Topic awaiting preservation: Anyone seen Master Suho lately?

*WebShaman wanders the halls, stops by the now deserted laboratory, where once evil experiments with electricity were conducted by the Asylum's resident mad shocker, Master Suho*

Hello?

Is there a pun in there?

*WebShaman sees the hapless Blaise poke his head in the door of the now cobwebbed laboratory, and a light bulb glows briefly over his head*

"Come in Blaise, I take it you haven't been in the Laboratory before, yes? Why don't you have a seat?" *WebShaman gestures to an old, cobwebbed and dusty chair*

*As Blaise sits himself , WebShaman throws a rusty switch and high voltage from the storage battieres surge through Blaises body, causing it to jump and twitch, and a ragged scream came from between blistered lips*

"Hmmm...I always wondered why Master Suho used to love doing this so much...now I know why!"

*The screams grew louder, as WebShaman pumpes up the voltage*

"I'm afraid the joke's on you, old chap!"

"Now if only Master Suho were here" *WebShaman loads the peacepipe, and lights it with a spark coming from Blaise*

Rumors say he's been flirting a bit with the squid of the north wing. Actually no one saw him since then. Who knows, he's probably the happy daddy of a little squidy now.

*Sees that Poi has ducked in*

"Wanna take a go at the voltage dial?"

"This wasn't in the brochure" *says Blaise*

*WebShaman blew out a great puff of smoke, which slowly formed into a ring, as Poi...<complete sentence here>*

I don't know if I'm worthy of holding the voltage dial.
It is a responsability for a Mad Scientist not a minion.

*... wander in SUHO's abandonned laboratory. While looking after some clues about the master, he notices ... <complete sentence here>*

fwiw, Suho's been hella busy lately getting his ducks in a row. November is novel writing month and ....well, here's his quick explanation:

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it's part of something called nanowrimo, which is short for "national novel writing month." basically, a bunch of less-than-sane people agree to write 50,000 words or more in the month of november. i am one of those less-than-sane people.

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and the link

He'll be putting his writing up on his site daily, so everyone can see how it progresses. Should be interesting and definitely worth checking out!

BTW, it's good to see you ws

*UnknownComic runs in unnoticed...
rummages through a box of periodicals...
steals Suho's Tentacle Manga...
He snickers...
drools...
and sneeks...
and turns the voltage knob to full on his way out.*

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Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

Yeah WS I miss old shockko not being here as much as he used to. Gone are the days when I would wander down to the basement at any time of the day or night to see Suho totally immersed in his work.
I heard he was working on a new method of shock delivery. Inspired by the flood of iPod and iTunes adverts our Master Suho has developed the Ozone Asylum iShock. It's portable and WiFi enabled, apparently.
That's an interesting project to have "nanowrimo", thanks for the link Lacuna. Btw 'tis nice to see you as well, or am I just on one of my "walkabouts" when you are here

*Watches Blaise blaze at full voltage*

"Wow!"

*Puff, puff*

"Peacepipe, anyone?"

*Wanders into a smoke tinged room with sparks still flying off Blaise*
*Accepts pipe from WS gladly, and sits down on the floor* "Ah peace at last"
*Starts to blather on about loud mouthed people and ignorance and the way things used to be when "I was a lad" and I'm ok I just need to keep away from uptight, short sighted, narrow minded hypocrites*
*Passes the pipe as WebShaman makes sure Tao is not disturbed by placing a ring of cones around him*

I miss seeing Emps around here too

TAO emps is ok, just incredibly busy. I spoke with him a week or so on ICQ so all is well with him


tom

Yep, Emperor is missing too.

*hearing screams from the far hallway above the torture chamber, and taking great wonder at the irony of this, Iron Wallaby extracts himself from the fearsome mother-of-all-torture-devices, the "comfy chair," and wanders the halls in his straightjakets until finding the source of the screams. Poking his head in the door, he is offered a peace pipe by Tao, takes it (somehow oddly, considering he is still in a straightjacket), puffs thoughtfully, and wanders over to check on that squid in the north wing...*

That NaNoWriMo thing sounds nifty. If I had any sort of free time I'd be inclined to tackle it.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

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Btw 'tis nice to see you as well, or am I just on one of my "walkabouts" when you are here

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nnaa, i took a bit of a break is all. life has been pretty busy and i've had little desire to be on the computer for any reason... have even been neglecting my email. however, i do manage to find time for Q.

as tom said, all is well with emps...er... was anyway. he took a tumble off of a chair he was standing on today.... i would have paid money to see it, but the visual in my head will have to suffice. I believe he was trying to implement a new anti-squid device when it happened.

