-Thou Shalt Not Forward Chain Mails! (the net contains enough noise as it is without you adding to it...)
- Do not click on attachments you're not 100% sure what they
contain.
-Just don't use Outlook Express. Please, it's like the one reason (apart from Outlook, of course) email-worms spread. Get Eudora instead. Free (ad ware),fast, reliable and more powerful than OE. And safer.
-And if your girl leaves you because you failed to foward that email to 15 people within the hour, it was probably not meant to be. Don't send me junk. Or, if I happen to know you & the girl in question, I'll call her and have her take your computer with her! (wait... I'll do that anyway when you send me junk!)
Warning: Serious Insult Ahead
Tyberius Prime: I actually sent this to a friend when he forwarded me a 'Consilado con Brian' (dying Brasilian boy...) chain mail...
"I hope you were very drunk at the time of forwarding this to me, but if not, you should consider suicide as the easiest and least painfull option for both of us. Thank you."
