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Yes.
Really good.

Really.

Vive photoshop!!!

OMERA ~

France, eh? *tries his French skills*
J'adore le PHOTOSHOP

~lol~ @ slobodom... (well that was close)

moi aussi... ja t'adore la shop au photos! (errrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

I thought that looked wrong, so I ran it through a translator and it returned:
me also... I worship the shop for you to the photos.

I really don't think the t' should be there, it's for if the verb is talking about "you"
there's also a variation of it in "Comment t'appelles-tu?"

Sloloem had it right, it should be 'J'adore'

- Dan -

Photoshop ? Yah its alright I guess. Not bad.
Kinda okay. A little funky. Actually it's good. okay Great. Well better than great really. Actually it's pretty darn terrific. Shoot, it's grudamn fantastic. It's the best thing you can get. It's better than the best. It's Cold beer on a hot day, no wait it still better..its....well it's.....its' umm Photoshop.

I worship the shop for you to the photos also.

PLEEEZE! Be quiet! The french class room will start in a minute or two!!!

In the expression:
"Je t'adore" the t' is a transformation of the word 'tu' ( which is the french word for 'you') in order to fit with that verb.
In fact, you could say 'J'adore toi' - it is the common use of the verb, like 'j'adore photoshop' 'j'adore les glaces' 'j'adore dormir'- , ('toi' = 'you' too) but it's not correct. So you say 'je t'adore.'
Is that okay? So.
Slo, you said "j'adore le photoshop" : it's good, but not correct. When you use the name of someone, or of something (a name like Ozone, Sloloem, Photoshop, etc...) in a phrase , like "j'aime C*****n", you must not put the 'le' or 'la' before the name. You put only 'le ' 'la' 'les' before common names, like cars, windows, pc, etc...
"J'aime le soleil" != "J'aime Martha"
Ok?

So. I think everyone is French fluent now! <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

(I bored you...? merde.... <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/tongue.gif">
And before leaving, repeat after me, several time, in a low nosy voice :
"I worship the shop for you to the photos", "I worship the shop for you to the photos", aoum, aoum ,"I worship the shop for you to the photos".....

..aoum.
...aoum...

Holy God!

I can't believe it! In my last message, I wrote the word Notnilc (reverse it to read it...),and it was automaticaly replaced by C*****n! Wow!
How comes it?
????
On the contrary, I wrote 'merde' and the mysterious anti-politically-correct engine do nothing ('merde' == shit )??
Stange behaviour?? ?:

bwahaha

"j'aime C*****n"

Oh Yah.

Holy god!
What is so funny? I just say "J'aime C*****n"!
Is that so funny? Would you rather me saying : "J'aime Chirac"?????
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He he!

Uhhh, yeah, is it spelled 'Zoot' or 'Zut'?
My French teacher keeps saying it, I'm becoming frightened,

Hey SLO, the correct spelling is 'zut', not 'zoot'.
It means 'shit' in a more politically correct way. Usually, say that in public when you make a mistake (spilling coffee in office, for exemple).
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PS : U say you're not good in french, but why? Don't like this tongue? Too difficult?Too boring?

It doesn't get on my nerves, it's just funny.
I never said I wasn't good, it's just that my skills are rather limited...I took French last year for the first time, I'm in accelerated French now...

And, heh, our teacher says it means "darn".
what are some common expressions using it, she always says something like "Zut alore" or something like that...

-Je suis le dieu des singes de plaid.
-I am the god of the plaid monkeys.

Ho, sorry for the comprehension mistakes I made... apologize if I offensed you.

Ok, yes, in fact, the word 'zut' is offently used!!! The word 'alors' in 'zut alors' is a really commonly used word (like 'so', in english)
For exemple, the sentence "So what? " would be in french "Alors quoi?"

Ho, before I forget : my english teacher told me that when she was learning french, the teacher told them that when someone ask in france "Comment va tu?" ou "comment ca va?", a french one answer "comme ci comme ca".
But I'm sorry to tell you that, but I NEVER heard someone telling that in 20 years of life.... We never say 'comme ci comme ca'. Never.
I thought you will probably happy if you could avoid spending times with useless expressions!! <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif"> (In fact, we use "BOF" instead of 'comme ci comme ca'. Answer that to your teacher next time, he will be happy!)

