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krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-16-2004 19:22



2 one-third lb. Angus beef patties
+ 4 slices of bacon
+ 3 slices of cheese
+ 1 buttered sesame seed bun
+ slathered with mayo
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1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat

Anyone care to have a little picnic? I'll bring the burgers, you bring the buckets of french fries. We'll was it all down with some jumbo cups of brown gravy.

Mmmmm, I can feel my ateries clogging as we speak.

:::11oh1:::

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 11-16-2004 19:36

1,420 calories take 1 and a half and you have enough calories for a day.
Except that when you eat a burger you're just done for 1-2 hours.

Ruski
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 11-16-2004 20:01

Ohh Crap this made me laugh just by looking st picture..

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-16-2004 20:12

Clogging your arteries? Heck I'm worried about the public sewage system!!!

[curse upon you]
May bovine phantasms haunt your every grunt on the porcelain throne as you lay your 2 tons bricks you savage!
[/curse upon you]



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krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-16-2004 20:40

poi: Now add on to that your jumbo french fries and jet-ski sized soda and you've got your caloric intake for one day.

Bugs: I knew you'd rush right out to get one of these...

:::11oh1:::

Blaise
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted posted 11-16-2004 20:42

It's good being an omnivore, it's all about freedom of choice



(Edited by Blaise on 11-16-2004 20:45)

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 11-16-2004 20:51

Actually I'd like to have one of these monster-burger
I rarely go to fast foods, so my arteries should handle it.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-16-2004 20:55
quote:
Blaise said:

it's all about freedom of choice


Not for the cows and piggies!

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krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-16-2004 21:34

Pfffft. If it weren't for our need for yummy burgers, steaks, bacon, and sausage, cows and piggies wouldn't even be around.

They wouldn't last a day in the wild.

*stabs a poor little cow and cooks it up on the grill*

:::11oh1:::

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 11-16-2004 23:15

*mouth watering* mmmmm Meat. *looks at empty dog bowl whining.*


'Hey, take it easy and enjoy life.... or in your case, death.' -- Yoh Asakura, 'Shaman King'

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LaSun
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the dark one with no windows
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 11-17-2004 01:03

oh my gosh that's a meal for a family right there ...

i'm feeling guilty just looking at it.. off to the gym!!!

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xcFeRiNiZeDcc
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: U.S.
Insane since: Jan 2004

posted posted 11-17-2004 01:42

Off to the gym? I say off to get one of those burgers mmmm...

Iron Wallaby
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 11-17-2004 02:25

It DOES look tasty...

I'm one of those underweight hackers anyway, it'll be good to get a few extra calories on me...

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-17-2004 06:26

Wish I could get one of those over here in Germany *drools*

Ebopedoce
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: Lying Naked in the Periwinkle
Insane since: Nov 2004

posted posted 11-17-2004 06:55

Hehe, remind's me of a little something from "Outland"

"Little lamb, little lamb
blue eyes wide and now awake,
would you mind so very much,
if I dropped you in my 'Shake N' Bake'

Piglet snuggly at my knee,
Pardon me my B.L.T."

The burger looks pretty nasty.

Oh, and hello by the way, I couldn't find the Introduction forum.

<(''< <(' ')> (>'')> Enjoy!

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 11-17-2004 20:37

Man I wish we had a Hardees in Juneau...... I'm having a hard time trying to take in over 7000 claories a day without going overboard on the carbs. One or two of those burgers per day would go a long ways towards my goal of reaching 220lbs by Christmas.

(Edited by norm on 11-17-2004 20:38)

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: raht cheah
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-17-2004 21:16

the last thing you wanna expose yourself to is Mayo from Hardees, I painted the shoulder of I35 from Wichita to El Dorado with puke once after making that mistake.

you've been warned

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-17-2004 22:36

norm: 7000 calories a day? What the hell are you doing, trying to get speared by a band of eskimos?

:::11oh1:::

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 11-17-2004 22:38

Been really busy lately, and just had a second to stop by...

But yummy...

does that look good...


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