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Adam Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-07-2003 03:43 Do you have stairs in your house? -Adam Before a scientist goes mad, there's probably a time when he's only partially mad. And this is the time when he's going to throw his best parties.
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 03:54 Adam: urmmmmmmmmmmmm? ~finger hovers over the close button but a, potentially misguided, desire to see if there is anything that might be refered to a point stays my hand~ ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: the Psychiatric Ward Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 10-07-2003 04:20 I think its one of those game things. See... If you have the thing in question you answer with a Yes or a No, if YES is your answer then you get to post a new question. Yes I don't. Do you have a hammock?
Michael Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: *land Insane since: Nov 2000	posted 10-07-2003 04:30 No... but..... ...erm.... I had ham and cheese sammiches for dinner! Do you have a pet donkey?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 04:46 eyezaer: Ahhhhhhhhhh right gotcha. Micahel: No but I have a house key (and a car key). Does anyone have a smoking jacket? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
viol Maniac (V) Inmate From: Charles River Insane since: May 2002	posted 10-07-2003 05:00 What the heck is a smoking jacket? Something that you wear just for the sake of smoking? Do you have an English Dictionary?
Jestah Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Long Island, NY Insane since: Jun 2000	posted 10-07-2003 05:15 Why would I have an English Dictonary? Are you going to eat that? Jestah
ozphactor Maniac (V) Inmate From: California Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-07-2003 06:21 No, I don't, but I do have stairs in my house. As a matter of fact, I do, I have a car. Well, not really. I have no car, but I have stairs. No, just kididng, I don't... Now, who has my pants?
josh Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-07-2003 06:54 does anyone here have underpants? i do. i think.
Blaise Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: Insane since: Jun 2003	posted 10-07-2003 07:47 Yes I do have underpants but I often go commando Speaking of Commando has anyone here played Green Berret? :?
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 10-07-2003 08:12 No, I do... sometimes.
binary Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Under the Bridge Insane since: Nov 2002	posted 10-07-2003 11:01 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH ~Sig coming soon~ [Emp edit: killing the HSBoD] [This message has been edited by Emperor (edited 10-10-2003).]
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-07-2003 11:02 ... choo!
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-07-2003 12:31 Gesundheit. Feeling healthy at the moment?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 15:26 No but I sometimes feel elfy and wander around the woods in green tights with little pointy boots. Has it always looked like that? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
JKMabry Maniac (V) Inmate From: out of a sleepy funk Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-07-2003 15:30 no, I pinched it in a pizza box disposal accident, the swelling should go down soon I hope. made spam salad? Jason
jive Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Greenville, SC, USA Insane since: Jan 2002	posted 10-07-2003 16:17 wes, binary : bless you! as for stairs in my house, what do you take me for? some kind o peeping tom?! The only person I stairs at is myself . :P
Morph Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Soft Cell Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 10-07-2003 20:03 made a spam salad once - some penis enlarger, free holidays, get rich quick and lettuce did you ever try that on the rocks? ~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~
synax Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 666 Insane since: Mar 2002	posted 10-07-2003 20:07 Yes, but she and I were pretty sore afterwards. What's the square root of that?
ozphactor Maniac (V) Inmate From: California Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-07-2003 21:21 The square root of "that" is 47.25. I feel healthy. I feel filthy. I don't sneeze. So who's happy?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-07-2003 21:32 Yes indeed - I believe he is one of the seven dwarves. Are you? Really? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-07-2003 22:45 No I'm not really, but I sometimes have been accused of being actually. Physically and ethically are my brothers and metaphorically is my sister. Vhat is all zis Zen? [This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-07-2003).]
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-08-2003 00:50 Ja it is all zis und a bag of chipz. Have you ever seen one of these quite so pointy? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
SPyX Bipolar (III) Inmate From: College Station, TX Insane since: Aug 2002	posted 10-08-2003 00:58 Often, in Hollywood. Is that what I think it is?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-08-2003 01:08 Well...that's always the question...is that what I think it is or am I what it thinks it is? For it is said that to study a thing, a person must become that thing, so which is heavier a ton of bricks or badly-made rock cakes? [This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-08-2003).]
josh Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 10-08-2003 06:10 a sack of bricks, but rock cakes on wednesdays, usually. can i have fries with that?
trib Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Den Haag, Netherlands Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-08-2003 09:02 Why settle for fry's when you could have a whole Dell for a few cents more? (! wonder what Yannah will make of this thread) does your cat yowl at the cookoo clock? Bug-free software only exisits in two places A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-08-2003 13:40 It did, but we got rid of the clock, and we shot the cat because it went feral. Do you like Godzilla movies?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-08-2003 16:06 I never really thought that a 100 meter tall lizard made the best director. I'm much more partial to Quentin Tarantino. So is it? or Not?
Gilbert Nolander Maniac (V) Inmate From: Washington DC Insane since: May 2002	posted 10-08-2003 16:18 No, it is not the answer, sorry...please call again and perhaps you will be eligble to win a million dollars. If all the presidents on a million one dollar bills farted at the same time, would it stink? .quotes.
