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Adam Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-07-2003 03:43 Do you have stairs in your house? -Adam Before a scientist goes mad, there's probably a time when he's only partially mad. And this is the time when he's going to throw his best parties.
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 03:54 Adam: urmmmmmmmmmmmm? ~finger hovers over the close button but a, potentially misguided, desire to see if there is anything that might be refered to a point stays my hand~ ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: the Psychiatric Ward Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 10-07-2003 04:20 I think its one of those game things. See... If you have the thing in question you answer with a Yes or a No, if YES is your answer then you get to post a new question. Yes I don't. Do you have a hammock?
Michael Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: *land Insane since: Nov 2000	posted 10-07-2003 04:30 No... but..... ...erm.... I had ham and cheese sammiches for dinner! Do you have a pet donkey?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 04:46 eyezaer: Ahhhhhhhhhh right gotcha. Micahel: No but I have a house key (and a car key). Does anyone have a smoking jacket? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
viol Maniac (V) Inmate From: Charles River Insane since: May 2002	posted 10-07-2003 05:00 What the heck is a smoking jacket? Something that you wear just for the sake of smoking? Do you have an English Dictionary?
Jestah Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Long Island, NY Insane since: Jun 2000	posted 10-07-2003 05:15 Why would I have an English Dictonary? Are you going to eat that? Jestah
ozphactor Maniac (V) Inmate From: California Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-07-2003 06:21 No, I don't, but I do have stairs in my house. As a matter of fact, I do, I have a car. Well, not really. I have no car, but I have stairs. No, just kididng, I don't... Now, who has my pants?
josh Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-07-2003 06:54 does anyone here have underpants? i do. i think.
Blaise Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: Insane since: Jun 2003	posted 10-07-2003 07:47 Yes I do have underpants but I often go commando Speaking of Commando has anyone here played Green Berret? :?
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 10-07-2003 08:12 No, I do... sometimes.
binary Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Under the Bridge Insane since: Nov 2002	posted 10-07-2003 11:01 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH ~Sig coming soon~ [Emp edit: killing the HSBoD] [This message has been edited by Emperor (edited 10-10-2003).]
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-07-2003 11:02 ... choo!
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-07-2003 12:31 Gesundheit. Feeling healthy at the moment?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 15:26 No but I sometimes feel elfy and wander around the woods in green tights with little pointy boots. Has it always looked like that? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
JKMabry Maniac (V) Inmate From: out of a sleepy funk Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-07-2003 15:30 no, I pinched it in a pizza box disposal accident, the swelling should go down soon I hope. made spam salad? Jason
jive Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Greenville, SC, USA Insane since: Jan 2002	posted 10-07-2003 16:17 wes, binary : bless you! as for stairs in my house, what do you take me for? some kind o peeping tom?! The only person I stairs at is myself . :P
Morph Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Soft Cell Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 10-07-2003 20:03 made a spam salad once - some penis enlarger, free holidays, get rich quick and lettuce did you ever try that on the rocks? ~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~
synax Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 666 Insane since: Mar 2002	posted 10-07-2003 20:07 Yes, but she and I were pretty sore afterwards. What's the square root of that?
ozphactor Maniac (V) Inmate From: California Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-07-2003 21:21 The square root of "that" is 47.25. I feel healthy. I feel filthy. I don't sneeze. So who's happy?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 21:32 Yes indeed - I believe he is one of the seven dwarves. Are you? Really? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-07-2003 22:45 No I'm not really, but I sometimes have been accused of being actually. Physically and ethically are my brothers and metaphorically is my sister. Vhat is all zis Zen? [This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-07-2003).]
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-08-2003 00:50 Ja it is all zis und a bag of chipz. Have you ever seen one of these quite so pointy? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
SPyX Bipolar (III) Inmate From: College Station, TX Insane since: Aug 2002	posted 10-08-2003 00:58 Often, in Hollywood. Is that what I think it is?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-08-2003 01:08 Well...that's always the question...is that what I think it is or am I what it thinks it is? For it is said that to study a thing, a person must become that thing, so which is heavier a ton of bricks or badly-made rock cakes? [This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-08-2003).]
josh Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-08-2003 06:10 a sack of bricks, but rock cakes on wednesdays, usually. can i have fries with that?
trib Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Den Haag, Netherlands Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-08-2003 09:02 Why settle for fry's when you could have a whole Dell for a few cents more? (! wonder what Yannah will make of this thread) does your cat yowl at the cookoo clock? Bug-free software only exisits in two places A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-08-2003 13:40 It did, but we got rid of the clock, and we shot the cat because it went feral. Do you like Godzilla movies?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-08-2003 16:06 I never really thought that a 100 meter tall lizard made the best director. I'm much more partial to Quentin Tarantino. So is it? or Not?
Gilbert Nolander Maniac (V) Inmate From: Washington DC Insane since: May 2002	posted 10-08-2003 16:18 No, it is not the answer, sorry...please call again and perhaps you will be eligble to win a million dollars. If all the presidents on a million one dollar bills farted at the same time, would it stink? .quotes.
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-08-2003 16:58 The whole thing already stinks. Did I just do that? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-08-2003 18:10 You evil man! Did you ask poor that if it wanted to take part in the proceedings? So did you choose which, and which did you choose?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-08-2003 22:09 I chose the cheese sandwich Is that mine? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-09-2003 00:22 No, it's mine, get your filthy hands off it! Given that God is infinite (I know this is not an agreed upon point here, I'm quoting from Red Dwarf for this one), and the Universe is also infinite, would oyu like a toasted teacake?
butcher Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: New Jersey, USA Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 10-09-2003 03:01 No thanks... But I'd love a roasted Twinkie. What, here in front of everyone? -Butcher-
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-09-2003 03:17 No, there behind no one... Do you have house inside your stairs?
Yannah Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: In your Hard Drive; C: Insane since: Dec 2002	posted 10-09-2003 10:35 No! What server have you got? My Detention Room
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-09-2003 10:37 a dh server, probably.... is there a dog?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-09-2003 13:58 Hold on I'll ask him - he says yes. Do you have anything larger? Possibly in pink? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-09-2003 14:14 Yes sir! One pink african elephant coming right up. Serve it on a silver platter or on a gorilla platter?

