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Doc can close this if he would like but I was rather enjoying the 'brainstorming' we had going on in the last thread.
( http://www.OzoneAsylum.com/Forum1/HTML/000875.html )
While most of it was silly, there were some good ideas, and thoughts being tossed around. And these could lead to a viable model for Doc to make some cash to keep things alive here.
For those of you that don't have your own server, or host somewhere, server and traffic costs quite a bit of cash. Whenever I think of what Doc's monthly and quarterly costs must be, I wonder how he does it. Anything we can do to keep help Doc out, I think, would be a good thing. Doc does not sak for us to pay for anything here, and he gives this service freely, if we can help him by buying a tshirt, or coffee mug, or whatever, that is a good thing.
Doctor Thaddeus Ozone, has become a 'brand', for lack of a better word. Let's see what we can come up with for ideas to add to that brand. Don't worry about them being to wacky or odd, thats how good ideas come about. And also, let's see if we cannot find ways to make some of these ideas come to life. Maybe http://www.thinkgeek.com could do some 'other' tshirts for us?

So far we have (and remember I said some of it was silly):
Tshirts
Sweatshirts
Coffee Mugs
Mousepads
Polo shirts
Baby doll shirt
Zippo Lighter
Beer mugs
Ashtrays
Printed Contact Lenses
Ozone Range Rover
Ozone Smokes (cigarettes)
Hats
Pens & Pencils
Bumper Stickers
Ozone Brand Beer
Ozone Boxers
Apple/Ozone Cinema Display
iMac Ozone
Ozone Action Figures (I like the idea of an F1 doll Wes)
Ozone Kayak
Ozone 747

I'll be waiting for more....

ok.. how about an Ozone line of fast food? hmmmm.. could have the Ozone Chicken Fillet Sandwixh, or the Photoshop Deluxe Double Cheeseburger, all served with an Asylum of fries? hmmmm.. maybe, maybe not!

is that to go?

~Vp~

How about Ozone prophylactics? They could come in a box with the ozone logo and would be orange and blue.

"You have taken her high enough unless she reaches for the Ozone."

Some of my ideas to add would be :

A mouse to go with the mouse pad

Calender (real and of COURSE a daily reading one... the funny kind where we all get to do the quote of the day kinda thing)

Recipe Book with everyones favorite recipe in it and Docs graphic on the front

Frisbe !

Snowboards

dog collar and leash (for toe muncher)

panties (for me and malin and the girls)

swim stuff for the guys with OZONE on the leg (perk)

ok my list is never going to stop, that's why I would make a great marketing manager



[This message has been edited by Shiiizzzam (edited 01-09-2001).]

Oh fine Shi, the guys can't have any panties? Be that way.

I vote for Hawaiian shirts.... as loud as you can make them

how about Ozone décor?

ooh, or socks!

Pants could be fun to... i have a pair of tie-dyed pants i dyed...

I can hear it now..... "Yes we have Ozone dish washers, right this way...."

Well, i really like the daily rip off caleneder, there could be quotes from the asylum, that would be really cool

man... I can't believe I hadn't checked out these threads sooner.....

this kicks major ass...

I *would* order a black sweatshirt, though.... white's not really me..

...and maybe a zippo

um... I should add my unique thingy here, shouldn't I?

um................... well, the obvious... Ozones Generic Pharmaceuticals....

True Ozone Meds!!!!!

tskull@techie.com">
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I can't stop thinking of stuff...

I like the socks idea

picture frames

omg @ what a cool watch that logo would make

maybe a cool umbrella for my pool well and my car now that I think about it haha

You don't even want to get me started on the perfume and after shave line !

How about hemhorroidal ointment?

"Treat your hole with some Ozone!"

Suntan lotion

"Ozone: Protecting surfaces from UV rays for over a billion years..."

I like Shii's idea about the calendar, but how about making it a Photoshop tut of the day calendar, maybe with a different sig on each one from the good folks here at the Asylum.

Ozone beer snugglies to help keep your beer can cold would be a cool thing to have.

Ohh.. wait... this is it!!! *Nike Air Ozones*

[This message has been edited by butcher (edited 01-09-2001).]

I love the tutorial calendar idea! However, I don't know how a full tutorial could possibly fit on the regular-sized daily tear off calendars. Maybe a standard 12-month wall calendar with a full tutorial each month at the top and quick tips and tricks on the actual days themselves.

Ozone lunchboxes for the kids?
And I don't know why you didn't list my straitjacket idea from the original thread! Jeez, I just get no respect ...

How about some laid back sunglasses to wear while zipping ozone beer out of a ozone mug and smoking mi cigar lighted with the ozone zippo.

I'd either want some neo-techno oakley style or the kind that the agents wear in the matrix.

And of course: A BBQ Kit for the summer



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and I want an engraved business card holder.
I just bought one. Is it OK if I get them to put the ozones logo on that if i post the pic's?
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[This message has been edited by Nimraw (edited 01-09-2001).]

