Topic awaiting preservation: What is your battlecry?

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Mine are both rubbish:

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Running over the wasteland, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh The Emperor! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you until I am off parole!!"

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better (if odder):

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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the hotel lobby! It is Emperor, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to brutalize you with such reckless abandon, your timbers will shiver!!"

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http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Emperor&sex=m

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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Who is that, prowling across the mountains! It is Mas, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

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B | T | E | P | L

My real name got me this:

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"I'm going to smack you harder than God thought possible, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

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My user name got me this

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"I'm going to contort you until you bleed puke, and sever every head in sight!!"

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my asylum name:

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Prowling through the wasteland, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Cprompt! And he gives a low grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I plunder until my glands are satisfied!!!"

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heehe........it says glands are satisfied
that actually might make a dandy sig

my d&d character name:

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Rampaging out of the terrain, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Lasomere! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:
"I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

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I don't have a steamroller in d&d

Later,

C:\



(Edited by CPrompt on 02-18-2005 18:00)

My real name gave :

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"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

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My real name + nick gave :

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"I'm going to spank you so painfully, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"

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Stalking out of the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Moon Shadow ! And he gives a booming howl :

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"



Picks up the French/English dictionnary and starts searching "discombobulate"

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If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.

I hardly dare...

"I'm going to fuck you so heinously, you'll age fifty years!!!"

I didn't expect this one.

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Hark! Who is that, stalking along the plains! It is WarMage, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until armored tanks pull us apart, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"

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Dan @ Code Town

(Edited by WarMage on 02-18-2005 19:41)

{edit double post}

(Edited by Wolfen on 02-18-2005 19:55)

Stalking over the candy store, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Wolfen! And she gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, it will be a new form of crime!!!"

... and this coming from a security guard....


'Hey, take it easy and enjoy life.... or in your case, death.' -- Yoh Asakura, 'Shaman King'

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Nimraw resulted in:
"I'm going to smash you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

First name gave me:
"I'm going to torment you until you turn inside-out, and trade you for a candy bar!!"


I think the first is better suited as a war cry. The second one is more pulp-fictionesque...

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Running on the steppes, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Tj333! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!!"

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Eagles get sucked into jet engines and weasels are oft maligned, but beavers just make nice hats.
tj333- the semi-Christ

tj333, that's a good one.

speaking of that, on a linux forum someone had as their sig

"If all else fails try rm -rf"

So some joe decided that he was having problems with his linux install and gave that a whirl. Didn't work out so well for him

Later,

C:\

You forgot the most important part, the /

it is :

rm -rf /

Dan @ Code Town

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Sprinting along the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh WebShaman! And he gives a mighty howl:

"For the love of beatings, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

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Not bad.

this was so silly, but fun that i went overboard

velvetrose (clutching a piece of chainlink fence) brought up:
"I'm seriously going to smack you all the way to Bangladesh!!!"

clutching a vorpal blade! my dnd name produced:
"I'm going to torment you until the laws of physics are violated!"

clutching an oversized scalpel! my mage game name gave me:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!!!"

with my first name, clutching a jeweled meat hammer!:
"I'm seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

my nickname sounds more like a battle cry rather than the taunts above:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"

warjournal:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

That's actrally pretty close to what one of my old AD&D characters would have said.

One guy we used to game with had an awesome battle cry:
"I'll cut you from crotch to crown!"
We just about died laughing the first time he said that.

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Running along the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Briggl! And he gives a booming cry:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"

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Running through the mountains, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Lee! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

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Um, I think I prefer the first one.

Utterly Terrible!!!

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Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the fields! It is Templar, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you like a wrecking ball, and sever every head in sight!!"

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My name makes it worse!!!

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Sprinting over the mountains, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Haider! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to spank you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

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'Old Bonny Scotland'??? I'm not scottish!!

Hehehe

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Lo! Who is that, stalking along the tundra! It is Ebopedoce, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

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With my real name:

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"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"

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I love the first one

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting along the tundra! It is Newbielike, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to fuck you to the moon and back!!"

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Stalking out of the hotel lobby, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Zavaboy! And he gives an ominous cry:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I pillage faster than the super-flu!!!"

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Lo! Who is that, prowling across the plains! It is Brucew, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He screams apocalyptically:

"In the name of malice, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Burp!

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Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the mountains! It is OlssonE, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams homicidally:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Man, that's some good coffee!!"

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I felt pretty good about mine, it seemed to fit...

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Zang! Who is that, running through the cliffs! It is DocOzone, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"

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Your pal, -doc-

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Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is DL-44, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts thunderously:

"For the love of beatings, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

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not bad, except the sharpened scredriver part...

WarMage, I almost got the sack when I read your one out!! couldn't stop the tears and laughter!!

My real name...

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"This one's for you, mom! I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

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And my Username

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Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the cliffs! It is Blaise, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to punch you until you taste like chicken!!!"

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(Edited by Blaise on 02-21-2005 12:56)

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Striding across the fields, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Bugimus! And he gives a mighty roar:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

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A jeweled meat hammer??? Whatever... I'm ready for battle, where's the enemy?

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mine was a bit too coarse for public consumption, there might be children about, it made Emps blush actually

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Zang! Who is that, rampaging through the candy store! It is Paul Breton, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to bruise you so hard, you will polymorph into your grandmother!"

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"I'm going to bludgeon you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!!"

Thats right... bludgeon.

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Zang! Who is that, striding along the tundra! It is ZupiCo, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"

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Straight, and to the point.