Ho, what was that funny sentence at the end of your last message? "Je suis le dieux des singes de plaid"?? It's really weird, because in french, a 'plaid' is a piece of tissue which covers the bed...
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BOF? is that an acronym?
and I put the english under it, it's supposed to mean "I am the God of the plaid monkeys" I didn't make it up, it was set as the topic of my chat room when I came in today, I thought it too insane so I replaced it with some Moxy Früvous lyrics: Mr. Metro mooned the meek mundane, set sail on seas of cellophane Mapped the mists of mauve membrane Old friends all sang 'Auf Wederzeine'. It might be howling on all fours, Or strolling naked out of doors, Perhaps a herbal remedy, Reminds the mind what holds the key.

They have 2 songs in French that I've heard...pretty cool. They're Canadian.

Ho, ney.

'Bof' is not an acronym, it's a full word! So.
Yeah, the lyrics of this song are cool, I do like them!

Woah, how's that pronounced?

I can do that accents!*special*
è
ç
é
î

Ok, the word 'bof' must be prononced with the 'b' of bean, the o of 'pop' and the f of feet.
Bof.
Easy, no?

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??? Oh, at first i was intrigated by your post about accent, and on second thought, I remembered that on that damn QWERTY keyboard, there is no accent... It makes me shiver....

hold your alt key then use the number pad and type 0233, then let go of alt...

Þ

oooo la la !

Þ

oooo la la !

(just kiddling around!... I just had the urge!!!!!)

Hey! This place is going to be a mess!
Look at that : people learning french, people learning typo, people discovering the use of the ALT+0999 key,...
Why not people learning to use photoshop, huh?

pfff.......
Pathétic. I'm going to bed.
(Seen slo? I used an accent in the word pathétic! And this accent is ON MY KEYBOARD, under the key 2!! na na na na nere!)

HOLY Flaming COW Flatulence!!!!!! Weadah, WOW! That sig WROCKS!!!... oh... sorry... eh hehe... you guys were talking.. about... French? um.... i think i will go hide in the corner now... eh .. he .. h....

Holy Shit!
Is that the word 'french' which drove you mad like that? What was that totally out of concerned post you left?
THIS IS A FRENCH CLASSROOM!

For such a rudness, you will copy 24589 times the list of the photoshop's staff!

HGA!

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I'm very sorry Mr. O. i will never come into your class room again... [snif....snif...sob.....booohoo....]
hey! im Weadah!


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Je suis un poisson...

Non, vraiment!

Hagh!
EYEZAER : Pleaze, pleaze, don't go away! I need students to justify my fee!
Ok maybe i can accept some roughness sometimes... but only if you make your homework!
Please, take note :
TO DO FOR WEDNESDAY: What is the common answer to "Comment vas tu?" in french?
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(Hey, I was just kidding, your talkings about cow with digestion problems made me burst in laugh! - Hum, I wonder if my last sentence is good...nevermind.
Oh, I've got a question : You sign EYEZEAR but you say you are Weadah. What does this mean?)

HUMAN SHIELD: What? You are a fish? Really? Is your first name Wanda? <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/tongue.gif">

Bon. Franchement, qu'est ce que je me marre ici! Vous êtes vraiment impayable... He he, j'imagine déjà la passage dans la moulinette chaussette a traduire ce texte, ça va rendre perplexe plus d'une tête blonde!

PLEAZZZZZ! BE QUIET!
LITTLE STEVE VAI IS GOING TO PLAY US SOMETHING!

dzzzzzzzooooiiiiinngggggGG..

ok... if you say so Mr. O... um.. i am eyezaer, i just made a cool sig for weadah... you see SigFest 2000? in the BIG SIG forum. thats where it started.

oh, and about all the foreign lauguage i know how to Say (i have no idea how to spell), donda esta el banyo... and loco in da cabasi...

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Hey, it's fun, that nickname... "Mr O."

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So, no one wants to learn about french?
(I think I am running out of followers...) <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/frown.gif">

Steve Vai....
*drools*
Is he popular in France?

Yeah! Steve Vai is well known in france,at least from guitarists!
Do you know him?


So.. Know, I have smthing to say...
I've found some easter eggs from photoshop 6!!!
In the eternal hidden splashscreen with the cat (in a venus dress, naked with high heels), wait for the credits to make one complete round.
After that, hold down the CTRL key and click on the nose of the cat....
See?
And if you wait, you will see that there are some speech in ... FRENCH!!! TADA!!

So, who said it's useless to learn french, hu?

I've heard of him, yes...
the man is a guitar GOD.

Yeah..photoshop is the best graphic software ever developed...



R i C K

Hum... yeah... but's the fact that it's the best program ever designed is sometimes really ... problematic.

See my new subject on that about 'girl and photoshop'

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