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-08-2003 16:58 The whole thing already stinks. Did I just do that? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-08-2003 18:10 You evil man! Did you ask poor that if it wanted to take part in the proceedings? So did you choose which, and which did you choose?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-08-2003 22:09 I chose the cheese sandwich Is that mine? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-09-2003 00:22 No, it's mine, get your filthy hands off it! Given that God is infinite (I know this is not an agreed upon point here, I'm quoting from Red Dwarf for this one), and the Universe is also infinite, would oyu like a toasted teacake?
butcher Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: New Jersey, USA Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 10-09-2003 03:01 No thanks... But I'd love a roasted Twinkie. What, here in front of everyone? -Butcher-
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-09-2003 03:17 No, there behind no one... Do you have house inside your stairs?
Yannah Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: In your Hard Drive; C: Insane since: Dec 2002	posted 10-09-2003 10:35 No! What server have you got? My Detention Room
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-09-2003 10:37 a dh server, probably.... is there a dog?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-09-2003 13:58 Hold on I'll ask him - he says yes. Do you have anything larger? Possibly in pink? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-09-2003 14:14 Yes sir! One pink african elephant coming right up. Serve it on a silver platter or on a gorilla platter?
Gilbert Nolander Maniac (V) Inmate From: Washington DC Insane since: May 2002	posted 10-09-2003 21:41 Yes, a platter will do. Well, which one is it then?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-09-2003 21:51 Its that one not that one - I'm not a fool you know!! Is that the secret 18th ingredient of haggis? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Morph Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Soft Cell Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 10-09-2003 21:59 its not a secret anymore, haggis version 21.01 is out so the 18th is available on coverdisc (restricted) how many times has that happend to you?
SPyX Bipolar (III) Inmate From: College Station, TX Insane since: Aug 2002	posted 10-09-2003 22:11 Not nearly as many times as this has. What is the essence of asteism?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-10-2003 00:05 Aisle 2, right next to the essence of Christianity. Is it firmly tacked up?
warjournal Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-10-2003 00:12 Yes, but I can't get the blood stains out. How do you get to Sesame Street?
reitsma Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 10-10-2003 00:18 you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque. so, have YOU ever been president for a day? reitsma
Tyberius Prime Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Germany Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 10-10-2003 16:43 Yes, in my head! Or was it in yours?
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-10-2003 16:45 Naah, It's only there in the land where the flowers grow. When will you be back?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-10-2003 16:45 Yes you were El Presidente for a day in my mind until the enrgaed peasants deposed you with the help of your 15 year old daughter and you body was hung from the old well in the town's main square. Is that waht I think it is? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-10-2003 16:47 When you least expect it!! Is that what I think it is? ~shakes fist at mahjqa~ ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-10-2003 18:02 Hey! Just cause I've got leprosy doesn't mean uyou can grab my hand and start shaking it at mahjqa qithout my permission...shake your own damn fist... [edit]ooh...that was an embarrasing spelling mistake.[/edit] [This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-10-2003).]
Petskull Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-10-2003 19:18 um... what's that about grabbing your hard? Maybe ya'll should take this to email instead.... Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com ICQ: 67751342
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-11-2003 14:48 It's not anything. What is the difference between a duck?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-11-2003 17:49 A fish! What's the difference between a Zen statement, meant ot expand the limits of the mind through it's seemingly nonsensical ramblings, and a nonsensical rambling?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-11-2003 18:59 Yes - a Zen Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything." The Zen Buddhist payed with a $20 bill, but received nothing back. He asks the hotdog vendor, "Where is my change?" The hotdog vendor replies, "Change must come from within." ------------ Did you buy that for a bet? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-11-2003 19:24 No, my mother buys all my clothes... Doesn't yours?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-11-2003 20:26 Yes mine bought all my clothes for a bet. Do you not find this pink tutu fetching? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Dufty Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at! Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 10-11-2003 20:37 In answer to RN3's question: One leg is both the same. Emps, your tutu is very fetching. Wouldn't you prefer a bellwether?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-11-2003 21:32 Yes I would - bells are so much more fetching (esp. with my knees). But whether what? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-12-2003 16:07 Whether the sun shines. What's your opinion on gourmet restaurants being operated by genetically engineered hyenas?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-12-2003 16:13 Oh, those places are always a laugh... Do you take the red pill or the blue bill?
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-12-2003 16:25 I dunno, the red pill, I guess. Red's cool, plus I can leave this virtual weirdhole. Do nazis run libraries?
CPrompt Maniac (V) Inmate From: there...no..there..... Insane since: May 2001	posted 10-12-2003 16:35 Nazi's used to run libraries. Now they hav been replaced by washup actors. I hear that Gary Colemann is now the head of the library guild. What is that smell? Later, C:\ ~Binary is best~
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-12-2003 17:18 You don't want to know What is the meaning of liff?
Morph Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Soft Cell Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 10-12-2003 18:20 Love Is Fading Fast do androids dream of electric sheep?
