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Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 03:16

tell us what you do for a living. Are you a lawyer, etc.


I'm a full time high school student.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 03:27

Ruler of the Universe and trainee bum

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 03:29

Bumdomo Master and resident Slacker

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 03:34

I meant your real job not what you are.

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 03:54

I make money for the man, like everyone else. You too will be assimilated Yannah.

Jason

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 04:03
quote:
I meant your real job not what you are.


I'd just like to point out how deep that statement is. It really made me stop to think.

My occupation(s) right now are doctoral student and translator. But that is not who I am. Thank you for reminding me of that, Yannah. I needed that.




www.liminality.org

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 04:26

I'm a male prostitute.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 04:33

^^^^^^^^^^ whore ^^^^^^^^^^^

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 04:37

I'm a part time second oboe player for the San Salvador philharmonic, mainly however I raise carnivorous pygmy chinchillas. Mostly for racing. Some are just breeding stock though. In my spare time I like to paint scenes from Vonneguts Slaughterhouse 5 but in a kind of mixed Van Gogh meets Picasso style on black velvet.



.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 04:45

I'm a mail prostitute... Hey, baby, you need stamps? Air mail? Certified? Uh huh, I can do that...

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 04:45

Jamie, everytime I read your profile I crack up laughing.....

I'm curious, how many vanereal diseases have you had in the past 5 years?

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 04:53

jamie - let me guess, you're one of those "do what i say, not what i do" kind of parents, aren't you?



oh - apparently, i'm a programmer. go figure.

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 05:08

I am a full time student and a full time bum.

and... not... all that proud of it, although I am happy.

                                   

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 05:14

He's also a pear theif.

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 05:18

yeah, me too. *did I just repeat what I have said before?*
@eyezaer

[This message has been edited by Yannah (edited 04-30-2003).]

jstuartj
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Mpls, MN
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 05:22

Freelance Production Artist and Prepress/Color Control Tech., Currently seeking employment.

J. Stuart J.

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 06:09

Architectural Draftsman/1/2 of IT department for my firm

Currently seeking a raise.

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 07:02

I work for SAP...not exactly sure what I actually do

In my spare time, I try to help people...if I can reach out, and help just one person, then I feel that my time here has been worth it.

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 07:06

I'm a fluffer for female porn stars....

:::krets.net:::

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 08:54

Book Illustrator.... *News update... the guy that I am working with hired me for a second project and one of his co workers wants me to help HIM out too hehehehe..*

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 09:23

i'm a veterinary technician (animal nurse). though, since moving to alaska, the town i now live in only has one vet hospital....so i'm goin to hafta wait until someone dies before they have an opening
i'm currently squandering my savings by not getting a job (which, i'm goin to find soonish).

__________________________
Cell 1007::SST

LaSun
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the oceanic antipodes
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 09:28

first year law student already teetering on corrupt.

SUN
//what i do AND what i am//

Dracusis
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Brisbane, Australia
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 09:34

Krets: Well that explains your cheezy grin, but the monkey comments have taken on a whole new level of weird for me...

Me?... I'm a fully certified self centerd asshole and aspiring ruler of earth... Well, no, that's a little wrong. I only want the coastal cities, Emps can have the rest.

My occupation is to stress about uni work that I should be doing whilst wasting my time doing equally productive work that's completly off topic to the subjects I'm currently studying. Lucikly there are 3000+ un-suspecting members here for me to unlesah my stress induced rage upon. Yay!

In short: Starving Artist

DmS
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 09:38

For a living:
Senior Consultant/Webdeveloper/Technical Project Leader/Concept developer/Presale @ Cats AB http://www.cats.se/ Mostly Presentation (visual design/coding) and PHP.

I am:
Father of 3 and creator of things I like (Music, Webby things, R/C Models) and slightly insane at times

/Dan

{cell 260}
-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 04-30-2003 13:45

that's OK, Drac- I work underground

<-----!-Profile-!------>


Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

[This message has been edited by Petskull (edited 04-30-2003).]

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 14:14

Am a pimp

Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 14:30

I'm a student who spends too much time doing everything else than studying. Not even sure what I'm going to take a major in, but time will tell

_________________________
"There are 10 kinds of people; those who know binary, those who don't and those who start counting at zero"

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 04-30-2003 14:37

I have to agree with Suho. For so long now I have let me job dictate who I was. I guess I grew up in that time where your job was who you were. Kind of disapointin since I don't like my job that well, which in turn means I must not care too much for myself.



Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 04-30-2003 14:39

Just an abnormal and dreaming student in sciences (maths/physics).

_________________
Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken. -- Frank Herbert

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 04-30-2003 23:47

I am currently a student, a poet, a comedian, a philosopher , and an apprentice web-coder. The only thing I manage to get any money for is the occasional bit of code.

Go figure that one....

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 05-01-2003 02:52

To pay the bills, I work as a processing assistant in the cashiers office of UNCG - definitely not who I am... just what I do.

I [am] an intelligent, well-educated woman with strong feelings, and stronger opinions about... well, you name it...


Bodhi - Cell 617

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 05-01-2003 02:58

I study Technology, Physics, Math level 6, History, English and Art (I nearly forgot this one)

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 05-01-2003 03:16

I just applied for a part time job at Windixe .

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 05-01-2003 03:21

great!

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 05-01-2003 06:42

3rd year University student. Java development at DaimlerChrysler. Running a 12&U youth rollerhockey league. <-- That's all paid work (except the student bit )

The following is all volunteer work. I do photo-manipulation for the Every Three Weekly. And if I ever get to it, I'll be doing their website as well. I'm a Photoshop, guitar, and hockey tutor. I also solve computer problems for people in my hall. Oh, and I sleep now and then as well...

[This message has been edited by Raptor (edited 05-01-2003).]

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 05-01-2003 12:23

From today, I can no longer call myself a 'Web Application developer' (which has been my unofficial title for a couple of years now).

I've just joined the ranks of management, and as such, don't ever need to look at a line of code again.
But just cus I don't need to, doesn't necessarily mean I don't want to.

Nell
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: A SMALL village somewhere in Ontario Canada
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 05-01-2003 13:14

I am a, doctor, nurse, taxi driver, cook, cleaner, plumber, gardener, tailor
My job, I'm a Mom

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 05-01-2003 13:18

Nell you forgot accountant and referee(If more than one child)

FROM
a mum to



Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 05-01-2003 14:08

I'm a studio-camera operator for the morning show at CBS in Dallas-Fort Worth. I also floor direct and produce the occasional package (edited story).

Hungry for more?


Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-01-2003 14:35

Wes: I just have to say this: that was utterly despicable what you did in that other thread. Imagine that, a Mad Scientist abusing his powers to open a thread so he can get a jab in, then abusing his powers again to re-close the thread and make sure his jab is the last! What on earth is this world coming to? I am mortified, flabbergasted, shocked and all that good stuff.



OK, I'm finished. Carry on.

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