Preserved Topic: movie quote-a-thon! (Page 1 of 2)

Awile back I asked your fav movies and I saw a couple of really good quotes.

So now it's time! ok, bring it. no holds barred, any thing you've seen, let's just quote it up i'll start the flow ..

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"you play a good game boy. but the game is finished...NOW YOU DIE!"
-Phantasm

"That was just pillow talk baby"
-Army of darkness

"You robber of life, you orther of pain, you corruptor of justice and innocence and youth, you begetter of death...sworn enemy of all the huma..AHHHHHH"
-Exorcist III

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Have fun
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'...sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a fucking moron'

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Quote that should have been in the movie:

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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
- Army of Darkness

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and my favorite...:

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"Who you calling scumbags? ... Motherfucker" - Ghosts of Mars

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Here's one just for Dark....

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Fuck you. Fuck you. I wasn't doing anything. You're like a Gestapo.

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--Traffic

Probably the most over-quoted...

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Well, do ya....punk?

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krets you are way to funny for your own good

BLADE RUNNER

Roy Batty when he finally comes face to face with his maker utters this plea, "I want more life, father!"
(some versions have: "I want more life, f*er!")

Then when his time finally comes he ends with, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time... to die."

Blade Runner?

"Too bad she won't live . . But then again, who does?"

Blade Runner?

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All they'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us wanted: Where have I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got?

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Jason

"im the token black guy. I gotta say things like 'bling bling' and 'dats wack"

- not another teen movie

So we let them see what is not there, but they cross the barrier that is everywhere. The barrier they see but do not touch. The barrier that breaks down into dust...

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You overcompensate for having whats basically a monkeys job. You push fuckin' buttons...anybody could waltz in here and do our jobs...
-Randall - Clerks

..G-GIMMIE DA CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!...
-Tweaker in hall - The Fifth Element

...and that was where I fit, between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous the way you think of gods as big.
-Jack - Fight Club

Welcome...to the desert...of the real
-Morpheus - Matrix

I am a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man...
-Randall Raines - Gone in 60 Seconds

...I used to play with a barber shop quartet in skokie illinios...
-Verbal Quint - Usual Suspects

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!
- The Kwizach Haderach - Dune

What you think just because a guy reads comics he cant kick some ass?!?!?
-Brodie - Mallrats

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"Mike Wosowski! Mike Wosowski!"
-Boo from the movie Monsters Inc.

"Oh Aunti Emm, There's no place like home!!"
-Dorothy, Wizard of oz



can ya tell i dont get out much??



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You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
- Jack Nicholson
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Remind me of a hilarious prank call where the use samplings of Jack.
If I'll find it I'll post the link to the file in the ozone forum.

"Next time someone ask's you, "You're a god?", say yes!" --Ghost Busters

"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse." --The Godfather

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." --Apocalypse Now

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." --Woody Allen

"Great warrior? War does not make one great." --Yoda

"My momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."" --kretsminky


"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself." --Henry Morgan
ICQ: 67751342

Fuck! They killed Kenny!

"I will FONG you!" -- Wat, A Knight's Tale

"You wanna live forever, apes?!" -- Razak/Rico, Roughnecks:Starship Troopers Chronicles

Nimraw: I was gonna use the jack nicholson line but you took it

Ok we are on the topics of blade runner, ghostbusters, and so on.

These quotes are targeted to blade runner & ghostbusters.

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"Are you testing me to be a replicant or a lesbian?"
-Blade Runner

"We came! We saw! We KICKED ITS ASS!"
-ghostbusters

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Ok these are quotes I am suprised I haven't seen in this thread yet.

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"Come with me if you want to live"
-Terminators 1 & 2

"I'll be back"
-Terminator 1 & The Running man

"Here's Johnny!"
-The Shining

"Jesus? F*CK YOU!"
-The new version of The Exorsist

"One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."
-American Pie

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go"
-Jurassic Park

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and these are some of my fav's

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"Price: Pritchett, what the hell just happened here?
Pritchett: Lockdown. From the old asylum. Seals everyone in. If he was gonna die, they were all gonna die.
Eddie: Why wasn't it taken out?
Pritchett: It was on my dad's "to-do" list. But the house did him first.
Eddie: You said that was an accident.
Pritchett: I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die."
-House On Haunted Hill

"I ffffffffart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of ellebaries"
-Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail

"Maybe there is a sea in Gods heaven"
-20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

"Bravely bold Sir Robin! Rode forth from camelot! He was not afraid to be killed! Oh Brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways! Brave Brave Bravely bold Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp! Nor to have his eyes cut out! And his elblows Broken! To have his knee-caps split! And his body burned away! And his limbs all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his balls unplugged and his nostrals rapped and his bum burnt up and his pee!! (Sir Robin interupts him there)"
-Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail

"I just got back fromt he polygraph test your dad gave me"
-Meet the Parents

"Check the pulse on this one... Do I think your a phsycho? YES!"
-Meet the Parents

"Lydia you go upstairs and tell those ghosts to come down here RIGHT NOW!"
-BeetleJuice

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I think I am going to end it there seing as I know how many people will just skim through this withought reading it.