Dufty Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at! Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 10-12-2003 18:36 Only during electric storms. Is there a point to it all?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 18:52 Well there is a point to this pencil. If that is how much it is for 13 then how many in a bag? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: the Psychiatric Ward Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 10-12-2003 19:06 the answer lies in the perfect root of 13 divided by the quality of the ones minus the extraneous twats (and also the extra mountain gees). so has anyone seen Adam as of late?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 19:33 Yes I am him and I started all this to fool you all!! Am I really Adam? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Dufty Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at! Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 10-12-2003 20:15 In order to ascertain whether or not you are Adam, first we must discover... do you actually exist?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 20:25 Yes I exist (although in forms your human mind would have difficulty comprehending). Am I Adam? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: the Psychiatric Ward Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 10-12-2003 20:43 only if i am dick and jane. So how about those flaming hair balls? (great name for a band)
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-12-2003 20:45 Dick & Jane: Yes they rock!! What do I have to do to get an opium enema around this place? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-12-2003 21:59 nothing, emps....oh just wait emps...yah...yes...stay calm. 0+0=?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-12-2003 23:47 A bad clown emoticon... SO when did Jane first see Dick?
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-13-2003 14:42 When she broke up with Tarzan, who was having an affair with Bubbles the chimp. Is the Kirby Silver Surfer the real Silver Surfer?
maus Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate From: Insane since: Oct 2003	posted 10-14-2003 09:54 I am protected. And I registered just to post that. Geez.
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-14-2003 12:04 Welcome, Maus. Enjoy your stay in the Asylum. To your right, you'll find the cells. A nurse will be coming shortly to provide you with a straight jacket and a little black pill. I'd show you where the FAQ is, but I don't know the proper link. So hello anyways. -Rn3, Raving Psychotic and Author
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 10-14-2003 12:40 This whole post is not a link to the FAQ. How silly of you to ask. Or isn't it?
OlssonE Maniac (V) Inmate From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 10-14-2003 14:40 ahhh... all is clear now!
velvetrose Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: overlooking the bay Insane since: Apr 2001	posted 10-15-2003 02:54 worked for me! now, should i bookmark that?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-15-2003 03:05 Yes everyone should. Do you want a Flake with that, love? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-15-2003 03:20 MMmmm...flake and love...a dream combination... Should I or should I?
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-15-2003 14:58 don't!!! can ants ride motorbikes?
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-15-2003 15:03 Yes, but they need to be 18 or over (and since the average lifespan of an ant is one week, well, you know.) Light meat or dark meat?
platyjim Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Fromsville Insane since: Feb 2003	posted 10-15-2003 21:04 I am protected ------------------------------------ Now Officially Superior!
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 10-15-2003 21:32 so why didn't he ask a question, the question is?
Ruski Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jul 2002	posted 10-15-2003 21:58 Are you castrated?
Nemesis Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: Uranus Insane since: Aug 2003	posted 10-15-2003 22:14 Not yet. Why did I read this thread? Jason
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-15-2003 22:15 <time_out>Righto it appears that some people have missed the rules of the game or are making them up as they go along (God forbid ) so here they are again: quote: I think its one of those game things. See... If you have the thing in question you answer with a Yes or a No, if YES is your answer then you get to post a new question. So its fairly easy to follow so lets try to stick them </time_out>
Nemesis Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: Uranus Insane since: Aug 2003	posted 10-15-2003 22:18 Yes I forgot the rules by the time I read the entire thread..... Does anyone care? Jason
reitsma Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 10-16-2003 00:40 YES. well, i don't care, but i'm sure someone does.... have you ever put your head in a fishbowl, just to pretend you were a scuba diver? reitsma
Yannah Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: In your Hard Drive; C: Insane since: Dec 2002	posted 10-16-2003 00:47 No! But I did use the tub. How was the army Reitsma? My Detention Room
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-17-2003 01:38 Not bad, although the navy and air force Reitsmas are of a better quality. Is time travel possible without mind-expanding drugs?
Herb I. S. Verde Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate From: Insane since: Oct 2003	posted 10-20-2003 15:28 Yes, and it carries the advantage of allowing you to fit more things in your suitcase. Does the postman always ring twice or does he sometimes just walk right in?
GEEKTHING Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: USA Insane since: Oct 2003	posted 10-20-2003 19:59 Sometimes. What if red were really blue?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-20-2003 20:28 Then we would 'sing the Reds' and be 'beaten black and red' - the latter sounding much more painful. Does anyone know where I left it? ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Herb I. S. Verde Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate From: Insane since: Oct 2003	posted 10-20-2003 20:37 And Alice Walker's book would have been entitled "The Color El Prup". You left it right here, yes?
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-20-2003 23:32 Damn Gremlins again... Post to rebuild
Rauthrin Bipolar (III) Inmate From: 2 Miles Below Insane Insane since: Apr 2003	posted 10-20-2003 23:38 Yes. Is it safe? (I got the 100th post! Yay!) [This message has been edited by Rauthrin (edited 10-20-2003).]
Rameses Niblik the Third Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: Insane since: Aug 2001	posted 10-21-2003 00:50 No, it's in terrible danger. Is it safe? (Dustin Hoffman reference )
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 10-21-2003 01:13 Yes it is now I've eaten it. New thread?
Yannah Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: In your Hard Drive; C: Insane since: Dec 2002	posted 10-21-2003 04:01 quote: Not bad, although the navy and air force Reitsmas are of a better quality. Yes, I know. I love the air force, but am not allowed to join yet. About this again? No! When do you think Suho's coming back? My Detention Room
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 10-21-2003 05:52 Flatly ignores the above post New thread? yes. new thread, old style weave though... continued here: http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/008204.html

