Preserved Topic: I'm always not here...

Did you guys miss me?

If I say 'hardly', will you leave?

No, I haven't missed you much. Even though you can be amusing at times, it's also a bit tiring to read your replies, which often don't have much to do with the topics. Don't worry baby, it is our fault, not yours.



[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 03-25-2003).]

Actually, you are not always not here... you may not always be here, though.

***SLAPS SUHO WITH THE BIGGEST FATTEST WISKERIEST CAT FISH HE CAN FIND.***

what I meant with the title is that I haven't been here lately.
and it's obviously not your fault Mahqja, it's mine, because I'm not reading the posts.
I love your sig Mahq!

[This message has been edited by Yannah (edited 03-26-2003).]

I really hate the way you ignore people who try to answer your questions

Sometimes it seems like you try to make us

Other than that? I'm glad you're still with us



. . : slicePuzzle

How honest people are....
Anyway, how have you been, Yannah?

Hiroki Kozai

[This message has been edited by Hiroki (edited 03-26-2003).]

Would you prefer dishonesty?

I'd settle for substance.

Abuse maybe? or just substance, plain and simple, with no abuse tacked onto the end?

I'm not always here as well, but when I'm here I only read some post, then left without any reply. I don't think anybody would miss me, but I really miss some of the people who used to be here with us.



cell 799

izzay: Ow, man, that hurt! What ever happened to just using fish?

I remember you, Rick. It's always a pleasure to know you're still around

I'm here!

Kinda...

Well, not really. Not of late. I only catch about 4-10 posts a week on average. Hopefully things will cool off around June/July and I'll be able to hang out more.

l miss Weadah.

I second that.

dishonesty? what do you mean?

yannah - do you just pick random words from threads, and reply to those, instead of READING THE ENTIRE THREAD?

if you want to communicate effectively, you have to take the time to ensure you have received the message properly.

you rarely make any sense. part of it may be due to the fact that english is your second language, but i think your laziness is also to blame.

read the post slowly, then read it again. from top to bottom.

if you did, you would see that bugs was directing that question to Hiroki. He was in essence saying "would you prefer honestly - which may end up sounding rude; or a polite lie?"

if you read this thread properly, you would also see that hiroki directed a question towards you. maybe you should answer that one.

*phew*

please, yannah - don't make me feel as though i've wasted my time trying to explain this to you.
although i already fear that you will.

Wiskeriest? *Looks at dictionary*

Wiskeriest... Hmmm... It's missing.

*Picks up pen and starts writing...*

All better!

{EDIT}It's even harder to type, much less say, Wiskeriest.{/EDIT}

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

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l miss Weadah.

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You weren't here when Weadah was here . I wasn't here when Weadah was here . Weadah was here though, right?

don't worry Reitsma, I understand what you are trying to say.

^-- ROTFLMBOSHTITIGTRMS*

Either Yannah is a comedic genius or... well, I don't want to think of the alternative...

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*Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off so hard that I think I'm going to rupture my spleen

[Edit: InSiDeR: Nope, we may not have been here when Weadah was here, but we've seen what he has left behind... and sometimes I swear I can almost feel his presence in the halls late at night... I miss him too...]

[This message has been edited by Suho1004 (edited 03-27-2003).]

It... but... hmm... *scratches chin, stilled intrigued that someone worked the word 'wiskeriest' into a post... And it was relevant too... Relatively speaking in relation to the rest of the thread of course...*

Yea...


[edit: relevent, relevant, relavant, relavent, ralevent, ralevant, ralavant, ralavent... One of them's gotta be right...

-- Unoriginal Cell 693 --

[This message has been edited by Lord_Fukutoku (edited 03-27-2003).]

Insider: I guess I must have been holding conversations with a figment of my imagination then...

...and all those hot sweaty night where we kept him greased up in the... er... Yeah, I miss weadz too.

eh, bored now...

Weedah, where is he?

Is it just me, or has Yannah's English improved a lot?
No offense Yannah, but before I couldn'd understand your posts, but now I can read and understand them, and they make sense too


reitsma;
I do think that was a bit uncalled for. I didn't even catch that Bugs didn't direct a question at Yannah (and yes, my native language is English). Yannah replied only to Bugs' post, is that unacceptable or am I missing something else?
As far as I'm concerned,

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Would you prefer dishonesty?

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could be taken many different ways.

