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Emperor Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 12-23-2005 13:35 That time of year is upon us and I'm getting my pole out ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Revenant: The Zombie Magazine \| Wonders \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Tyberius Prime Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Germany Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 12-23-2005 14:45 happy whatever!
NoJive Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Land of one Headlight on. Insane since: May 2001	posted 12-23-2005 15:22 How rude. next thing you'll be saying is; 'come on boy's pull santa's sleigh..justa bit faster, make santa very happy! =)
DL-44 Maniac (V) Inmate From: under the bed Insane since: Feb 2000	posted 12-23-2005 15:30 I can hear it now: "that may be red, but it ain't rudolph's nose!"
Emperor Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 12-23-2005 15:36 quote: NoJive said: How rude. next thing you'll be saying is; 'come on boy's pull santa's sleigh..justa bit faster, make santa very happy! =) Oh I am waiting until after the Trials of Strength before getting around to my grubby Xmas jokes about Santa unloading his bulging sack. You've got to pace yourself over the festive period or face serious burnout. --------- And on a sidenote I found the thread on last years Festivus celebrations: Happy Festivus I hope Wes is dusting his pole off again for this year ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Revenant: The Zombie Magazine \| Wonders \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Emperor Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 12-23-2005 17:45 Anyone interested can see my pole here: http://www.the-emperor.org/photos/festivus_sml.jpg It will need polish from time to time so I'm always looking for volunteers ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Revenant: The Zombie Magazine \| Wonders \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
bitdamaged Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 100101010011 <-- right about here Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 12-23-2005 17:56 So Funny, I work at a TV techology company so I have a TV at my desk, and as I read this thread I looked over and the local morning news had a Happy Festivus graphic running. .:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 12-23-2005 19:13 Happy Festivus, everyone!
lan Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Darwin, NT, Australia Insane since: Dec 2003	posted 12-23-2005 23:55 My, Mr Emperor, what a long, shiny pole you have Happy everything to everybody, cheers [sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]
butcher Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: New Jersey, USA Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 12-24-2005 00:19 I don't know about anyone else, but I get awful nervous when a guy wearing no pants goes running around waving has big shiny pole looking for a place to polish it! Anyway, Happy Festivus!! - Butcher -
Tao Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Pool Of Life Insane since: Nov 2003	posted 12-24-2005 00:53 Gauisus Festivus
mas Maniac (V) Mad Librarian From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 12-24-2005 09:52 merry x-mas everyone
eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: the Psychiatric Ward Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 12-24-2005 09:56 Mas is a Librarian? Frick Yah! How odd... anywhoo, That was fun, I just watched the episode. Thanks. Nice pic wes. Ye sho get around man. Merry Christmas Y'all.
velvetrose Paranoid (IV) Mad Librarian From: overlooking the bay Insane since: Apr 2001	posted 12-24-2005 11:49 thanks for the link Emps, i just preserved that old thread happy festivus all
kuckus Paranoid (IV) Mad Librarian From: GlieBeGe Insane since: Dec 2001	posted 12-24-2005 15:54 Merry Christmas (Hope Tao doesn't mind me digging out that slimy! =) http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/051223.html
mas Maniac (V) Mad Librarian From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 12-24-2005 18:40 izz: yap, for several months already
Tao Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Pool Of Life Insane since: Nov 2003	posted 12-24-2005 20:55 Not at all kuckus, he has joined the slimie collective here Homemade Slimies Tao
Maruman Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: under your bed Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 12-25-2005 10:23 Merry Xmas asylumites!
sib Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Canada Insane since: Jul 2002	posted 12-25-2005 16:13 Merry Xmas, Happy Festivus to all ! sib
zavaboy Bipolar (III) Inmate From: f(x) Insane since: Jun 2004	posted 12-25-2005 16:15 Merry Christmas everyone! wishes he had a pole as shiny as Emperor's pole This will have to do. sticks a candy cane in a bucket and calls it his pole
tj333 Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Manitoba, Canada Insane since: Oct 2001	posted 12-25-2005 18:46 Merry Festivus everyone! Happy Agnostica! And of course Merry Christmas. __________________________ Eagles get sucked into jet engines and weasels are oft maligned, but beavers just make nice hats.
Emperor Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 12-27-2005 02:38 A little fective greeting (contains quite a bit of swearing): http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/ ------------ Things were a little quiet on Festivus silliness in the news but I found one report: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20051224/D8EM91P08.html Good pole there too ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Revenant: The Zombie Magazine \| Wonders \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 12-23-2005 13:35

That time of year is upon us and I'm getting my pole out

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Revenant: The Zombie Magazine | Wonders | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted 12-23-2005 14:45

happy whatever!

