Preserved Topic: it will guess your gender... (Page 1 of 1)

hi! try this, it guessed w/ me! http://www.thespark.com/gendertest

people can also use it in case they forgot their gender!

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-- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --
Men prefer falling over drowning to death.
Women really hate the word "used".
Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (89%) than men (only 87%).

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All that in only 50 questions. I liked one of the questions though.. which is the greater value of the internet, information or communication. Hmm. Info got my vote.

-cyoung

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InI: Right sister - get that dress on and do your hair its a mess (some makeup wouldn't go a miss and shave that chin!!).

I am definitely a man which is nice to know as I keep getting mistaken for a woman in the street (a large ugly, bearded one at that)!! Smell the testosterone.

I can't quite see the clam question being one to divide the goats from the sheep and I've got to say that I much prefer Slot Machine as a porn name!!

Emps

If a clam is alive depends on if it has died or not. Stupid question. You might as well ask if cats are alive.
Stupid test.
(and FYI it thought I was a *woman*! Hmpf! Stupid test.)

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mmm, I know a much quicker way to determine someones gender.....

ZOX: I wonder why you don't think the test was that good!! Perhaps the clams thing is too subtle for us males - perhaps women don't worry about the 'what if it is a dead clam question!!'. Anyway the ladies changing rooms are over there - the female straightjackets are cut differently than the male ones (for your comfort).

InI: I've not see a picture of you - your probably a great big lumberjack-like figure who could knock me from here to Mont Blanc and back for such suggestions!! I've seen American talkshows where girlfriends have been fooled before (thank God for Jerry Springer).

Morph: Does it involve the eating of insects in some way (if my database of inmate oddities is spitting out the right results)?

Emps


You're my wife now Dave

Did you read the text in the gray border?

"Fuck, there's a puddle in my bed."

What the hell is that?! These people are messed in the head. What is up with that older dude in the suit giving the "F you" sign standing behind a goat?

Well, I'm a dude, so says the test.


These eyes have walls.

WOOHOO, It said that I am definitly a dude

Well, there goes my self esteem....

quote:

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People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.

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WTF are they saying?

I AM A GIRL! Not even one with a buzz cut!

Inie (with 'e' to denote feminism )

Hehe...too bad to hear that it failed...even though they claim it gets better everytime the test gets run again...

Well, yep im female!! there is just one question i didnt think to much of..
CANADA DOES NOT SUCK AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.

Well 86% confidence....wassup up with that? Oh well...im a woman.....always knew there was a woman there somewhere.......but who the hell would come up with a weird test like that?

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Doin' wierdassed animations since 1986

got mine.....

good stuff...

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If the clam could answer, would it know it was a clam? one for you Zen types...

Liked blue BRs, bleeding to death, thought slot-machine referred to recreation, and it still guessed I am male. Guess I just can't hide the good stuff!

I am more than 80% sure I am male... hrmm... idiot.

hey,
i am 80% sure i am a Man!
And all this time i thought i was a headstrong Woman!!!

Still don't think there is anything male about a white room....

*wanders off mumbling to herself, "I am woman, hear me roar!" "BlackJack is Definitely a Porn Star's name....*.....



[This message has been edited by MYSTIKA (edited 12-07-2001).]

damn those morons, they said I was a woman, uh no all guy here.......that test sucks

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... as long as you do the dishes, sure, why not!

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It said it was 86% sure I was a woman, hang on a sec. let me check....... ahhhhhh........ nope I'm a man, oh well so much for it almost always being right.... ha ya right...