*Dons flame-retardent suit *

Probably just be, I haven't been here in a couple months.
*sniff* I wish someone would miss me... *sniff*



[This message has been edited by abb (edited 03-28-2003).]

abb: I do not think reitsma's post was in any way uncalled for. If this were an isolated incident I could see cutting Yannah some slack, but this has become so par for the course that I hardly even notice it anymore. And am I the only one who saw the incredibly monumental irony in Yannah's reply to reitsma's post? I couldn't have scripted it any better myself.

Oh, and for what it's worth, I noticed you were gone. But people come and go here all the time...

Don't get me wrong, I love having Yannah around, it's just that since we've exhausted most other means I think we're moving into a "tough love" mode with her It's not like other members here haven't had "issues" and through it all many have come out the better for it. Which is the whole idea, all of us moving upwards and onwards together.

^-- Yup. What he said.

I wouldn't want Yannah to think we didn't love her.

Uh...insider? yes, you were indeed here when weadah was here...


And suho - as frightening as the 'alternative' is, that's what I'm betting on.

ABb - if you think reitsma's post was uncalled for, please do a search for Yannah's posts. Read them *all*. Then try to imagine why Reitsma might have said the very mild-mannered thing that he said.

=)

*stabs DL*

Now THAT was uncalled for.

...

I miss DL...

He was such a kind and gentle soul...

And to think I just talked to him only a few hours ago... had I only known... *sniff*

*drags DL's carcus down to the basement, hook him up, throws the switch and walks out*

He'll be right as rain in an hour ot two. He does this all the time. Nothing to worry about.

Geez guys....he didn't tell you it was a plastic spoon he tried to stab me with....

*silence hangs a piece of cardboard on DL's corpse with the following text:*
"I aten't dead."

Thanks Suho, makes me feel special

So I guess I must have missed most of the Yannah episode, I'll keep that in mind.

BTW: Thanks for not flaming me

Andrew

random funny moment i was just reminded of:

in college i lived in a dorm just outside a complex of 4 dorms that were connected by a central area with a dining hall, convenience store, etc. one time a buddy of mine were walking into the convenience store just as another guy was walking out, opening his pint of ice cream and about to dig in with a plastic spoon. my buddy and i go grab whatever it was we were there for, and as we walk back up to the front counter the guy with the spoon is there, looking kinda ticked. the person at the counter had just walked off to get the manager and spoon boy half turns around as we walk up, answering our apparently quizzical look by holding out his plastic utensil.

"cut my tongue," he says. "it's a f*ckin' blade."

after our laughter (and tears) had subsided you can imagine what our new catchphrase was for a few weeks...


KAIROSinteractive

Silence: I so don't want to imagine DL controlling animals. He's dangerous enough as it is.

Damn, he's still talking...*hits DL over the head with the tomahawk*

Yup, now he's dead...you can throw him in the wagon with the others...

'But he's not dead yet...'

'Yes he is! Look, just take him to the pile, it'll be alright'




WebShaman

Mrs. O'Brien: Oh, don't worry, he's not dead. He's only sleeping. He'll probably wake up soon, realise that he's dead, and the shock will kill him.

Ah, the art of the Irish joke. But seriously, folks, I've missed Weadah and Skaarjj and all of my friends. I've even missed Yannah, to a point. Besides, it's a whole new chapter in the asylum history, and we have a whole new influx of trolls to tame.

*ROFL*

yup read all my non sense posts...Reitsma's no compare to mine.

orange peels

apple peels.....

no appeals

Damn three posts and I'm lost. THAT is nonsense

^^heheeheh i love it ^^

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Cell 1007::SST

Very nice, docilebob

mango peels!

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I miss DL...

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You weren't here when DL was here . I wasn't here when DL was here . DL was here though, right?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Haven't we already established that DL was only a figment of the naked Spaniard's imagination? Or was the naked Spaniard just a figment of my imagination? For that matter, you may all be figments of my imagination. The only thing I know is that I am not a figment of anyone else's imagination, but I can't prove that to anyone else--after all, I could just be a figment of your imagination that's simply making stuff up as it goes along.

And in the interest of contributing something useful to the thread: "Six Sicilian sailors slightly slitting sheets. I am the son of a sheet slitter." Try saying that ten times fast.

It's late and I am enjoying an adult beverage and I only got to the second time before I said sh*tter. LOL!!!