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted 12-23-2005 15:22

How rude. next thing you'll be saying is; 'come on boy's pull santa's sleigh..justa bit faster, make santa very happy! =)

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted 12-23-2005 15:30

I can hear it now:

"that may be red, but it ain't rudolph's nose!"

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 12-23-2005 15:36

quote:

NoJive said:

How rude. next thing you'll be saying is; 'come on boy's pull santa's sleigh..justa bit faster, make santa very happy! =)

Oh I am waiting until after the Trials of Strength before getting around to my grubby Xmas jokes about Santa unloading his bulging sack.

You've got to pace yourself over the festive period or face serious burnout.

---------
And on a sidenote I found the thread on last years Festivus celebrations:

Happy Festivus

I hope Wes is dusting his pole off again for this year

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Revenant: The Zombie Magazine | Wonders | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 12-23-2005 17:45

Anyone interested can see my pole here:

http://www.the-emperor.org/photos/festivus_sml.jpg

It will need polish from time to time so I'm always looking for volunteers

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Revenant: The Zombie Magazine | Wonders | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 12-23-2005 17:56

So Funny, I work at a TV techology company so I have a TV at my desk, and as I read this thread I looked over and the local morning news had a Happy Festivus graphic running.

.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted 12-23-2005 19:13

Happy Festivus, everyone!

lan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted 12-23-2005 23:55

My, Mr Emperor, what a long, shiny pole you have

Happy everything to everybody, cheers

[sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]

butcher
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: New Jersey, USA
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 12-24-2005 00:19

I don't know about anyone else, but I get awful nervous when a guy wearing no pants goes running around waving has big shiny pole looking for a place to polish it!

Anyway, Happy Festivus!!

- Butcher -

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted 12-24-2005 00:53

Gauisus Festivus

mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 12-24-2005 09:52

merry x-mas everyone

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 12-24-2005 09:56

Mas is a Librarian? Frick Yah! How odd...

anywhoo, That was fun, I just watched the episode. Thanks. Nice pic wes. Ye sho get around man.

Merry Christmas Y'all.

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Mad Librarian

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted 12-24-2005 11:49

thanks for the link Emps, i just preserved that old thread

happy festivus all

kuckus
Paranoid (IV) Mad Librarian

From: GlieBeGe
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted 12-24-2005 15:54

Merry Christmas

(Hope Tao doesn't mind me digging out that slimy! =)

http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/051223.html

mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 12-24-2005 18:40

izz: yap, for several months already

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted 12-24-2005 20:55

Not at all kuckus, he has joined the slimie collective here Homemade Slimies
Tao

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 12-25-2005 10:23

Merry Xmas asylumites!

sib
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Canada
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted 12-25-2005 16:13

Merry Xmas, Happy Festivus to all !

sib

zavaboy
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: f(x)
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted 12-25-2005 16:15

Merry Christmas everyone!

*wishes he had a pole as shiny as Emperor's pole*

This will have to do.

*sticks a candy cane in a bucket and calls it his pole*

tj333
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Manitoba, Canada
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted 12-25-2005 18:46

Merry Festivus everyone!

Happy Agnostica!

And of course Merry Christmas.

__________________________
Eagles get sucked into jet engines and weasels are oft maligned, but beavers just make nice hats.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 12-27-2005 02:38

A little fective greeting (contains quite a bit of swearing):

http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

------------
Things were a little quiet on Festivus silliness in the news but I found one report:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20051224/D8EM91P08.html

Good pole there too

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Revenant: The Zombie Magazine | Wonders | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!