen the mini-mushroom cloud come out of that one. And the SMELL!
Also, I once had to dissect a lamb brain, and I stumbled while attempting to remove the hypothalamus. Yecch, those brains really stink. It's a good thing their inside the head, where no one can see or smell them. It was disgusting. Good thing I gave up Biology last year.

S^abaal ud T'a johtizuc^ ult'a Fedaro.

ahhhh Biology.

I remember when we disected birds.

cut off their heads, skined them and stuck them on the little poker dealies.

carried them around the class and attacked people with them. (the skinned bird heads)

what fun!

                                                           

Woohoo, fun biology stories... Let's see here...

We had a new teacher (well, new to the school), when I took it back as a freshman. Needless to say, we got away with quite an extensive list of things that none of the classes since have been able to do.
Her "new" rules list, as based on what went on in my class:
1.) No scalpels (they use safety scissors now, don't ask how it works... as far as I know, it doesn't...)
2.) All metal utensils are now plastic.
3.) Do eating any parts of the lab, namely "unknown" substances (well, ok, it's not a new rule, but she enforces it a bit more now)
4.) No playing table hockey/soccer with eyeballs (particularly the frog eyes)
4.5) Rule 4 to include ping-pong with the pig eyes (that didn't work too well anyways)
5.) No getting the 7th graders in the class next door to jump-rope in pig intestines.
6.) No imitating slasher movies by walking around the science wing with a decapitated pig head sticking on a scalpel while chanting gibberish.
7.) No slapping each other with the worms before (or after for that matter) disecting them.

Ah, those were the good ole days...

Other science stories...
Well, there was the time we made smores using the bunson burners...
Or, when we had to remove half a dozen ceiling tiles for the ballistics lab...
Or, when the class smart-ass was picked up by his ears...
Then there's the time we took the He-Ne lasars apart to "fix" them...



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Unoriginal Cell 693

I'd say that happens a lot actually.

And to write a post about how someone fumbled some letters is pretty damn sad.

Michael - I'm sorry, from now on I'll type with a different tone.

-Jestah
Cell 277

Hugh you obviously didn't understand a word I said .

I wasn't making fun of him because he mis-pronounced a word. I wasn't making fun of anyone.

I = 14
I = Freshman
24 Students In That Class = Freshman
Freshman = Highschool
Highschool = Sex
Sex = Talking About It ALL THE TIME

He was probably so used to saying it with his "buddies," all the time that his peanut sized brain couldn't comprehend a difference in pronouncing the word. And since the he AND the teacher were laughing, he didn't feel a bit of shame.


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Actually, I've never heard someone say "Orgasm" in biology, and, being InSiDeR's age, I still don't think I'd laugh out loud at it, in fact, I probably wouldn't even be paying attention because I read our Biology book in two days after I got it (ok, so I'm a nerd). Last year in biology (1-2, im in 3-4 combined with chemistry 3-4) when we disected baby sheep (what fun!) our teacher made us use disecting scissors unless we brought in our own "scalpal" (ya right). So anyways, I decided that since I dindn't want to use disecting scissors, and didn't have a scalpal I brough in our 12 inch kitchen knife (those stay sharp kind) anyways, I got a referall, but it was pretty funny when I started chopping the pigs leg like a carrot, our teacher thought that was pretty funny, lauged, then got mad at me!

*sigh*



My Biology book is 11 pounds, 1200 pages. Feel free to attempt to read it in 2 days.


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whee! school is fun.

In geography, we were talking about the amazon rainforest, and the anacondas that reside there.
We were told how you can't outrun it, and trees are no sanctuary, as they can climb too.
The best way to kill it was to lie still, like you were dead. That way, it wouldn't kill you first by constriction, just start eating you.
You would let it unhinge its jaws, and when it got past your knee, you should get yer knife and stab it in the head.

our 'class clown' interrupted: "Miss, what if the snake goes for your snake?"
our teacher had two options:

• reprimand the boy for being rude and immature
• go along with him....

and she quickly responded:
"saxon, i think your snake would be far too small to get its attention."

...it's always nice to see when a teacher has a sense of humor.

THEN... there was the guy expelled from BIO at a sydney university - they were playing around with human limbs, and he noticed a tradesman outside who looked like he needed help. He yelled out the window "hey mate, need a hand?" The guy said yes, but wasn't so sure after a hand was thrown out the window to him.

ROFL

"...when out of NO where, she starts to chuckle..."

*fade to fantasy*

neva mind me

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One story that came to mind just then. Back in Yr 7 our history teacher was standing on a certain angle. Outside the windows to one side of the room a large van was parked where the bright spring sun was shining off it, sending this huge reflection into the room. It created a good shadow of the teacher. Between the teacher and the van was a student who shaped his hand like a duck and we looked at the teacher's shadow and it looked like there was someone pulling or playing with his dick.....OMG IT WAS FUNNY. We pissed ourselves for ages on end.

I started a phase at school where u grab something reflective (watch, ruler, calculator, compass tin, etc). If it's a sunny day you can reflect to your heart's desire onto the chalk board and follow the teacher's hand as they write. Man it pisses them off! You would see all these flocks of lights slowly travel over the board to concentrate on the techer's head or hand. He would quickly spin around and the lights go off. Then it would start all over again. LMFAO....those were the days.

Many other stories......but not now.

Will he or wont he?

In the ninth grade we were going to disect squids. It was one small squid per person.
As soon as the squids was brought in one girl started running around in the classroom flopping with her hands and arms screaming "disgusting, juck!" this started a wave and soon all the girls in the class were running around in the classroom until they found there way out. This wasn't very funny just annoying.