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Gilbert Nolander Maniac (V) Inmate From: Washington DC Insane since: May 2002	posted 10-09-2003 21:41 Yes, a platter will do. Well, which one is it then?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-09-2003 21:51 Its that one not that one - I'm not a fool you know!! Is that the secret 18th ingredient of haggis? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Morph Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Soft Cell Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 10-09-2003 21:59 its not a secret anymore, haggis version 21.01 is out so the 18th is available on coverdisc (restricted) how many times has that happend to you?
SPyX Bipolar (III) Inmate From: College Station, TX Insane since: Aug 2002	posted 10-09-2003 22:11 Not nearly as many times as this has. What is the essence of asteism?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-10-2003 00:05 Aisle 2, right next to the essence of Christianity. Is it firmly tacked up?
warjournal Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-10-2003 00:12 Yes, but I can't get the blood stains out. How do you get to Sesame Street?
reitsma Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 10-10-2003 00:18 you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque. so, have YOU ever been president for a day? reitsma
Tyberius Prime Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Germany Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 10-10-2003 16:43 Yes, in my head! Or was it in yours?
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-10-2003 16:45 Naah, It's only there in the land where the flowers grow. When will you be back?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-10-2003 16:45 Yes you were El Presidente for a day in my mind until the enrgaed peasants deposed you with the help of your 15 year old daughter and you body was hung from the old well in the town's main square. Is that waht I think it is? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-10-2003 16:47 When you least expect it!! Is that what I think it is? ~shakes fist at mahjqa~ ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-10-2003 18:02 Hey! Just cause I've got leprosy doesn't mean uyou can grab my hand and start shaking it at mahjqa qithout my permission...shake your own damn fist... [edit]ooh...that was an embarrasing spelling mistake.[/edit] [This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-10-2003).]
Petskull Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-10-2003 19:18 um... what's that about grabbing your hard? Maybe ya'll should take this to email instead.... Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com ICQ: 67751342
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-11-2003 14:48 It's not anything. What is the difference between a duck?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-11-2003 17:49 A fish! What's the difference between a Zen statement, meant ot expand the limits of the mind through it's seemingly nonsensical ramblings, and a nonsensical rambling?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-11-2003 18:59 Yes - a Zen Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything." The Zen Buddhist payed with a $20 bill, but received nothing back. He asks the hotdog vendor, "Where is my change?" The hotdog vendor replies, "Change must come from within." ------------ Did you buy that for a bet? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-11-2003 19:24 No, my mother buys all my clothes... Doesn't yours?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-11-2003 20:26 Yes mine bought all my clothes for a bet. Do you not find this pink tutu fetching? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Dufty Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at! Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 10-11-2003 20:37 In answer to RN3's question: One leg is both the same. Emps, your tutu is very fetching. Wouldn't you prefer a bellwether?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-11-2003 21:32 Yes I would - bells are so much more fetching (esp. with my knees). But whether what? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-12-2003 16:07 Whether the sun shines. What's your opinion on gourmet restaurants being operated by genetically engineered hyenas?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-12-2003 16:13 Oh, those places are always a laugh... Do you take the red pill or the blue bill?
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-12-2003 16:25 I dunno, the red pill, I guess. Red's cool, plus I can leave this virtual weirdhole. Do nazis run libraries?
CPrompt Maniac (V) Inmate From: there...no..there..... Insane since: May 2001	posted 10-12-2003 16:35 Nazi's used to run libraries. Now they hav been replaced by washup actors. I hear that Gary Colemann is now the head of the library guild. What is that smell? Later, C:\ ~Binary is best~
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-12-2003 17:18 You don't want to know What is the meaning of liff?
Morph Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Soft Cell Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 10-12-2003 18:20 Love Is Fading Fast do androids dream of electric sheep?
Dufty Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at! Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 10-12-2003 18:36 Only during electric storms. Is there a point to it all?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 18:52 Well there is a point to this pencil. If that is how much it is for 13 then how many in a bag? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: the Psychiatric Ward Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 10-12-2003 19:06 the answer lies in the perfect root of 13 divided by the quality of the ones minus the extraneous twats (and also the extra mountain gees). so has anyone seen Adam as of late?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 19:33 Yes I am him and I started all this to fool you all!! Am I really Adam? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Dufty Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at! Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 10-12-2003 20:15 In order to ascertain whether or not you are Adam, first we must discover... do you actually exist?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 20:25 Yes I exist (although in forms your human mind would have difficulty comprehending). Am I Adam? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: the Psychiatric Ward Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 10-12-2003 20:43 only if i am dick and jane. So how about those flaming hair balls? (great name for a band)
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 20:45 Dick & Jane: Yes they rock!! What do I have to do to get an opium enema around this place? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-12-2003 21:59 nothing, emps....oh just wait emps...yah...yes...stay calm. 0+0=?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-12-2003 23:47 A bad clown emoticon... SO when did Jane first see Dick?
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-13-2003 14:42 When she broke up with Tarzan, who was having an affair with Bubbles the chimp. Is the Kirby Silver Surfer the real Silver Surfer?
maus Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate From: Insane since: Oct 2003	posted 10-14-2003 09:54 I am protected. And I registered just to post that. Geez.
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-14-2003 12:04 Welcome, Maus. Enjoy your stay in the Asylum. To your right, you'll find the cells. A nurse will be coming shortly to provide you with a straight jacket and a little black pill. I'd show you where the FAQ is, but I don't know the proper link. So hello anyways. -Rn3, Raving Psychotic and Author
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-14-2003 12:40 This whole post is not a link to the FAQ. How silly of you to ask. Or isn't it?

