Preserved Topic: AOL AI Personality

Someone's created an AI personality you can chat with over AIM. Try it out, the name is SmarterChild

maffewk: Hello
SmarterChild: Welcome, maffewk! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
maffewk: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home! :-)

Here's everything I know about:

news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
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help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What may I interest you in?
maffewk: What is the capital of Asyria?
SmarterChild: Here are the 2001-2002 season schedule and results for the Washington Capitals:

Date Opponent Time/Result
Oct 6 New Jersey Devils W 6-1
Oct 8 @Boston Bruins L 4-0
Oct 10 @New York Rangers W 5-2
Oct 12 @Anaheim Mighty Ducks L 2-1
Oct 13 @Phoenix Coyotes L 5-2

>>> Type "more" to see more games.

maffewk: Asyria?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
maffewk: Its a country
SmarterChild: It's a country, you say?
maffewk: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
maffewk: OK then, the capital of Kansas.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
maffewk: What is the capital of Kansas?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Kansas, University of provided by Brittanica.com

public, coeducational institution of higher learning with a main campus in Lawrence, Kan., U.S. Its Medical Center campus is in Kansas City, and there is also a medical campus in Wichita. The university includes the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences and 12 schools offering study in such areas as law, engineering, business, architecture, and pharmacy. The Medical Center consists of the Schools of Allied Health, Medicine, and Nursing. The university offers a variety of undergraduate, graduate, and professional degree programs. Research facilities include the Schiefelbusch Institute for Life Span Studies, the Bureau of Child Research, the Center for Environmental Health, the Tertiary Oil Recovery Project, and a space technology centre. Total enrollment is approximately 28,000.

>>> To read more about Kansas, University of, please click here
maffewk: Eeek! Not the University of Kansas!
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Lawrence, KS?

1 Movies in Lawrence, KS
2 Theaters in Lawrence, KS
3 Weather in Lawrence, KS
4 News about Lawrence, KS
5 Time in Lawrence, KS
maffewk: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
maffewk: You aren't answering my questions.
SmarterChild: Huh?
maffewk: I have a small penis.
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
maffewk: Maybe
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
maffewk: A little more than maybe?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
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shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
maffewk: What is 39 * 39?
SmarterChild: 1,521

>>> Make a pilgrimage to smarterchild.com for Turkey Day AIM icons and more!
maffewk: Who is the president?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for president:

1 president
2 President's Commission on the Status of Women


maffewk: president
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about PRESIDENT CASINOS INC?

1 Stock quote for PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
2 Ticker lookup for PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
3 News about PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
4 Press releases from PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
maffewk: What do you think of G.W. Bush?
SmarterChild: I don't know!
maffewk: Can I see you naked?
SmarterChild: Uh-huh.
maffewk: Oh really?
SmarterChild: Really? What's that supposed to mean?
maffewk: You'll let me see you naked.
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maffewk: Very sexy.
SmarterChild: Yup!

That bunch of x's is an ASCII pic of a robot.

ha ha ha

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
maffewk: Go ahead, make my day.
SmarterChild: The date and time in Go, Japan is Wednesday December 12th, 2001 01:11:45 am.

Never used AIM before. hmmm.... Now you have someone to talk to Krets...hehe!!

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I do some of the Beta testing for them. They each specialize in different thinks such as: RingMessenger is a "Lord of the Rings" specialist. Have fun with them. WHen your bored its fun to mess with them.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats some funny stuff ...

:: Max ::

hmm...but doesn't look that smart!
damn...i really wonder if it has the ability to learn too...
if so...will it gather all its learning from all the users? or every user teach it diffrently?

I like AI(s) btw...

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
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Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.