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Pope Toast

looks tasty. Needs some butter and jam but.... *wanders off to the kitchen*

I'd say it looks more like Einstein toast. But the other slice looks much more toasted, I'd say this piece was probably hand burned.

Dan: Blasphemy! There is no doubt this toast has been burnt by the holy spirit to reveal the arrival of the new pope to the children of the Almighty Lord of us mere mortals.

*dives into the 'nado shelter to avoid the lightning splat sure to ensue*

Soon to be sold on Ebay for thousands of dollars.

:::11oh1:::

Eggs Benedict, anyone?

I swear I am almost at the breaking point here. I am right on the edge. One more piece of toast/sandwich/corn chip/water stain/pile of fecal matter/etc. that in some way resembles the Pope/the Virgin Mary/Einstein and I am going to go insane. Um, I mean, more insane than I am now.

The grilled cheese sandwich was kind of funny. But then it just started to snowball. People are now lighting candles and praying to a water stain beneath a highway underpass.

I can feel my sanity slipping away. It's like watching the sun set: colorful, beautiful, and inevitable. Going, going, gone. I will be weeping in the corner if anyone needs me.

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Holy Toast? There is no holy about that...

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And yet I don't believe the toaster did that...

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Suho1004: I can feel the lost of sanity you're talking about. But I find it funny, almost pathetic.

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I will be weeping in the corner if anyone needs me.

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I imagine the scene where you're in the corner, and the squid of the North wing comes to you and place a tentacle on your shoulder to support you. So cute. The creator and his creature in pure harmony ... AAahhh I'm derailing again... please shock me!

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squid of the North wing comes to you and place a tentacle on your shoulder to support you.

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I don't WANT to know where the rest are!

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WebShaman said:

I don't WANT to know where the rest are!

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Yeah, you probably don't.

And you might want to avoid the toilet near the rec room.

*powers up the electric branding irons*

Now let's see if we can make some pope-shaped marks on poi.

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cfb said...
And yet I don't believe the toaster did that...

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... not by itself. The toast was involved too.



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-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

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The toast was involved too.

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Or more accurately, the bread was involved. Once the bread was toast, its involvement had been completed.

Anyway, to me it looks more like John Ratzenberger than Joseph Ratzinger.