BeeKay, I didn't forget the straitjacket idea. Since about early to mid Dec, we've had an idea for the Aslyum that involves straitjacket-jackets. If we can get the funding (sponsorships) we'll be unveiling the suprize at OzoneDotCon, and I think thet will also be available online at that time. So cross your fingers and hope we can get funding.

this is great stuff and would surely buy some stuff for myself

CEO

We need offical looking stickers, so we can slap Ozone on what ever we want. Not cheap paper ones, but plastic ones with transpariencies and stuff.

when are the orange Ozone shoes comming out?

Actually Beekay, what I really had in mind was a daily link to a tut, although that's not what I said.

Shi, those are great ideas, especially the panties idea. My best friends brother is co-owner of Core-Upt Records, and when it became time for Core-Upt Records to whore their name off, into merchandize, one of the products they made were Core-Upt panties.. ..they were also one of the hottest sellers!!

- Dan -

Eh, a few of us are going off to college next year or in the future, perhaps an Ozone college scholarship?

Ozone Deodorant! ... (roll on only of course!)

Ozone Herbal Ciggies? (for the less healthy conscious of us inmates)

Doc's Bunny slippers (?.. no need for further explanations there!) LMAO

Ozone party favours (and streamers, hats, and thingies)

ok.. nuff from moi!

~Vp~

(Ozone straight J's sounds cool though F1)

Ozone car decals..

Ozone vinyl siding..

Ozone (tm) brand jeans..

Doc Ozone shoes.. (Who needs Martens?)

Ozone computer housings.. (So there is no doubt what you use your machine for.)

Oh, so many things to brand with the name "Ozone." The heart sings. In the realm of realistic merchandise, though, the calendar is cool! And, of course, I would buy panties for everyone I know, including myself. So sexy...

Ozone chads.. Could someone tell me exactly what the hell a chad is? I know it's a paper square (or something), but...

I had another thought of a quote thing going on with like a asylum comic... like Dilbert does the office one but ours would be about the cells and jackets and stuff........ oooooooooooooh and of course the meds !

That would be fun !

We all have a bit ...well ok some a LOT ... of crazy times in our life... it would sell !

Ozone DOORMATS

Ozone Throw Rugs

Ozone Beach Towels

Ozone Cigarette Cases

Ozone Wireless Headphones

Ozone MP3 Player (hardware...not like winamp)

Ozone Brief Case

Ozone Car Air Freshener

Ozone Fuzzy Dice

Ozone Bill Fold

Ozone Throw Pillow

- Ozone Hemmoroid Cushion

Ozone Speaker Covers

Ozone Euro Stickers

Ozone JELLO MOLD!!!

Ozone TIES

- Ozone Tie Clips
- Ozone Cuff Links

Ozone Fishing Lures?

Ozone Bubble Bath

And I must reiterate: Ozone Beer Glasses (british imperial pint glasses, with the eyedrop design!)

I think that about exhausts my creative process for the moment......

Ozone Cannabis seed (not for sale in the U.S.). One of the Orange varieties of course..

I can just imagine the catchphrase

"Chill out man.. and thats an order from the Doc."

I've got it!

Ozone's Asylum ~ The Game .. any ideas as to wait type of game it should be?

CEO

ozone blackhead gun? *cough*

Isn't duct tape a replacement for a blackhead gun? I dunno anyone who use that anymore.

Personally I like the calender idea. I'm thinking of a combination comic, tutorial, tip calender. The only thing is how to build it, and where to go for publishing.

Me want the Ozone Flying Monkey, dude.

It all looks very cool Doc, but like Petskull says, I'ld probably order a black sweat shirt when/if they become available.

- Scattered.

I like the comic, books and calendars idea. Publish the handson on a book, put a litle bit of comic approach.

OZONE already was a comic, about 8-10 years ago! I doubt I'd ever re-release them, most likely I would have to recreate the whole series from scratch, with a better story line, heh. Also, just FYI, the official OZONE animal totem is not a flying *monkey*, but a flying *PIG*. Important difference there. As soon as I get my electroinic copies of the egypt tripå, I'll post pictures of my li'l flying pig, who came along for the ride and posed for a few photo ops.

Your pal, -doc-

...no flying monkey? Me wants an Ozone Flying Monkey.

I was thinking more the lines of a awesome graphics calender for the wall....where every month had a really cool graphic

and a different type...more the lines of the dilbert calender....with the members used on it.

I would love to have a umbrella and pool floats for my pool...now that would rock !

How about a "Flour Worm made"


jejejeje

Or maybe Touristic Carribean Tours hosted by Ozones
Brothel will work in Europe? With the girls dressin Ozones Painted Underwear......

[This message has been edited by Wakkos (edited 01-11-2001).]

Whoa, I think RammStein was onto something, Ozone Monopoly. Could be cool ...