Topic awaiting preservation: Do you have stairs in your house?\$

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Adam
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-07-2003 03:43

Do you have stairs in your house?

-Adam

Before a scientist goes mad, there's probably a time when he's only partially mad. And this is the time when he's going to throw his best parties.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 03:54

Adam: urmmmmmmmmmmmm?

~finger hovers over the close button but a, potentially misguided, desire to see if there is anything that might be refered to a point stays my hand~

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 10-07-2003 04:20

I think its one of those game things.

See... If you have the thing in question you answer with a Yes or a No, if YES is your answer then you get to post a new question.

Yes I don't.

Do you have a hammock?

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted 10-07-2003 04:30

No... but..... ...erm.... I had ham and cheese sammiches for dinner!

Do you have a pet donkey?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 04:46

eyezaer: Ahhhhhhhhhh right gotcha.

Micahel: No but I have a house key (and a car key).

Does anyone have a smoking jacket?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted 10-07-2003 05:00

What the heck is a smoking jacket? Something that you wear just for the sake of smoking?

Do you have an English Dictionary?

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted 10-07-2003 05:15

Why would I have an English Dictonary?

Are you going to eat that?

Jestah

ozphactor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: California
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-07-2003 06:21

No, I don't, but I do have stairs in my house. As a matter of fact, I do, I have a car. Well, not really. I have no car, but I have stairs. No, just kididng, I don't...

