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lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 15:04

hi! try this, it guessed w/ me! http://www.thespark.com/gendertest

people can also use it in case they forgot their gender!

cyoung
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The northeast portion of the 30th star
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 15:22
quote:
-- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --
Men prefer falling over drowning to death.
Women really hate the word "used".
Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (89%) than men (only 87%).


All that in only 50 questions. I liked one of the questions though.. which is the greater value of the internet, information or communication. Hmm. Info got my vote.

-cyoung

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 15:50

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 16:02

InI: Right sister - get that dress on and do your hair its a mess (some makeup wouldn't go a miss and shave that chin!!).

I am definitely a man which is nice to know as I keep getting mistaken for a woman in the street (a large ugly, bearded one at that)!! Smell the testosterone.

I can't quite see the clam question being one to divide the goats from the sheep and I've got to say that I much prefer Slot Machine as a porn name!!

Emps

ZOX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Southern Alabama, USA
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 12-06-2001 16:02

If a clam is alive depends on if it has died or not. Stupid question. You might as well ask if cats are alive.
Stupid test.
(and FYI it thought I was a *woman*! Hmpf! Stupid test.)

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 16:24

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 16:27

mmm, I know a much quicker way to determine someones gender.....

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 16:39

ZOX: I wonder why you don't think the test was that good!! Perhaps the clams thing is too subtle for us males - perhaps women don't worry about the 'what if it is a dead clam question!!'. Anyway the ladies changing rooms are over there - the female straightjackets are cut differently than the male ones (for your comfort).

InI: I've not see a picture of you - your probably a great big lumberjack-like figure who could knock me from here to Mont Blanc and back for such suggestions!! I've seen American talkshows where girlfriends have been fooled before (thank God for Jerry Springer).

Morph: Does it involve the eating of insects in some way (if my database of inmate oddities is spitting out the right results)?

Emps


You're my wife now Dave

Blook
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Utah, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 12-06-2001 17:07

Did you read the text in the gray border?

"Fuck, there's a puddle in my bed."

What the hell is that?! These people are messed in the head. What is up with that older dude in the suit giving the "F you" sign standing behind a goat?

Well, I'm a dude, so says the test.


These eyes have walls.

CryoniX
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Netherlands
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-06-2001 20:29

WOOHOO, It said that I am definitly a dude

lotiss
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Diego CA USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 12-06-2001 23:00


Well, there goes my self esteem....

quote:
People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.



WTF are they saying?

I AM A GIRL! Not even one with a buzz cut!


lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 12:12

Inie (with 'e' to denote feminism )

Hehe...too bad to hear that it failed...even though they claim it gets better everytime the test gets run again...



Nell
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: A SMALL village somewhere in Ontario Canada
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 13:12

Well, yep im female!! there is just one question i didnt think to much of..
CANADA DOES NOT SUCK AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-07-2001 13:18

yeah.

Luxo_Jr
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Stuck inside a Pixar short film
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 14:04

Well 86% confidence....wassup up with that? Oh well...im a woman.....always knew there was a woman there somewhere.......but who the hell would come up with a weird test like that?

-=Luxo Jr.=-

Doin' wierdassed animations since 1986

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-07-2001 15:21

got mine.....

good stuff...

tskull@hotmail.com">
"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself." --Henry Morgan
ICQ: 67751342

Allewyn
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Solitary confinement
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 16:45

If the clam could answer, would it know it was a clam? one for you Zen types...

Liked blue BRs, bleeding to death, thought slot-machine referred to recreation, and it still guessed I am male. Guess I just can't hide the good stuff!

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 12-07-2001 17:36

I am more than 80% sure I am male... hrmm... idiot.

MYSTIKA
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: far, far, away, hidden beyond a magical mist...
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 18:36

hey,
i am 80% sure i am a Man!
And all this time i thought i was a headstrong Woman!!!

Still don't think there is anything male about a white room....

*wanders off mumbling to herself, "I am woman, hear me roar!" "BlackJack is Definitely a Porn Star's name....*.....



[This message has been edited by MYSTIKA (edited 12-07-2001).]

Synthetic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your rug,
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 18:48

damn those morons, they said I was a woman, uh no all guy here.......that test sucks

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 18:56

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

lotiss
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Diego CA USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 12-07-2001 19:46


... as long as you do the dishes, sure, why not!

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-07-2001 21:09

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

AusRA
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Ausra Island
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 12-09-2001 00:38

It said it was 86% sure I was a woman, hang on a sec. let me check....... ahhhhhh........ nope I'm a man, oh well so much for it almost always being right.... ha ya right...

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