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Adam
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-07-2003 03:43

Do you have stairs in your house?

-Adam

Before a scientist goes mad, there's probably a time when he's only partially mad. And this is the time when he's going to throw his best parties.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 03:54

Adam: urmmmmmmmmmmmm?

~finger hovers over the close button but a, potentially misguided, desire to see if there is anything that might be refered to a point stays my hand~

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 10-07-2003 04:20

I think its one of those game things.

See... If you have the thing in question you answer with a Yes or a No, if YES is your answer then you get to post a new question.

Yes I don't.

Do you have a hammock?

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted 10-07-2003 04:30

No... but..... ...erm.... I had ham and cheese sammiches for dinner!

Do you have a pet donkey?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 04:46

eyezaer: Ahhhhhhhhhh right gotcha.

Micahel: No but I have a house key (and a car key).

Does anyone have a smoking jacket?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted 10-07-2003 05:00

What the heck is a smoking jacket? Something that you wear just for the sake of smoking?

Do you have an English Dictionary?

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted 10-07-2003 05:15

Why would I have an English Dictonary?

Are you going to eat that?

Jestah

ozphactor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: California
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-07-2003 06:21

No, I don't, but I do have stairs in my house. As a matter of fact, I do, I have a car. Well, not really. I have no car, but I have stairs. No, just kididng, I don't...

Now, who has my pants?

josh
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-07-2003 06:54

does anyone here have underpants?

i do.

i think.

Blaise
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted 10-07-2003 07:47

Yes I do have underpants but I often go commando

Speaking of Commando has anyone here played Green Berret?

:?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 10-07-2003 08:12

No, I do... sometimes.

