Topic awaiting preservation: New Photoshop-it Hillarious!!! (Page 1 of 2)

in case you still haven't seen:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=673824&page=1&pp=25

You suck. I didnt *want* to see that (Y).

*scrubbs eyeballs*

Hilarious... if you're within the age range of 7 and 13.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

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in case you still haven't seen:

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uh....should we have?

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Hilarious... if you're within the age range of 7 and 13

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Sounds about right....

umm I dont suppose u've noticed its 36+ pages long, did ya......... scroll down u freaks

that or your'e total blocks and can keep your face straight when the rest of the internet community cant stop laughing....

thousands of people cant be wrong
http://hyundaiperformance.com/forums/topic.php?t=58898


you people seem so retarded with your premature insults...



(Edited by asptamer on 12-04-2004 09:45)

Ok, I was expecting a program. Sicko!

LOL, I had to scroll down. There IS some pretty funny <bleep> on those <bleeping> forums, <bleeping> hilarious! <bleep!> Ok, Whats with me saying that so much? Im having withdrawls...

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you people seem so retarded with your premature insults...

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What was the insult? The "Hilarious... if you're within the age range of 7 and 13" comment? If so, it's no insult - it's the truth. I take it as an insult that you posted that link here... I hope you didn't post on those forums with a link to the Asylum. I'd really not like to attract that kind of crowd around these parts.

It's just plain stupid. "HAHAHAHAA(#*!#*!~~!!! SHE'S RIDING A BIX0R WITH HER A$$ HANGIN OUT! LOLOLZZZLLZZZ!!! LET'S DO A BUNCH OF EXTREMELY SHITTY MANIPS!!!"...

"Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah

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umm I dont suppose u've noticed its 36+ pages long, did ya......... scroll down u freaks

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Yes. In fact, I did. I am quite sure others did as well.

What does that have to do with anything?

It's a picutres of a chick's fat ass very poorly photoshopped into a bunch of photos by a bunch of morons.

Wooooo - totally hillarious

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when the rest of the internet community cant stop laughing....

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I would hardly call a couple of cheesy boards (both of which appear to be 'car owner clubs' incidentally) the "internet community".

IT has been proven time and time again throughout history that, yes, 1,000's, 100's of 1,000's, even 1,000,000's of people can be wrong.

Don't get pissy with us just because you find this stupid shit funny.....

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thousands of people cant be wrong

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What internet do you visit? In the world I'm aware of, most of the people on the internet are adolescent males who want free porn, free recognition, and free amusement from their equally childish friends.

That's why I like the Asylum, it's like some sort of shimmering ivory tower against the rising tide on insanity that is the internet.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

It's not my problem if you grumpy granpas don't find it funny. I didnt ask you to post here. Why is it that every time I post something, I get DL tell me how crappy my post is and others tell me how much they agree with him (although surprisingly in this case it's the other way around)??? If you dont like it - dont post anything. No-one wants to read what u dont find funny. Your opinion is not the axis of this forum, even though you may think it is so. I am pretty sure that there was a bunch of people here who DID find it funny, but didnt post anything lest they unvillingly started yet another empty argument about your old-farts' stupid ass opinions.

Everyone to whom I show this laughs their ass off, and none of them are 12-13 year old morons (what a surprise). So you're the minority, and no-one wants to know what you have to say. So HUSH, go back to your cells and eat some pills till u pass out...

I was mildly amused for the first few pages. First, slightly at the pictures, later, slightly at the hAx0rz language, and eventually, at the poor quality of some of the manips. Though I certainly can't say I was laughed to tears or bored to hell.

Whatever, though. I guess that just means I'm not a "7 to 13" year old, nor a "grumpy granpa".

Woot for sense-of-humor stereotyping.

-Xel

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No-one wants to read what u dont find funny.

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But people always want to read what you do? Obviously we have to because you post it. If you find it funny, fair enough, but let us express our opinions too.

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Your opinion is not the axis of this forum, even though you may think it is so.

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You seem to think yours is. Don't go dictating to us what we can or cannot find funny and get angry when we casually reply that we don't like it.

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So you're the minority

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No we're not. You are.Not one person so far has said here that they really liked it.

Express your opinion by all means, but be prepared to let others express theirs.

(Edited by AlterEgo on 12-04-2004 23:35)

In the early nineteen eighties different companies had different video systems like VHS, Betamax and Video2000. After some struggling years only the inferior VHS tapes were left to the consumer market.
Why, the cheap VHS tapes could be duplicated very well the porn makers loved it. Those porn guys flooded the market with tapes and got them sold over and over again.

In the early nineteen nineties internet became aviable for more people than only USA universities and the USarmy. In those days the web got developed. But if it was not for the porn industry pumping loads of money into it the evolution of the web would be much slower or even non existent.

In Today's world it doesn't realy matter if you can't sing, as long as you look sexy and make sure everyone believes you are.

For years the most searched word on Google and Yahoo was sex, followed by boobs, tits, ass and hot

So my only conclusion from this could be: Trash sells. (Wonder why???)\


<edit> oh and by the way it's 42 pages off bullshit makes it even more important i think...</edit>

Aspatamer: IF you do not like our comments on the links you post then do not post those links anymore.
It's a free world you know. I thank god every day that we are al very different and have different taste.
I guess you like american funniest homevideo's too and you might even think bob saget is a comedian.

"Bleh"

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(Edited by Rinswind 2th on 12-05-2004 00:53)

yea I love american funniest homevideos when I get a chance to see them, but I have no clue who bob saget is... I dont watch tv.


but this brings up a point. if this is so retarded to you, what IS FUNNY then???? Post something that you consider funny. "you" being everyone who does not like the link.