Now, who has my pants?

josh
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-07-2003 06:54

does anyone here have underpants?

i do.

i think.

Blaise
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted 10-07-2003 07:47

Yes I do have underpants but I often go commando

Speaking of Commando has anyone here played Green Berret?

:?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 10-07-2003 08:12

No, I do... sometimes.

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted 10-07-2003 11:01

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH

~Sig coming soon~

[Emp edit: killing the HSBoD]

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Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-07-2003 11:02

... choo!

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-07-2003 12:31

Gesundheit.

Feeling healthy at the moment?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 15:26

No but I sometimes feel elfy and wander around the woods in green tights with little pointy boots.

Has it always looked like that?

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JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-07-2003 15:30

no, I pinched it in a pizza box disposal accident, the swelling should go down soon I hope.

made spam salad?

Jason

jive
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greenville, SC, USA
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted 10-07-2003 16:17

wes, binary : bless you!

as for stairs in my house, what do you take me for? some kind o peeping tom?! The only person I stairs at is myself . :P

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 10-07-2003 20:03

made a spam salad once - some penis enlarger, free holidays, get rich quick and lettuce

did you ever try that on the rocks?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted 10-07-2003 20:07

Yes, but she and I were pretty sore afterwards.

What's the square root of that?

ozphactor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: California
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-07-2003 21:21

The square root of "that" is 47.25.

I feel healthy. I feel filthy. I don't sneeze. So who's happy?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-07-2003 21:32

Yes indeed - I believe he is one of the seven dwarves.

Are you? Really?

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-07-2003 22:45

No I'm not really, but I sometimes have been accused of being actually. Physically and ethically are my brothers and metaphorically is my sister.

Vhat is all zis Zen?

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-08-2003 00:50

Ja it is all zis und a bag of chipz.

Have you ever seen one of these quite so pointy?

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SPyX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: College Station, TX
Insane since: Aug 2002

posted 10-08-2003 00:58

Often, in Hollywood.

Is that what I think it is?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-08-2003 01:08

Well...that's always the question...is that what I think it is or am I what it thinks it is?

For it is said that to study a thing, a person must become that thing, so which is heavier a ton of bricks or badly-made rock cakes?

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josh
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 10-08-2003 06:10

a sack of bricks, but rock cakes on wednesdays, usually.

can i have fries with that?

trib
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Den Haag, Netherlands
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-08-2003 09:02

Why settle for fry's when you could have a whole Dell for a few cents more?
(! wonder what Yannah will make of this thread)

does your cat yowl at the cookoo clock?

Bug-free software only exisits in two places
A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-08-2003 13:40

It did, but we got rid of the clock, and we shot the cat because it went feral.

Do you like Godzilla movies?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-08-2003 16:06

I never really thought that a 100 meter tall lizard made the best director. I'm much more partial to Quentin Tarantino.

So is it? or Not?

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted 10-08-2003 16:18

No, it is not the answer, sorry...please call again and perhaps you will be eligble to win a million dollars.

If all the presidents on a million one dollar bills farted at the same time, would it stink?

.quotes.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-08-2003 16:58

The whole thing already stinks.

Did I just do that?

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-08-2003 18:10

You evil man! Did you ask poor that if it wanted to take part in the proceedings?

So did you choose which, and which did you choose?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-08-2003 22:09

I chose the cheese sandwich

Is that mine?

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-09-2003 00:22

No, it's mine, get your filthy hands off it!

Given that God is infinite (I know this is not an agreed upon point here, I'm quoting from Red Dwarf for this one), and the Universe is also infinite, would oyu like a toasted teacake?

butcher
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: New Jersey, USA
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 10-09-2003 03:01

No thanks... But I'd love a roasted Twinkie.

What, here in front of everyone?

-Butcher-

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-09-2003 03:17

No, there behind no one...

Do you have house inside your stairs?

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted 10-09-2003 10:35

No!

What server have you got?

My Detention Room

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-09-2003 10:37

a dh server, probably....
is there a dog?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-09-2003 13:58

Hold on I'll ask him - he says yes.

Do you have anything larger? Possibly in pink?

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-09-2003 14:14

Yes sir! One pink african elephant coming right up.