Didn't I hear this in some debate a few years back? "Senator, I served with DL-44. I knew DL-44. DL-44 was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no DL-44."

Ahhh...but wasn't that the best part of the debate? I thought so...

yup, Suho... just a fig newton of your imagination...


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Oooh... Fig Newtons. Man, I used to love those!

Well, if you're all Fig Newtons, you wouldn't mind too much if I ate you, would you? I've got a craving...

OOohhh...fig newtons sound good......gimme one!

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Cell 1007::SST

"Friends, inmates and genital men I come to bury DL not to praise him"

And could we do it soon as he is starting to smell (whack him again WS I don't think he is quite dead yet).

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Ok, I read all the posts... and it appears that this thread has become a tribute to all of the "non sense" that is the Asylum. Cheers!

What's that DL? You think you'll get up and go for a walk?*


*ref: Monty Python & The Holy Grail, for those not into BBC humor...

Bodhi - Cell 617

*pokes his head in cause his ears were burning*

nope, nevermind.

~shakes off sign, stands up waving cape~

cough

~best Jon Luvitz voice~

I was ACTING!

~bows~



[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 04-09-2003).]

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It's late and I am enjoying an adult beverage and I only got to the second time before I said sh*tter. LOL!!!

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since when did you start to drink alcohol...* I'm referring to all members*

when I first started having to read your posts.

hahaha...
Want to know how old am I now and how old did I start drinking beer?


I'm turning 16 and I can only drink beer since I was in Grade 2..As far as I can remember.

I always asked to taste whatever my parents were drinking since I can remember. They always let me taste and I always had the same reaction... yuck!!! But it was fun tasting it anyway. I think I developed an actual taste for beer after I finished college.

yannah - you DO realise the beer causes dain bramage, don't you?

" That, ten times fast "

Piece of cake.

bob: nah, it's more like this:

thatthatthatthatthatthatthatthatthatthat

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yannah - you DO realise the beer causes dain bramage, don't you?

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uh huh, that's probably why I'm like this.

db, reitsma: What you guys have never seen quotation marks before? Or pronouns, for that matter? I know that your jesting is merely a futile attempt to hide your weakness. You can not fool me, though. And you can not fool the sheet slitter.



Yannah: I started drinking beer when I was in high school, but not a lot and it wasn't real beer anyway. I really developed a passion for beer when I spent a semester in London during my university years. Our first day there my flatmates dragged me out to a place called The World's End and I had a dozen pints of Guinness. It was just so good I couldn't stop drinking it.

I don't drink beer that much anymore, though. In fact, I would say maybe once a month, if I'm lucky. But if I had good beer readily available at reasonable prices, I can guarantee you it would be more often.

Beer? Hmmm *scratches head*

Well, sometime during our stay on the reservation...the next coupla years are a blur...I think I was...lemme see...8~9? Think so...those days are kinda fuzzy...and not from beer...

It was the peyote, wasn't it?

got home from work this evening and someone had left a 6pak of Heineken on my doorstep

Hey, those are my Heinekins! Wrong house...hehe...whoops!

Thats crazy the way you gotta be 21 in the US, here its 18, but I started drinkin later than most my age here at 14-15, started goin to a pub quite often when I was 16-17, it did no harm to me, and Im not a big alco or anything, I'd only drink twice a week usually. Anyone ever tasted Stella Artois brewed in Belgium ?(not the UK one), mmh lovely..

. . . . . I didnt even get dain bramage , watch out for that one Yannah.

I don't think I acquired a taste for beer until I was about 2 years into college. I would have been about 19 or 20 at the time. I had had oppotunities to drink it prior to that time, just didn't find one I liked until then... The brands my high school chums managed to get their hands on were all American beer, which everyone knows is like bitter water...
I think Newcastle was my first favorite...

My tastes have graduated since then, I prefer Wild Turkey these days! (and that sure ain't beer!)

How's this for irony... The US drinking age used to be 18. My oldest sister's 18th birthday was the year they changed the age! She thought she had finally made it there, and then she was shocked to learn she all of a sudden had 3 more years to wait!

Bodhi - Cell 617

[This message has been edited by bodhi23 (edited 04-09-2003).]

In Puerto Rico, the drinking age is 18, started drinking at 9, started smoking at 12, alchy by 15, quit drinking 5 years ago last december..

yeah, none for me, thanks..


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