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kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 02-01-2001 17:44

I was just thinking about a funny thing that happened to us one night....

We were driving down the interstate heading towards a bar we like to hang out in. One of my friends had a cousin in town from Sri Lanka (small island off the coast of India) who had never been to America before.

We're scootin along, bottle of Jack in the backseat being slowly drained when I see police lights in the back window so we pull over. The guys in the back are trying to hide this huge bottle somewhere and the driver says "Oh shit, thats a highway patroman, they can shoot you for doing this."

Poor Neminda, being a little inebriated and unfamiliar with America, believes him. The hi-po comes to the window and asks the usual questions. The whole time Neminda is sitting in the back seat saying "Don't shoot! Don't shoot!" Later he told us he was so scared he nearly soiled himself.

We told the cop what we had done and he was laughing so hard he let us go.

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kretsminky ... SWM seeks M/D/SWF 4 LTR STR or one-night stand

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[This message has been edited by kretsminky (edited 02-01-2001).]

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 02-01-2001 22:29

heh heh funny.
sucker - EVERYBODY knows its only the NYPD who can shoot you for such things....
...but i hear there may be some new legislation coming... you'll get the chair if youre not carefull..

timothymcnulty
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 02-02-2001 08:22

and then there is the LAPD who shoot you for doing anything.....

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 02-02-2001 10:30

"FREEZE! THIS IS THE LAPD! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN... UH... DEAD!"

twItch^
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the west wing
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-02-2001 17:34

i like that i am in denver and our cops couldn't care less about anything that you fuckers do in your cars. you guys scare me. i want my mommy.

timothymcnulty
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 02-03-2001 10:59

yeah twItch^....instead you have those psycho schoolkids to worry about.....come to think of it that is about every city in the world.....at least when you see an lapd officer you know they are most likely corrupt or crazy or both.....

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-03-2001 11:42

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANGBANGBANGBANG!!!!* Police Free...aaaahhh...don't worry.




Pretty...What do we blow up first? - Unknown

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 02-03-2001 14:15

Hilarious story, Krets.

freya
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Montreal, QC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 02-03-2001 15:07

I don't know what the LAPD or NYPD can or will do down there (short of marking their respective territories ) but I do know what they're attempting to pass a law that automobile drivers should be able to turn right on a red light. Personnaly I think it would be a catastrophe, because Montreal drivers are NOT renowned for being the most carefull drivers!!!

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 02-03-2001 15:29

We turn left on red here....

freya
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Montreal, QC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 02-03-2001 15:37

Taxon?
I noticed you didn't "say" what continent you're from?
You turn left on the red light because you're from Europe???LOL (just shooting an arrow in the dark)

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