Serve it on a silver platter or on a gorilla platter?

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted 10-09-2003 21:41

Yes, a platter will do.

Well, which one is it then?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-09-2003 21:51

Its that one not that one - I'm not a fool you know!!

Is that the secret 18th ingredient of haggis?

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Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 10-09-2003 21:59

its not a secret anymore, haggis version 21.01 is out so the 18th is available on coverdisc (restricted)

how many times has that happend to you?

SPyX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: College Station, TX
Insane since: Aug 2002

posted 10-09-2003 22:11

Not nearly as many times as this has.

What is the essence of asteism?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-10-2003 00:05

Aisle 2, right next to the essence of Christianity.

Is it firmly tacked up?

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-10-2003 00:12

Yes, but I can't get the blood stains out.

How do you get to Sesame Street?

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 10-10-2003 00:18

you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

so, have YOU ever been president for a day?

reitsma

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted 10-10-2003 16:43

Yes, in my head!

Or was it in yours?

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-10-2003 16:45

Naah, It's only there in the land where the flowers grow.

When will you be back?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-10-2003 16:45

Yes you were El Presidente for a day in my mind until the enrgaed peasants deposed you with the help of your 15 year old daughter and you body was hung from the old well in the town's main square.

Is that waht I think it is?

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-10-2003 16:47

When you least expect it!!

Is that what I think it is?

~shakes fist at mahjqa~

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-10-2003 18:02

Hey! Just cause I've got leprosy doesn't mean uyou can grab my hand and start shaking it at mahjqa qithout my permission...shake your own damn fist...

[edit]ooh...that was an embarrasing spelling mistake.[/edit]

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Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-10-2003 19:18

um... what's that about grabbing your hard? Maybe ya'll should take this to email instead....

Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-11-2003 14:48

It's not anything.

What is the difference between a duck?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-11-2003 17:49

A fish!

What's the difference between a Zen statement, meant ot expand the limits of the mind through it's seemingly nonsensical ramblings, and a nonsensical rambling?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-11-2003 18:59

Yes - a Zen Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."

The Zen Buddhist payed with a $20 bill, but received nothing back. He asks the hotdog vendor, "Where is my change?" The hotdog vendor replies, "Change must come from within."

------------
Did you buy that for a bet?

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-11-2003 19:24

No, my mother buys all my clothes...

Doesn't yours?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-11-2003 20:26

Yes mine bought all my clothes for a bet.

Do you not find this pink tutu fetching?

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Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 10-11-2003 20:37

In answer to RN3's question: One leg is both the same.

Emps, your tutu is very fetching.
Wouldn't you prefer a bellwether?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-11-2003 21:32

Yes I would - bells are so much more fetching (esp. with my knees).

But whether what?

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Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-12-2003 16:07

Whether the sun shines.

What's your opinion on gourmet restaurants being operated by genetically engineered hyenas?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-12-2003 16:13

Oh, those places are always a laugh...

Do you take the red pill or the blue bill?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-12-2003 16:25

I dunno, the red pill, I guess. Red's cool, plus I can leave this virtual weirdhole.

Do nazis run libraries?

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted 10-12-2003 16:35

Nazi's used to run libraries. Now they hav been replaced by washup actors. I hear that Gary Colemann is now
the head of the library guild.

What is that smell?

Later,

C:\

~Binary is best~

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-12-2003 17:18

You don't want to know

What is the meaning of liff?

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 10-12-2003 18:20

Love Is Fading Fast

do androids dream of electric sheep?

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 10-12-2003 18:36

Only during electric storms.

Is there a point to it all?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 18:52

Well there is a point to this pencil.

If that is how much it is for 13 then how many in a bag?

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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 10-12-2003 19:06

the answer lies in the perfect root of 13 divided by the quality of the ones minus the extraneous twats (and also the extra mountain gees).

so has anyone seen Adam as of late?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 19:33

Yes I am him and I started all this to fool you all!!

Am I really Adam?

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Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 10-12-2003 20:15

In order to ascertain whether or not you are Adam, first we must discover... do you actually exist?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 20:25

Yes I exist (although in forms your human mind would have difficulty comprehending).

Am I Adam?

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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 10-12-2003 20:43

only if i am dick and jane.

