Someone's created an AI personality you can chat with over AIM.  Try it out, the name is SmarterChild
maffewk: Hello
SmarterChild: Welcome, maffewk! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.
To get started, type "home" now.
maffewk: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home! :-)
Here's everything I know about:
  news        sports
  stocks      library
  weather     fun and games
  movies      utilities
  web search  web site
  zodiac      what's new
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maffewk: What is the capital of Asyria?
SmarterChild: Here are the 2001-2002 season schedule and results for the Washington Capitals:
  Date        Opponent           Time/Result
  Oct 6   New Jersey Devils      W 6-1
  Oct 8   @Boston Bruins         L 4-0
  Oct 10  @New York Rangers      W 5-2
  Oct 12  @Anaheim Mighty Ducks  L 2-1
  Oct 13  @Phoenix Coyotes       L 5-2
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maffewk: Asyria?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
maffewk: Its a country
SmarterChild: It's a country, you say?
maffewk: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
maffewk: OK then, the capital of Kansas.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
maffewk: What is the capital of Kansas?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Kansas, University of provided by Brittanica.com
 public, coeducational institution of higher learning with a main campus in Lawrence, Kan., U.S. Its Medical Center campus is in Kansas City, and there is also a medical campus in Wichita. The university includes the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences and 12 schools offering study in such areas as law, engineering, business, architecture, and pharmacy. The Medical Center consists of the Schools of Allied Health, Medicine, and Nursing. The university offers a variety of undergraduate, graduate, and professional degree programs. Research facilities include the Schiefelbusch Institute for Life Span Studies, the Bureau of Child Research, the Center for Environmental Health, the Tertiary Oil Recovery Project, and a space technology centre. Total enrollment is approximately 28,000.
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maffewk: Eeek!  Not the University of Kansas!
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Lawrence, KS?
 1	 Movies in Lawrence, KS
 2	 Theaters in Lawrence, KS
 3	 Weather in Lawrence, KS
 4	 News about Lawrence, KS
 5	 Time in Lawrence, KS
maffewk: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
maffewk: You aren't answering my questions.
SmarterChild: Huh?
maffewk: I have a small penis.
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
maffewk: Maybe
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
maffewk: A little more than maybe?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
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maffewk: What is 39 * 39?
SmarterChild: 1,521
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maffewk: Who is the president?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for president:
 1	 president
 2	 President's Commission on the Status of Women
maffewk: president
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about PRESIDENT CASINOS INC?
 1	 Stock quote for PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
 2	 Ticker lookup for PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
 3	 News about PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
 4	 Press releases from PRESIDENT CASINOS INC
maffewk: What do you think of G.W. Bush?
SmarterChild: I don't know!
maffewk: Can I see you naked?
SmarterChild: Uh-huh.
maffewk: Oh really?  
SmarterChild: Really? What's that supposed to mean?
maffewk: You'll let me see you naked.
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maffewk: Very sexy.
SmarterChild: Yup!