Why??

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what ISFUNNY then????

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Ever read Calvin and Hobbes?

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

did you say "read" ? I like visual funnies. you like any visual funnies? I think visual funnies are the best. Reading doesnt show u the expression on the character's faces, nor the exact meaning the author was trying to convey which is often displayed as emphasis on a particular word. Damn... you ARE a granpa if you read funnies.

come on please, post something you consider funny. Im really curious. and we can turn this insofar useless thread into a discussion of senses of humor.

I thought this was funny.

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Damn... you ARE a granpa if you read funnies.

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And damn, you really are a moron. =)

Calvin and hobbes...you know.....cartoons? You know...pictures.....with some words too....?

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I consider this thread funny....

no visuals though....


{{edit - btw, bob saget was the original host of 'america's funniest home videos'. He was also one of the stars of the ever so stellar 'full house' - the show that brought america the Olsen twins...

His greatest role, however, was in 'half-baked' where he had a cameo....

(Edited by DL-44 on 12-05-2004 03:14)

I shall not click on a link that does not get a good reception. That sucked.

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come on please, post something you consider funny. Im really curious.and we can turn this insofar useless thread into a discussion of sensesof humor.

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Look at these and please do grow up a bit.

[edit: calling names doesn't help, in retrospect. ]

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

(Edited by Iron Wallaby on 12-05-2004 05:19)

Dave Chappelle: Hi, my names Thurgood, and I'm addicted to weed.
1st guy: Weed?! Man weeds not a drug!!
Bob Saget: You ever suck dick for weed?!?!
Dave: No, can't say I have...?
Bob Saget: I've sucked dick for coke
1st guy: YEAH! I SEEN HIM

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yea I love american funniest homevideos when I get a chance to see them, but I have no clue who bob saget is... I dont watch tv.

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Anyone but me find something slightly amusing there?


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Reading doesnt show u the expression on the character's faces, nor the exact meaning the author was trying to convey which is often displayed as emphasis on a particular word.

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Actually reading puts your fantasy at work.... by not exactly seeing what the author meant you need to visualize it yourself. Even if you go look at a standup comedian you need to visualize. The visualizing is an crucial part of humor.
a little funny joke

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yea I love american funniest homevideos when I get a chance to see them, but I have no clue who bob saget is... I dont watch tv.

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Anyone but me find something slightly amusing there?

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Yeah, I was wondering how he could watch America's Funniest Home Videos without actually watching TV.




(Edited by briggl on 12-05-2004 19:13)

I think this "visual" is hilarious! It's just another girl on a bike but I just can't stop laughing at it.

, will that helmet even help the girl.

Calvin & Hobbes is awesome, sadly I've managed to finish reading most of the collections.

I'd forgotten about them for so long. I'll have to dig out my old collection and read 'em again. I'm missing a few I think, best go buy them.

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Yeah, I was wondering how he could watch America's Funniest Home Videos without actually watching TV.

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if you noticed, I wrote "yea I love american funniest homevideos when I get a chance to see them, but I have no clue who bob saget is... I dont watch tv" which implies that I do like them when I see them, but that happens very rarely as I dont watch tv. Not watching tv does not mean that I close my eyes when Im in a room with a TV on... no... I dont watch it voluntarily - I wont go and turn it on, but if I come somewhere where people are watching tv already, I'll gladly join them, as long as there arent any commercials. Thats how I can Love america's funniest, and not watch tv.

I see this thread has found a decent direction. thank you for participating: )

Still a problem with your statement. If you are watching the show, you are watching TV.

when I AM watching the show I AM watching tv, so I guess ya, I must agree that sometimes I DO watch tv, but I try not to. The only times when I do watch it is if its on and someone else is watching it, and I happen to be in the same room. And me saying that I love americas funniest does not mean that I go and watch them. no. I havent seen an episode in more than a year. So lay off me for a bit, will ya.

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So lay off me for a bit, will ya.

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Nobody is coming down on you....

The only one that needs to 'lay off' is you....

You can't get upset when people don't take things the way that you mean.....when you never say quite you mean!

Very simple rule to go by: say what you mean, and mean what you say.

Solves most problems right off the bat.

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Damn, my chest hurts and I have tears rolling down my face. This thread r0x0rz....

ohhh **** im just sitting here in the library laughing my ass off....

I'm crying ....

you guys are gold. pure gold!....

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what i find amusing is how funny these guys think that photo is.

oh and the quality of those manips is pretty hilarious, too.

[insert fabulous sig here]

I'm sure it'd be pretty funny to see while driving down the highway but hilarious? Not really. The photo manips are gawd awful.

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Still a problem with your statement. If you are watching the show, you are watching TV.

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It's not really a problem unless you're a complete tight ass. I think everyone knew what he meant.

^ clearly not

No, either he watches TV or he doesn't. Obviously he does.

I for one found it funny. Showed quite a few people who immediately agreed. Bad manipulations? Of course! And that's probably what made it so funny for me. aspartamer, you are not alone. Many of the people who found it funny won't bother to post in fear of defying some sacred Asylum code of ethics.

I haven't been here in quite some time, as the content has gotten stale. Decided to stop in and something refreshing for a change!

36 posts and counting just about this?

How odd. Everyone has an opinion I guess...

Each to their own.

Hey - if you find it funny, you find it funny.

But there's no sense getting all pissy and infantile about it just because people express that they don't....

or talking about some non-existent 'code' whenever you happen to find yourself in a minority here...

I also always find it funny when someone posts to share their opinion on the fact that there's too many posts of people sharing their opinion on something not worth sharing their opinion on......

=)

pissy and infantile...

I read that as "pissy and infertile".

Funnier that way it was.

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