So how about those flaming hair balls? (great name for a band)

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-12-2003 20:45

Dick & Jane: Yes they rock!!

What do I have to do to get an opium enema around this place?

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mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-12-2003 21:59

nothing, emps....oh just wait emps...yah...yes...stay calm.

0+0=?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-12-2003 23:47

A bad clown emoticon...

SO when did Jane first see Dick?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-13-2003 14:42

When she broke up with Tarzan, who was having an affair with Bubbles the chimp.

Is the Kirby Silver Surfer the real Silver Surfer?

maus
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2003

posted 10-14-2003 09:54

I am protected.

And I registered just to post that. Geez.

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-14-2003 12:04

Welcome, Maus. Enjoy your stay in the Asylum. To your right, you'll find the cells. A nurse will be coming shortly to provide you with a straight jacket and a little black pill.

I'd show you where the FAQ is, but I don't know the proper link. So hello anyways.

-Rn3, Raving Psychotic and Author

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 10-14-2003 12:40

This whole post is not a link to the FAQ. How silly of you to ask. Or isn't it?

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 10-14-2003 14:40

ahhh... all is clear now!

 

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted 10-15-2003 02:54

worked for me! now, should i bookmark that?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-15-2003 03:05

Yes everyone should.

Do you want a Flake with that, love?

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-15-2003 03:20

MMmmm...flake and love...a dream combination...

Should I or should I?

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-15-2003 14:58

don't!!!

can ants ride motorbikes?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-15-2003 15:03

Yes, but they need to be 18 or over (and since the average lifespan of an ant is one week, well, you know.)

Light meat or dark meat?

platyjim
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Fromsville
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted 10-15-2003 21:04

I am protected

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Now Officially Superior!

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 10-15-2003 21:32

so why didn't he ask a question, the question is?

Ruski
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted 10-15-2003 21:58

Are you castrated?

Nemesis
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Uranus
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted 10-15-2003 22:14

Not yet.

Why did I read this thread?

Jason

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-15-2003 22:15

<time_out>Righto it appears that some people have missed the rules of the game or are making them up as they go along (God forbid ) so here they are again:

quote:
I think its one of those game things.

See... If you have the thing in question you answer with a Yes or a No, if YES is your answer then you get to post a new question.

So its fairly easy to follow so lets try to stick them </time_out>

Nemesis
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Uranus
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted 10-15-2003 22:18

Yes I forgot the rules by the time I read the entire thread.....

Does anyone care?

Jason

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 10-16-2003 00:40

YES.
well, i don't care, but i'm sure someone does....

have you ever put your head in a fishbowl, just to pretend you were a scuba diver?

reitsma

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted 10-16-2003 00:47

No!
But I did use the tub.

How was the army Reitsma?

My Detention Room

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-17-2003 01:38

Not bad, although the navy and air force Reitsmas are of a better quality.

Is time travel possible without mind-expanding drugs?

Herb I. S. Verde
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2003

posted 10-20-2003 15:28

Yes, and it carries the advantage of allowing you to fit more things in your suitcase.

Does the postman always ring twice or does he sometimes just walk right in?

GEEKTHING
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: Oct 2003

posted 10-20-2003 19:59

Sometimes.

What if red were really blue?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-20-2003 20:28

Then we would 'sing the Reds' and be 'beaten black and red' - the latter sounding much more painful.

Does anyone know where I left it?

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Herb I. S. Verde
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2003

posted 10-20-2003 20:37

And Alice Walker's book would have been entitled "The Color El Prup".

You left it right here, yes?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-20-2003 23:32

Damn Gremlins again...

Post to rebuild

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted 10-20-2003 23:38

Yes.

Is it safe?

(I got the 100th post! Yay!)

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Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted 10-21-2003 00:50

No, it's in terrible danger.

Is it safe? (Dustin Hoffman reference )

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 10-21-2003 01:13

Yes it is now I've eaten it.

New thread?

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted 10-21-2003 04:01

quote:
Not bad, although the navy and air force Reitsmas are of a better quality.

Yes, I know. I love the air force, but am not allowed to join yet.

About this again? No!

When do you think Suho's coming back?

My Detention Room

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 10-21-2003 05:52

*Flatly ignores the above post*

New thread? yes.

new thread, old style weave though...

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