Topic awaiting preservation: Worst Ways to Die! (Page 1 of 2) |
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Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-18-2003 22:53
Ok, in this thread, the purpose is for you to be as gruesome, vile, gory, disgusting, painful, morbid, as humanly possible. Expand your imagination, any possible scenario. |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Washington DC |
posted 03-18-2003 23:08
The worst way to die would be if you were in the middle of nowhere and some hunter, not knowing you are there, shoots at a deer, misses, and the bullet pierces your stomach and comes out the other side, then when you are falling to the ground, your throat lands on a rock, which smashes your vocal box so you can not yell out. No one sees you or knows you are here, and you slowly die over several hours as the blood seeps from your stomach. |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom |
posted 03-18-2003 23:20
alone. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: everywhere |
posted 03-18-2003 23:22 |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee |
posted 03-19-2003 00:26
Being eaten alive by your most beloved family member. |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-19-2003 00:33
Imagine someone making a large incision near your stomache, you're bleeding quite a lot, they poor salt and gasoline in that incision and then light you up. But before you die of that, they throw your body on a frying pan with broken glass shards sticking out everywhere, and they poor boiling hot grease in your eyes........ |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom |
posted 03-19-2003 00:35
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Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-19-2003 01:02
Creatively insane you mean! Up my meds bitch! |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Vancouver, WA |
posted 03-19-2003 01:05
Hmm...The worst way to die? |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-19-2003 01:53
First you're put in a prison.You don't know where the hell you are, which is pretty much a box not much bigger than your body. There is absolutly no light in the box. You aren't fed any food but you are given a small amount of water. You're forced to sit in you're own piss and shit this whole time. Finnally when you're let out of the box you're expossed to massive amounts of light and fed a tiny amount of food to keep you somewhat alive. Then you're chained up and raped by 55 year old politicians while your friends, PARANTS, and GRANDPARENTS (it doesn't matter if they're dead) are forced to watch you. After that you're covered in animal fat and cooked over open flames for hours. This method was used in midevil torture it's as painful as a normal burn but preserves the skin for a much longer burning. You're hooked up to oxygen so you can't die yet! Then you're put back in your tiny box for a day to scab and puss up. The next day you're taken out and they skin you. You EVENTUALLY bleed to death. Now that has got to suck. |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Land of one Headlight on. |
posted 03-19-2003 02:17
^ No. "cuz with no audience...there just aint' no show." ~The Collectors~ |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: under the bed |
posted 03-19-2003 03:45
You start reading a thread at a discussion board... |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-19-2003 04:12
Now that's what I'm talking about^^^^!!! |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing |
posted 03-19-2003 04:26
No thats what he is talking about^^^^^^^^^^ |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee |
posted 03-19-2003 04:27
Yeah... if you're just looking for gross, it's easy to come up with gross. But just plain "gross" doesn't necessarily mean "worst." I mean, there are tons and tons of slow and painful deaths documented in reality without us making up more. Consider being put in a giant cauldron of room-temperature water, which is slowly heated to boiling over the course of a few hours. Very common death back in the day. Presumably very painful. Or that thing where they put a glass rod somewhere personal and then crush it while it's still in your body. Or any variant of being eaten alive by insect colonies. *shrug* I mean, what, are you looking for ideas? How about running someone through a deli meat-slicer, set to "very thin"? There you go, blood all over. Ick. |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-19-2003 05:16
I apologuise, maybe I wasn't too clear, because, let's face it, I'm an idiot, I mean, just look at all my commas! |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: under the bed |
posted 03-19-2003 05:23
Well sure, if you want to get all serious and shit... |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Yes |
posted 03-19-2003 05:37
2 Words: Bolivian Hemoragic Fever |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom |
posted 03-19-2003 05:39
quote: ...and does this fever affect your counting ability? |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Vancouver, WA |
posted 03-19-2003 06:07
I was just thinking about this, and what I would be thinking if I were to die, and I think that it would be in the vicinity of the amount of good I had done in my life. Also, I'd like to have all my loose ends tied up, not be angry with people, have said goodbye etc. |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom |
posted 03-19-2003 06:29
ok, then - worst way to die would be to give your life up to save someone else, and whilst dying, discover that you were 'double-crossed', and they would die anyways. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Vancouver, WA |
posted 03-19-2003 07:13
From a religious stand-point, and this would be true in my case: The worst way to die would be knowing that you aren't saved. |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Happy Hunting Grounds... |
posted 03-19-2003 09:39
The worst way to die? Pretty morbid...but let's take a look at some of the ingenious methods we humans have created, to put others to death : |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Jacks raging bile duct.... |
posted 03-19-2003 18:05
I believe that one of the worst ways to die is to die believing that there is an afterlife or that you could possibly be resurrected.... |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Greensboro, NC USA |
posted 03-19-2003 19:24
Some very interesting, yet gruesome variations here. I'm sticking to my original thought. The worst way to die, in my mind, has to be suffocation or drowning. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Raleigh, NC |
posted 03-20-2003 00:56
choking to death on your own testicles. |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing |
posted 03-20-2003 01:10
Boudga: Surely it would be scarier dying and knowing there is no afterlife |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-20-2003 02:22
I agree, dying believing that there is no afterlife is scarier than dying with hopes of an afterlife. I always fear this... All the time, I think about death. But when I think about it deeply, it calms me down to know that everyone dies eventually... However... I think dying while believing that there is an afterlife, and then after death realizing that there is no afterlife, would be more of a shock and a heartbreaker. I know many many a christians that would be so violated and disgusted if they died and didn't meet their maker. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee |
posted 03-20-2003 06:06
Erm, so if you die and there's no afterlife, how are you able to think about it? I'm thinking it's a safe bet to believe in the afterlife, because if there isn't one, you'll never know. |
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: KC, KS |
posted 03-20-2003 06:15
Of a heart attack during sex with Tiffany Amber-Theissen... |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Happy Hunting Grounds... |
posted 03-20-2003 10:11
Actually, drowning isn't that bad...after the initial panic reaction...it doesn't hurt. One just fades out to black...kinda peaceful, actually. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee |
posted 03-20-2003 12:20
Wait a second, I'm missing some history here -- you died? |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Happy Hunting Grounds... |
posted 03-20-2003 12:24
I explained that awhile ago...I had a near death experience by drowning...I was rescesitated. I'm not sure how long I was gone...a few minutes, perhaps...my cousins and my sister rescesitated me, after dragging me out of the river. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Greensboro, NC USA |
posted 03-20-2003 22:55
WS - oooo You have my complete sympathy. |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion |
posted 03-20-2003 23:02
Perfect Thunder, I know what you mean by "if you're dead how would you be able to think about it?" |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: |
posted 03-20-2003 23:21
Ohh shit my legs are over there! |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: overlooking the bay |
posted 03-21-2003 00:51
[tangent]Alexander did get to India, but had a problem keeping his army together when they discovered something. He complained that they used all their time searching for it and spending all their money on it. - the evil? *sugar* [/tangent] |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee |
posted 03-21-2003 01:08
Well, depending on the nature of your wounds, you might have time to think things over before you actually die, but the best definition of "death" is "complete cessation of brain activity." If no neurons are firing, you're not thinking, feeling, or anything; you're definitely not lying around in the grave thinking "man, sure sucks to be dead." (I couldn't quite tell if that's what you were saying or not.) |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: From:From: |
posted 03-21-2003 14:23
Floating out into space. That would be a very long, very lonely, very cold death. |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Greensboro, NC USA |
posted 03-21-2003 14:30
Actually, space being a vaccuum, it would take about 30 seconds (give or take) for the human body to explode. |
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