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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

and

"Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your childrens! "
-Blues Brothers

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"Would you look at that? A woman like that could teach ya a lot about yourself."
-Enter the Dragon

OH, I forgot one!!

"Marty, you're just not thinking fourth dimensionally!" --Doc Brown, Back to the Future


"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself." --Henry Morgan
ICQ: 67751342

"everybody be cool! YOU be cool!"

george clooney in from dusk till dawn.

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Give a man a match and he will be warm for a minute. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Time is on my side.... oh yes it is!!!

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Repent: for the kindom of heaven is at hand.

Jesus Christ

I'm Castor Troy!

Face Off, Nicolas Cage



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"Uncle Scar, you're so weird."
"You have no idea."
--Lion King

"Friends! Rodents! Quadrapeds! Lend me your rears!"
--Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls

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and the monkey pushes the button.
-lost in space

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[dis]contempt+[.org]

"Only he who's heart is pure may get the knife, and only he who's ass is narrow can get through this doorway"

That was Eddie Murphy in 'The Golden Child' More below:

"Hey, bird. Did you just see some Hare Krishna midget floating around in a tree"

"I hope they have a fire in there. My ass is frozen to this yak"

"Have you seen a little naked guy running around with a hundred dollar bill in his hand"


"...And let it be known that all people are created equal, although some people are created more equally than others."
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"Were's your tool?"
"What f*cking tool?"
"This f*cking tool?"

from SCUM

"F*ucking northern monkeys"
"F*ucking southern w*nkers"

from lock stock and two smoking barrels



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"How can you diagnose a person as having an obsessive-compulsive disorder and then act as if he had some choice in barging in?" --Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets.


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This may not be word for word but I haven't seen the movie in a while...

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my first time I looked up and I said "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"
- Tank Girl

It's life jim but not as we know it
- Startrek

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Edit: stupid ubb code....

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'A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says-- "OOHHHH Sh*t!!" --Bender 'The Breakfast Club'

"Don't worry! As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely eighty-eight miles per hour the instant the lightning strikes the tower ... everything will be fine!" -- Christopher Lloyd --'Back to the Future'

WOOF! ^..^___)

'There can be only one'
Highlander

'Your only supposed to blow the blady doors off'
the Italian job

heeheeeee, p = three figures

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Dracusis; the quote is actually

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You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

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Best one....
May the Force Be With You....Always. Obi-Wan Kenobi

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

moaiz-

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He who controls the spice, controls the universe!
- The Kwizach Haderach - Dune

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So Moaiz did you ever play the game? If so what ones?

ah, Muad'dib lives

DUNE

Muad'Dib: Stilgar, do we have wormsign?

Stilgar: Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.

Always loved that one!

" This is Great ! we can stay up late, swaping manly stories;
and in the morning im making waffles !! " - Donkey

Lord Farqua: " I think he's ready to talk"
Lord Farqua: " Now tell me where are the others hiding?!"
Ginger Bread Man: " eat me !! "
Lord Farqua: " youve tried my patience, now I have no other choice"
Ginger Bread Man: " NO not the buttons, not my gum drop buttons !"
Lord Farqua: " Then tell me where are they hiding ?"
Ginger Bread Man: " Ok Ill tell you. Do you know the muffin man ?"
Lord Farqua: " THe muffin man? yes I know the muffin man, who lives on duary lane ?"
Ginger Bread Man: " Well she's Married to the muffin man ..."
Lord Farqua: "Shes married to the muffin man ...... . .?"
Ginger Bread Man: " THE MUFFIN MAN !!!"


[Shrek]



".. Silence : the most deafening sound of them all."

hahah I loved the movie Shrek! That was probally the funniest part, heh

hokay

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women"
-Conan's reply to what is good in life.

"Where all da white women at?"
- Blazing Saddles (must be used in context)

"I suggest a new strategy Artoo, let the Wookie win"
-C3PO



:[ Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ]:

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war,war ... its a reason to hurt yourself

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from La guerre des tuques