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Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted 10-09-2003 21:41

Yes, a platter will do.

Well, which one is it then?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-09-2003 21:51

Its that one not that one - I'm not a fool you know!!

Is that the secret 18th ingredient of haggis?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 10-09-2003 21:59

its not a secret anymore, haggis version 21.01 is out so the 18th is available on coverdisc (restricted)

how many times has that happend to you?

SPyX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: College Station, TX
Insane since: Aug 2002

posted 10-09-2003 22:11

Not nearly as many times as this has.

What is the essence of asteism?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-10-2003 00:05

Aisle 2, right next to the essence of Christianity.

Is it firmly tacked up?

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-10-2003 00:12

Yes, but I can't get the blood stains out.

How do you get to Sesame Street?

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 10-10-2003 00:18

you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

so, have YOU ever been president for a day?

reitsma

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted 10-10-2003 16:43

Yes, in my head!

Or was it in yours?

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-10-2003 16:45

Naah, It's only there in the land where the flowers grow.

When will you be back?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-10-2003 16:45

Yes you were El Presidente for a day in my mind until the enrgaed peasants deposed you with the help of your 15 year old daughter and you body was hung from the old well in the town's main square.

Is that waht I think it is?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-10-2003 16:47

When you least expect it!!

Is that what I think it is?

~shakes fist at mahjqa~

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-10-2003 18:02

Hey! Just cause I've got leprosy doesn't mean uyou can grab my hand and start shaking it at mahjqa qithout my permission...shake your own damn fist...

[edit]ooh...that was an embarrasing spelling mistake.[/edit]

[This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-10-2003).]

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-10-2003 19:18

um... what's that about grabbing your hard? Maybe ya'll should take this to email instead....

Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-11-2003 14:48

It's not anything.

What is the difference between a duck?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-11-2003 17:49

A fish!

What's the difference between a Zen statement, meant ot expand the limits of the mind through it's seemingly nonsensical ramblings, and a nonsensical rambling?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-11-2003 18:59

Yes - a Zen Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."

The Zen Buddhist payed with a $20 bill, but received nothing back. He asks the hotdog vendor, "Where is my change?" The hotdog vendor replies, "Change must come from within."

------------
Did you buy that for a bet?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-11-2003 19:24

No, my mother buys all my clothes...

Doesn't yours?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-11-2003 20:26

Yes mine bought all my clothes for a bet.

Do you not find this pink tutu fetching?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 10-11-2003 20:37

In answer to RN3's question: One leg is both the same.

Emps, your tutu is very fetching.
Wouldn't you prefer a bellwether?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-11-2003 21:32

Yes I would - bells are so much more fetching (esp. with my knees).

But whether what?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-12-2003 16:07

Whether the sun shines.

What's your opinion on gourmet restaurants being operated by genetically engineered hyenas?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-12-2003 16:13

Oh, those places are always a laugh...

Do you take the red pill or the blue bill?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-12-2003 16:25

I dunno, the red pill, I guess. Red's cool, plus I can leave this virtual weirdhole.

Do nazis run libraries?

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted 10-12-2003 16:35

Nazi's used to run libraries. Now they hav been replaced by washup actors. I hear that Gary Colemann is now
the head of the library guild.

What is that smell?

Later,

C:\

~Binary is best~

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-12-2003 17:18

You don't want to know

What is the meaning of liff?

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 10-12-2003 18:20

Love Is Fading Fast

do androids dream of electric sheep?

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 10-12-2003 18:36

Only during electric storms.

Is there a point to it all?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 18:52

Well there is a point to this pencil.

If that is how much it is for 13 then how many in a bag?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 10-12-2003 19:06

the answer lies in the perfect root of 13 divided by the quality of the ones minus the extraneous twats (and also the extra mountain gees).

so has anyone seen Adam as of late?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 19:33

Yes I am him and I started all this to fool you all!!

Am I really Adam?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 10-12-2003 20:15

In order to ascertain whether or not you are Adam, first we must discover... do you actually exist?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 20:25

Yes I exist (although in forms your human mind would have difficulty comprehending).

Am I Adam?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 10-12-2003 20:43

only if i am dick and jane.

So how about those flaming hair balls? (great name for a band)

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 20:45

Dick & Jane: Yes they rock!!

What do I have to do to get an opium enema around this place?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-12-2003 21:59

nothing, emps....oh just wait emps...yah...yes...stay calm.

0+0=?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-12-2003 23:47

A bad clown emoticon...

SO when did Jane first see Dick?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-13-2003 14:42

When she broke up with Tarzan, who was having an affair with Bubbles the chimp.

Is the Kirby Silver Surfer the real Silver Surfer?

maus
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2003

posted 10-14-2003 09:54

I am protected.

And I registered just to post that. Geez.

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-14-2003 12:04

Welcome, Maus. Enjoy your stay in the Asylum. To your right, you'll find the cells. A nurse will be coming shortly to provide you with a straight jacket and a little black pill.

I'd show you where the FAQ is, but I don't know the proper link. So hello anyways.

-Rn3, Raving Psychotic and Author

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-14-2003 12:40

This whole post is not a link to the FAQ. How silly of you to ask. Or isn't it?