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted 10-07-2003 11:01

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH

~Sig coming soon~

[Emp edit: killing the HSBoD]

[This message has been edited by Emperor (edited 10-10-2003).]

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-07-2003 11:02

... choo!

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-07-2003 12:31

Gesundheit.

Feeling healthy at the moment?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 15:26

No but I sometimes feel elfy and wander around the woods in green tights with little pointy boots.

Has it always looked like that?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-07-2003 15:30

no, I pinched it in a pizza box disposal accident, the swelling should go down soon I hope.

made spam salad?

Jason

jive
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greenville, SC, USA
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted 10-07-2003 16:17

wes, binary : bless you!

as for stairs in my house, what do you take me for? some kind o peeping tom?! The only person I stairs at is myself . :P

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 10-07-2003 20:03

made a spam salad once - some penis enlarger, free holidays, get rich quick and lettuce

did you ever try that on the rocks?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted 10-07-2003 20:07

Yes, but she and I were pretty sore afterwards.

What's the square root of that?

ozphactor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: California
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-07-2003 21:21

The square root of "that" is 47.25.

I feel healthy. I feel filthy. I don't sneeze. So who's happy?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 21:32

Yes indeed - I believe he is one of the seven dwarves.

Are you? Really?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-07-2003 22:45

No I'm not really, but I sometimes have been accused of being actually. Physically and ethically are my brothers and metaphorically is my sister.

Vhat is all zis Zen?

[This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-07-2003).]

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-08-2003 00:50

Ja it is all zis und a bag of chipz.

Have you ever seen one of these quite so pointy?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

SPyX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: College Station, TX
Insane since: Aug 2002

posted 10-08-2003 00:58

Often, in Hollywood.

Is that what I think it is?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-08-2003 01:08

Well...that's always the question...is that what I think it is or am I what it thinks it is?

For it is said that to study a thing, a person must become that thing, so which is heavier a ton of bricks or badly-made rock cakes?

[This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-08-2003).]

josh
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-08-2003 06:10

a sack of bricks, but rock cakes on wednesdays, usually.

can i have fries with that?

trib
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Den Haag, Netherlands
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-08-2003 09:02

Why settle for fry's when you could have a whole Dell for a few cents more?
(! wonder what Yannah will make of this thread)

does your cat yowl at the cookoo clock?

Bug-free software only exisits in two places
A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-08-2003 13:40

It did, but we got rid of the clock, and we shot the cat because it went feral.

Do you like Godzilla movies?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-08-2003 16:06

I never really thought that a 100 meter tall lizard made the best director. I'm much more partial to Quentin Tarantino.

So is it? or Not?

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted 10-08-2003 16:18

No, it is not the answer, sorry...please call again and perhaps you will be eligble to win a million dollars.

If all the presidents on a million one dollar bills farted at the same time, would it stink?

.quotes.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-08-2003 16:58

The whole thing already stinks.

Did I just do that?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-08-2003 18:10

You evil man! Did you ask poor that if it wanted to take part in the proceedings?

So did you choose which, and which did you choose?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-08-2003 22:09

I chose the cheese sandwich

Is that mine?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-09-2003 00:22

No, it's mine, get your filthy hands off it!

Given that God is infinite (I know this is not an agreed upon point here, I'm quoting from Red Dwarf for this one), and the Universe is also infinite, would oyu like a toasted teacake?

butcher
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: New Jersey, USA
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 10-09-2003 03:01

No thanks... But I'd love a roasted Twinkie.

What, here in front of everyone?

-Butcher-

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-09-2003 03:17

No, there behind no one...

Do you have house inside your stairs?

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted 10-09-2003 10:35

No!

What server have you got?

My Detention Room

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-09-2003 10:37

a dh server, probably....
is there a dog?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-09-2003 13:58

Hold on I'll ask him - he says yes.

Do you have anything larger? Possibly in pink?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-09-2003 14:14

Yes sir! One pink african elephant coming right up.

Serve it on a silver platter or on a gorilla platter?