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INSANEdrive
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Therapy Department 117 :Skining and Mods
Insane since: Jan 2005

posted posted 02-15-2006 17:52

Yep...I?ve been thinking again...

This time It Has to Do with Cars...



If the Apox. Highest Speed Limit is 60/70 MPH - 96/112 KPH ( Ya , I think I Converted that Right)

Why Do ?Public? Cars Have the Ability to go (at least) 120 MPH - 193 KPH (at least to what I know of)

If it?s (usually) Illegal to go that Fast anyway?

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I don't Suffer From Insanity .... I enjoy every moment

Blacknight
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: INFRONT OF MY PC
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 02-15-2006 19:27

you know the thing about male penises???

brucew
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: North Coast of America
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 02-15-2006 19:58
quote:

Blacknight said:

you know the thing about male penises???


Mine's bigger.

But back to the cars, the physics of objects at rest an in motion dictate that it takes more power to accellerate than to maintain a particular speed. Since the general population is not content to gently glide away from stoplights and build up speed over yards or miles (including women who don't have penises--not to imply either that some do--yikes!), car engines have excess power to provide zippy accelleration. Enough, that they can maintain steady-state at extralegal speeds.

But in marketing, yeah, it's the penis thing.

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 02-15-2006 20:35
quote:

Blacknight said:

you know the thing about male penises???



As compared to what? Female penises?
INSANEdrive, in answer to your question: To catch the bad guys.

::tao:::: ::cell::

Blacknight
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: INFRONT OF MY PC
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 02-15-2006 20:57

well how bout the elefants one??

a yes and to get to the pills faster

(Edited by Blacknight on 02-15-2006 20:57)

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 02-15-2006 21:29

I just did a search to see if female elephants actually had a penis, when I realised we are at cross purposes.
My brain need coolant.

::tao:::: ::cell::

INSANEdrive
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Therapy Department 117 :Skining and Mods
Insane since: Jan 2005

posted posted 02-15-2006 23:14
quote:

Blacknight said:

you know the thing about male penises???




...Um....Ok.... How is it that amount of speed somehow = Penis

.........( Never mind )
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I wonder...If I ask a Question about Penis, what the answer will be... prob. Knitting... or how to Tie a shoe

Or I could (eth) go Political and see how far My Penis goes before getting political..er..I mean... Post


And What?s up with the Elephants and Peniseses?I mean If ya want to go large go Blue Wale
( I mean?Ladies? A Blue Whale's tongue is about the size and weight of a full grown AFRICAN ELEPHANT,
and its? heart is compared to the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. Plenty of Love?and So Forth...And You DON?T Want To Know Why the Ocean is SO SALTY (Lets just say Gallons a Squirt)

? and at least its related some way to this post

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I don't Suffer From Insanity .... I enjoy every moment

Arthurio
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the dungeons, corridor 13, cell 3736
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted posted 02-15-2006 23:57

in germany you can drive as fast as you want ... only on the "autobahn"-s ofc (highway in german) ... but there are lots ... most of them initially built by Hitler...

but people don't really abuse it that much ... some drive really fast but most consider their health to be more important

sadly in most of the other countries the speed limit for highways is around 120km/h or even 110 which totally beats the point of having a highway in my opinion ...

http://www.atsweb.neu.edu/physics/s.kravchenko/myweb3/autobahn.JPG
...so i guess germany is the penis paradise

F1_error
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: EN27
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 02-16-2006 02:36

This is the only place where penis = speed is implied to be a good thing.

Ramasax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: PA, US
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 02-16-2006 02:44
quote:
Why Do ?Public? Cars Have the Ability to go (at least) 120 MPH - 193 KPH (at least to what I know of)

If it?s (usually) Illegal to go that Fast anyway?



Revenue generation?

DL-44
Lunatic (VI) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-16-2006 04:15

Why?

Fuck the MAN!

That's why...



brucew
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: North Coast of America
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 02-16-2006 13:19
quote:

F1_error said:

This is the only place where penis = speed is implied to be a good thing.


Unless of course, one is responding to a specific request.

Faster, FASTer, FASTER!!!

Diogenes
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Right behind you.
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 02-16-2006 16:23

Well I have only six inches, but I have found most women find that wide enough.

There is definitely a penis connection for many men and their muscle cars or SUV's, compensation I expect.

Dunno why wimmin drive the things though. Makes 'em wet mebbe?

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Zynx
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Outside Looking In
Insane since: Aug 2005

posted posted 02-17-2006 01:05
quote:
INSANEdrive said:Why Do ?Public? Cars Have the Ability to go (at least) 120 MPH - 193 KPH (at least to what I know of) If it?s (usually) Illegal to go that Fast anyway?


Maybe driving is a right afterall.

p.s. Not ALL of the German Autobahn has unlimited speeds.

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" The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding, and being understood. "

Dan
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 02-21-2006 20:54

The illegality of speeding is very different than most laws. It's not a crime, there is no criminal record assessed regardless of how many offences you commit. No fear of jail time. You can't be denied a job for getting speeding tickets. "Traffic court" resembles an office more than a courtroom, and it's typically not a judge who rules on the legality of the violation.

The law itself is different state to state, country to country, and it is too expensive to put different restrictions on cars to be sold in different geographic areas. Plus, the laws are temporary and change. Highways could very well (and safely) be 100mph in the future, should everyone be forced to buy a faster car because the laws changed?

In countries with stricter licensing criteria, like Germany, there are very different laws regarding the flow of traffic - rules for passing on the left, and higher speed limits are good examples. Especially when compared to a country like Canada, where any idiot can get a license, even if they had never seen a car before (licensing in Canada actually varies on a province to province basis, but its similarly ridiculous across the country). In Canada the speed limits are very low, and there are no fast lanes, passing lanes, carpool lanes, or anything that would require drivers to actually need to understand the operation of their vehicle.

There is also private use. On my private land I can drive my car or motorcycles at any speed I want. Electrically governing motorcycles at 300km/h, and newer sport cars at 250km/h although for safety is unnecessary if the driver can actually handle the speed. Governing vehicles down to the top speed limits would just be asinine.

No one would ever purchase a car that couldn't speed a little, and the government could never legally force all cars to be speed-limited.

Just for full disclosure: the only speeding ticket I ever recieved was for 155 in an 80 zone, and I fought the ticket in court and won.

Zynx
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Outside Looking In
Insane since: Aug 2005

posted posted 03-01-2006 02:07

Would people buy into the idea of such a car if:

There was a monetary incentive?
There was a tax write off?
For no other reason, it saved lives?

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" The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding, and being understood. "

DL-44
Lunatic (VI) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 03-01-2006 04:53

simple answer: no.

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