Topic awaiting preservation: Why did that pesky Chicken cross the road?

what do you think?

depends on who you ask...



[This message has been edited by reitsma (edited 12-20-2002).]

I was actually asking you... who ever you are...

but this chicken just could not see... http://www.flickit.com/mike.html

                                     

me? well, i never understand the thought process behind any chick's actions.

i've learnt simply to avoid asking questions.

this article, the headless chicken....

it's got me thinking

this rarely happens, mark it.


Jason

Because he was brainless...hehe...

To get on its bad side. Get it... cross the road?

*ba da bum*
i think i'll leave the drum here as i think it will be needed again!

because it saw the hedge hog cross the road.....and why did the hedge hog cross the road...to see his flat mate...

hits drum....leaves drum on floor and runs for cover

www.miketheheadlesschicken.org

Seeing as how the chicken went back into the chicken cage and was trying to eat and acting like normal, that could have something to do with memory and where it is really stored. I remember hearing something about this experiment done where they removed different sections of rats brains and made them run through this maze, and no matter which section was removed, the rat always found the food. The scientist said they could not locate where exactly memory was stored.

This could be tied in somehow with how memory is not stored in the brain,
but is stored in the energy that surrounds us, or our souls. Which would prove we had souls that remember being alive after we are dead, because energy does not die, it is only transfered.

Anyway, I have to go home.

The chicken is only a figment of your imagination. There is no chicken. And there is no road.

However, hypothetically speaking, we assume the chicken does exist...
Its memory isn't stored in the head. The head reads the data which is stored on disks, which everyone knows are part of your back. But without a head, it couldn't use that memory. So you're left with the chickens main memory, which is in the Ram, and Rams live in the mountains.

doesn't even bother with the drum, and just goes to hide behind tom


-- Unoriginal Cell 693 --

so hte chicken crossed hte road in order to get ot the mountain where it's RAM is soit could be an intelligent cybernetic lifeform?

Actually, its brain stem was still more-or-less intact. This could possibly explain where instinctive behaviour originates.

wow... i totally forgot about this thread... hehehe.

I think brain stem research should be done on chickens.

                                     

This is all Colonel Sanders' fault.

Merry Christmas all...

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