Preserved Topic: Its finally been proven... Girls are evil (Page 1 of 1)

lol... great process you got Krets....

Yeah they have all had that up on the funnywebsites.

Error in logic.

Girls are time and money is:

Girls = Time intersection money

Which could be equated to
Girls = time + money

But I have never seen an intersection work with multiplication, or the cross product. Something that was bugging me since I first saw it.

Anyone who can prove it otherwise would make me happy to see it in action.

Girls = x
Time = y
Money = z

x require y and x

require is =

and is +
proof: x = y and z; quantify 1x = 7y and 8z; therefore clearly and is an addition element.

Therefore there is a logic error, and the proof is invalid.

Other than that it is really funny.



-mage-

Has anyone ever told you that you are a freak?


No?

Let me be the first.

Let's just say .... we're a necessary evil

You mis'tah betta start remembering .... Girls have the stuff

~Save the drama for your mama~



[This message has been edited by Shiiizzzam (edited 06-12-2001).]

Yeah, but they probably took it all from their man!

lol krets

Spam is yummy
~babamba

Kretz.......it should be women not girls...........girls are innocent untill proven to be a women.......

the trick is never become a man with a womb.....................

but stay a girl with nice curls......hahahaha

I married the girl of my dreams....thank GOD she never became a man with a womb.........(women).........ouch

There are many ways to look at this necessary evil..............eeeeee-ha

[edit] n/m

[This message has been edited by velvetrose (edited 06-14-2001).]

I knew it! I knew it! But whatta we gonna do? They got the stuff...and we want it Money squared.

Other variables that may occur:

What are women doing with money? Spending it. (Simplified... *g*)

If they have a lot of time for shopping they'll spend more than in a short time, right?
but if they have no money multiplied by endless much time they will still spend nothing.

While women cannot run faster then lightspeed from shop to shop to spend the money (Some are pretty close though... as an example: my littl' sis!)
they can use modern technology to spend it in a short time canceling out the need to run around faster than lightspeed (Internet, TV, Catalogues)

Energy=mass x (lightspeed)squared, right?
The energy that unleashes when a woman orders a very high mass of goods in their usual and by new technology supported lightspeed is endless.
[mass could be also represented as money, but einstein wouldn;t like that][he is one of the old guys, you know]

This huge amount of Energy changes the relationship of space and time. The time slows down giving them time to spend more money.

Ain;t that evil enogh?
k10


only change remains

Why is it that women/girls and often seen as being the ones spending all the money. I mean, how much did everyone's computer cost???

Oh oh, I hear you all crying "but I need this for work" yeah, well we all know that 's a lode of crap! I'd like to see anyone here prove that they have only ever used their computer for work.

Hell, put a women in a shopping mall and me in a computer store and I bet I'll rack up a bigger bill in a much shorter time any day of the week!

everybody needs a swamp bear

I'll have to second that Dracusis. I mean, why spend money on frivolous things like clothes. A good pair of jeans will last five years or more. Why buy new ones every year? I just don't get it. And why spend 8 bucks every week on hair care products? I say fifteen bucks for a nice hat that will last at least a year or two is a much better deal. But, sometimes their is a separate equation which applies:

if girlfriend is happy, I get less stress.

given a plot of stress(s) over time(t), we can come up with the following slope using the differential: ds/dt
which gives the following

gf=happy => ds/dt < 0

just to point out...

money is the root of ALL evil, not just evil...not that it changes anything...girls are definitely still evil, some in a good way though...

netmosisdotcalm n. - from latin netmosisusdotuscalmus - fuck it all.

the thing that bugs me is that, even though they're evil, and I know it, why am I still attracted to them? do I have a deathwish?

so, unfortunately, logic and emotion can run at the same time, and are completely disconected. This means I know what's good for me, but am unable to actually put that to use. damn.

wait... maybe only if you think of them as girls... maybe if they're just people..... oh... no? damn again. well, I tried... time for another black pill... at least they keep me distracted for a while.

Stop Being So Damn Atractive All The Time!!! (and may I say once again..... damn)

hmmm, strange, before I had a girlfriend, my mom was my ATM, now my girl friend is, so I absolutely disagree with this whole topic.

And now we know why men get a bad rap... ^^^^