Thanks for the Emps update Tom and Lacuna
*Watches a huge squid waddling in with the peace pipe it got from Iron Wallaby in its beak*.

Tao

See how peaceful the squid is?

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

*stares*

"Alright, I don't mind others havin' a puff, but that is just too much"

*Whips out tomahawk, and cuts off squid arm, taking back the peacepipe, then slowly frying the arm in the Electric Blaise...er blaze*

Just about then...

(nice to see you too, Lacuna)

TNTCheats (even I don't know the proper capitalization of my name--in fact, I think I'll just leave it as tntcheats...) burst through the door in an insane manner (naturally) writhing and squirming, gasping for breath as something covered his face. His hands pulled at the...

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Ozone Asylum KILLED my inner child.

I do apologise for my squid getting loose - I'll get him back to the squid training tank. Soon he will ride a bicycle I swear even if it kills me.

~retires back to the squid training tank~

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Nice to see you Emperor. In the absence of Suho, why not training the squid to handle the electric devices ? I'm sure it'd do a great job at grabbing the dements with its many tentacles and then triggering the power supply.



(Edited by poi on 11-09-2004 12:14)

Yes, Emps! Look what happened to the poor Blaise...er, bloke.

BTW - nice to see you back!

*wonders when the Blaise/Blaze puns are gonna end!

Rock on Emps!

*misses mr. max



(Edited by Blaise on 11-09-2004 12:43)

Oh, it isn't THAT bad...that is how members get nicknames around here, sometimes...I got Ray, then there is Master Suho, etc, etc. Ask Krets sometime about Krotchmonkey!!

And then there is schizo with his...hehe...full underwear.

It isn't meant meanly, Blaise.

ah I'm not really upset, it's quite flattering to get all the attention really

Yannah comes running through the door.

"WS you will no longer be harming Blaise with the adopted power of Master Suho. With the power of the SUN I command you to release Blaise immediately."

Whoosh!!! Yannah flew across the room to unplug the shock voltage cord.

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(Edited by Yannah on 11-11-2004 01:26)

But... Yannah's foot kicks Suho's trapeeze and it flys into Blaze and dents his skull.

Meanwhile, Yannah tumbles awkwardly towards the far wall.

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Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

* WavMixer is awakened by the scent of BBQ and mumbling from down the hall. Stretching an arm through the cell bars, Wav barely reaches a paperclip that surely must have fallen from one of the Doctor's medical charts. Utilizing the lock picking skills acquired in reform school, Wav frees himself from the confines of his mildewed cell and wanders aimlessly though the maze known only as the Asylum. Using his proboscis as a guide he gets closer to the smell of BBQ when he stumbles over a severed squid tentacle. Although originally lured by the fragrance of charred meat, Wav pauses momentarily to lunch on the squid sushi. After emitting a couple of hearty calamari belches, Wav continues roaming the halls searching for the origin of the charred flesh smell that permeates the air in the Asylum.*

Greetings all. What's for lunch?



(Edited by Wavmixer on 11-19-2004 18:17)

:::: Door FLYS OPEN!!!!! :::::

... A FAT NEKID MAN .. does nekid cartwheels through the thread........

Just passing through.....

GOD IS A SOCK!!!!!!!

eugh.... no fat nekkid cartwheels, please.

bleh..., now I got a visual. I'm gonna have to go wash my brain out with tentacle porn or something.

huh? looks like yannah is suspended in the air waiting for the next comment. Someone aught to have a look at that dent in blaises skull. I think it may leave a mark.

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

*WebShaman, aghast at the power of the SUN, releases Blaise immediately and tosses him in Yannah's direction, causing both to collide in mid-air! ZZZZZSSSHHHH-BAM! The Power of the SUN and electricity light up the lab!*

"Oooooohhhh...a super-nova! Coolness!"

*Hot sparks of burning plasma charged with electricity hit the nekid...parts, of the FAT NEKID MAN and...*

*...Hot Fusion is created...*

*UnknownComic, fumbles through his papers to find The Farnsworth Fusor and while trying to stuff the fusion core into the nifty tube;



It breaks. He screams "DAMMIT... that was going to make me rich! Now all I've got is burnt fingers and broken bits. this sucks...hrmpf...mumble...grumble..

But just then an evil grin spreads over his eerily lit face as....*

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Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

(Edited by UnknownComic on 11-20-2004 09:42)

*.. the dancing tentacles of porn sweep across the lab floor, with Emps in tow, heading directly for the slightly singed FAT NEKID MAN!!!*

A scream arises as...

