Preserved Topic: deep philosophical question: how to name my turtle pet (Page 2 of 2)

Shi, yu're my hero...she cares for the weak little things...bubbles comin out its nose, HA! I nearly died laughing!

Ha ! We have a 24 hour 911 vet hospital here....... I was on the phone with the girl....she said......well I don't think it would hurt so yeah go for it. She had no idea what to tell me to do for a drowned turtle !

I laid him on his back....straw to his nose...puffs....chest/shell compressions......puffs .... shell/chest compressions....turned him over.....his head laid out what looked like at the end of a mile long neck....he gagged and blew bubbles. It is funny now... but omg then... it was TRAUMA CENTER ! But he lived ! wooooooo hoooooooooo ! ~flex~ I am a hero

Zork, the zany turtle.

so, Shi, if my turtle ever needs mouth to mouth resuscitation, you'll help me... aaah, i mean Sherlock, out right?

~composes self and tries to type~


ummmmmm yeah sure I will blow on your turtle... I *AM* *THE* nurse around here

rushes thru with the mop.. nice shiny floor.. hmmmm.. reflections I tell ya mop head!.. thats a name and a half.......

resumes tiddlin in the corner with PS... *mumblin.. *

I think I wanna be a turtle now

Okay DL

You can be the turtle, but that means we're gonna have to name you....

...umm ... aaa... well, we're going to have to name you Dickface.

Although with the motivation you have in mind, they could call me anything they wanted too.



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help!!!
I'm drowning!!!
quick, call Shi... apro[pi45-12\nv...
I need mouth to mouth resuscitation...

ooops!
sorry 'bout that Shi...
Sherlock wrote that stuff
he's lost it since he read you message...

well butcher, hopefully *you* won't be in the vacinity at that point.....but whatever floats your boat I suppose


.....oh, and it certainly wouldn't be the first time I was called dickface