Topic: Support woes - almost a strike, and my head was the target. (Page 1 of 1)

So, hmmm... I am in an office, full of walking hormone factories, commonly known as ladies.
A guy comes in, kind of laid back, kind of cocky, a cool user, usually works in my open space.

He tells something to one of the girls, then I see him running off, and the girl yelling at him...
I just had the time to say "gosh" and to strafe right to avoid the thing that was launched at him,
and about to strike me.

She hit me in the elbow, and the thing exploded on the wall behind me.

~~ Jesus, I think I'll get myself a relaxing job like... secret agent?

Are you ok?

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

I recommend a shock therapy and straight jackets for the next week. If the symptoms persists, unleash the squid of the North wing.

sue the girl for hitting you and she can sue the guy for whatever lude comment he may have made to make her throw the "thing that was launched at him"

Later,

C:\

I am ok. I guess. I have a lifetime of weird days and tales to tell, but today was probably topping them all.
Does anyone know the route to the normal world? I mean. Why the f* am I stuck in Twilight Zone mode?

I mean.
Ok, the mood has got weird since the terrorist blonde attack.

I mean.
Wtf am I doing with an ex at the Asylum, one in class, and one at work?

I mean.
Wtf do things like being the guy who crossed the security line and went in the bomb alert area at 7AM happen to me?
Wtf with blondes throwing things around and almost killing me on a whim?
And, WHY does the above happen at work?

Why the hell do I have to hear and go through stuff that doesn't make sense all day everyday?

Somebody, give me black pills.

Or.

Find that voodoo doll and the guy who's messing up with it.

Trust me... there is no normal in this would....


...Just when you thing you figured everything out... a duck comes out of Nowhere...


..and Don't get me started on the-... ahem....

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Out of Insanity comes brilliance(Or was it the other way around?)

Just be glad you are not on a real battlefield, _Mauro.

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

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CPrompt said:

sue the girl for hitting you and she can sue the guy for whatever lude comment he may have made to make her throw the "thing that was launched at him"Later,C:\

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Nobody's suing anybody! Stop provoking Ini CPrompt!!

Ini, I'm beginning to think you're here for a very important reason, you're here to help everyone else in the asylum realise how sane we are!

Many thanks!

Man, some of the things are probably due to me, myself, and a tendency to look for different thinking
(and find loones), but stuff like this:

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Wtf do things like being the guy who crossed the security line and went in the bomb alert area at 7AM happen to me?

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I am not referring to the terrorist blonde attack here, I am referring to a real bomb alert happening
while I was doing my early shift and controlling conference rooms.. which were located in the "secured" area.

So there is some voodoo involved in the process.

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Blaise said:

Ini, I'm beginning to think you're here for a very important reason, you're here to help everyone else in the asylum realise how sane we are! Many thanks!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

(Forgets to Breath...Forgets to Stop...Forgets To Collapse...Remembers what the Muffin Man once told him ( Me)... Collapses)

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Out of Insanity comes brilliance(Or was it the other way around?)

Blaise, my plain friend, had you lived such a fullfilled life, you would know that blondeheads and oestrogenes are weapons of mass destruction. I am complaining for the fun of it, go ahead, now you, sue me.