(Edited by WebShaman on 11-20-2004 09:31)

*...one tentacle reaches for the singed nekkid parts and the other moves towards the dent in Blaises forehead. it takes a moment to register but the screams are coming from....*

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Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

Hands the Tentacle a TWINKIE!!!!...

Cream Filling??????


(This to funny)

GOD IS A SOCK!!!!!!!

*Tao wanders back in wondering,,,"I wonder why UnknownComic is obsessed by the dent in Blaises forehead. He wonders right into the path of a traumatized tentacle on a bicycle pedaling furiously to escape and both tumble to the ground. As if as an act of apology the tentacle gives Tao a Black Pill jumps back onto the bike and wobbles away*

[wobble] fix siggage[/wobble]

(Edited by Tao on 11-22-2004 00:42)

*Yannah arises from tumbling towards a wall, notice that she's bleeding and started crying.*

Unknown Comic is annoyed by the noise and tried to silence Yannah by demanding Blaise to cover her with his tentacles.

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And who has been feeding th giant squid on fat nekkid men?

It has a finely balanced constitution which is all part of the training!!!

If there is something worse then a sick squid its a squid vomitting fat nekkid men all over the place!!!!!! I bet no one is going to help clean up either

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I bet no one is going to help clean up either

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There's not been much cleaning around here since the Mop disappeared. Can we use your dress?

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NoJive said:

quote:I bet no one is going to help clean up either

There's not been much cleaning around here since the Mop disappeared. Can we use your dress?

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I believe we all know it is a robe and not a dress.

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the mop may still be in it's closet in the east (?) wing, it's VogenPoet the mop-master who has disappeared and uhm, i think he has the key to the closet too.

Closets .... dresses... hmmmm I think it's time to 'out' somebody. =)

*Opens door, peeks in, stares in horror at the mess for a few moments, then closes door again*

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Not so fast, Master Suho!!

*WebShaman makes a wild dash for the door, dodging the over-excited tentacles, and wildly windmilling his arms to keep from slipping on all the slippery goo everywhere*

*Stretched-out arm holds a thick, battered book*

"Here is a list of all the scheduled shock therapy patients that I collected during your absence!"

(Edited by WebShaman on 11-28-2004 19:22)

*Hides stolen tentacle porn*

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

*Sigh*

It may be a while before I'm back up to speed, but I'll do my best.

*Flips through the thick book*

Hmm... it seems Unknown Comic is due for a session or two on my new equipment. Yes, my new equipment. You didn't think I was on vacation, did you? No, I've been hard at work... just needs a few more adjustments before it's ready...



(^I missed the slimies...)

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Suho: Can you get the urmmmmmmm "misappropriated literature" back from UC while you have him under the electrodes?

Its not the strongest material but the "Library" is lacking without it.

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<Mu ha ha ha

*runs willy nilly down the corridor to the "NORTH WING" Screaming "You'll never catch ME!"*

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

Master Suho, so glad to see you've dropped by.

I've been patiently waiting to be a test subject to the wi-fi enabled OzoneAsylum iShock!

I'm starting to ::twitch:: just thinking about it.


...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

*WebShaman pulls out tomahawk, screams*

"Wooohooo! It is like old times again! Master Suho, Emps, and an inamte tearing down the halls in the direction of the North Wing, yelling no-one can catch him!! I get his scalp!"

Just then...

WS: You can keep the scalp for your collection, but just make sure that the "literature" is returned to the Library.

I X I: It's a long list, but I'll make sure you're on it.

It may take me a while to get back into the swing of things around here, as December is going to be a severe pain in the shorts for me.

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Rhyssa wanders down the hall intently reading a large leather-bound book, oblivious to UnknownComic tearing past her screaming.

She pauses when WebShaman suddenly trips when passing her, his tomahawk flying from his hands.

With a sly smile, she continues walking slowly, glancing into the open doorway to see....

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le coeur du feu
Qui sème le vent récolte la tempête!

Unfortunately, Iron Wallaby had just returned to check up the commotion as a razor-sharp tomahawk flew right at his head.

Pulling his fanciest Matrix maneuvers, bullet-time and all, he was able to move EVEN CLOSER to the trajectory of the spinning missile and lost his left arm in doing so..

Realizing that his left arm was missing, and, more importantly, that the buckles fastening his straightjacket had been loosed, he struggled out of his straightjacket and ran, flailing his one good arm, after UC.



"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling