Topic awaiting preservation: Anyone seen Master Suho lately? (Page 2 of 2)

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I bet no one is going to help clean up either

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There's not been much cleaning around here since the Mop disappeared. Can we use your dress?

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NoJive said:

quote:I bet no one is going to help clean up either

There's not been much cleaning around here since the Mop disappeared. Can we use your dress?

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I believe we all know it is a robe and not a dress.

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the mop may still be in it's closet in the east (?) wing, it's VogenPoet the mop-master who has disappeared and uhm, i think he has the key to the closet too.

Closets .... dresses... hmmmm I think it's time to 'out' somebody. =)

*Opens door, peeks in, stares in horror at the mess for a few moments, then closes door again*

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Not so fast, Master Suho!!

*WebShaman makes a wild dash for the door, dodging the over-excited tentacles, and wildly windmilling his arms to keep from slipping on all the slippery goo everywhere*

*Stretched-out arm holds a thick, battered book*

"Here is a list of all the scheduled shock therapy patients that I collected during your absence!"

(Edited by WebShaman on 11-28-2004 19:22)

*Hides stolen tentacle porn*

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

*Sigh*

It may be a while before I'm back up to speed, but I'll do my best.

*Flips through the thick book*

Hmm... it seems Unknown Comic is due for a session or two on my new equipment. Yes, my new equipment. You didn't think I was on vacation, did you? No, I've been hard at work... just needs a few more adjustments before it's ready...



(^I missed the slimies...)

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Suho: Can you get the urmmmmmmm "misappropriated literature" back from UC while you have him under the electrodes?

Its not the strongest material but the "Library" is lacking without it.

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<Mu ha ha ha

*runs willy nilly down the corridor to the "NORTH WING" Screaming "You'll never catch ME!"*

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

Master Suho, so glad to see you've dropped by.

I've been patiently waiting to be a test subject to the wi-fi enabled OzoneAsylum iShock!

I'm starting to ::twitch:: just thinking about it.


...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

*WebShaman pulls out tomahawk, screams*

"Wooohooo! It is like old times again! Master Suho, Emps, and an inamte tearing down the halls in the direction of the North Wing, yelling no-one can catch him!! I get his scalp!"

Just then...

WS: You can keep the scalp for your collection, but just make sure that the "literature" is returned to the Library.

I X I: It's a long list, but I'll make sure you're on it.

It may take me a while to get back into the swing of things around here, as December is going to be a severe pain in the shorts for me.

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Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup | "Hooray for linguistic idiots and yak milk!"

Rhyssa wanders down the hall intently reading a large leather-bound book, oblivious to UnknownComic tearing past her screaming.

She pauses when WebShaman suddenly trips when passing her, his tomahawk flying from his hands.

With a sly smile, she continues walking slowly, glancing into the open doorway to see....

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le coeur du feu
Qui sème le vent récolte la tempête!

Unfortunately, Iron Wallaby had just returned to check up the commotion as a razor-sharp tomahawk flew right at his head.

Pulling his fanciest Matrix maneuvers, bullet-time and all, he was able to move EVEN CLOSER to the trajectory of the spinning missile and lost his left arm in doing so..

Realizing that his left arm was missing, and, more importantly, that the buckles fastening his straightjacket had been loosed, he struggled out of his straightjacket and ran, flailing his one good arm, after UC.



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"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling