Preserved Topic: private forums?

Hmm, I didn't realize there were any private forums here, but just now on the search page there was a link to search the private forums, so I guess there are some. Anyone want to enlighten me on what these are, or are they too secret for a lunatic like me.

Maninacan Cell #471
kewl
Mad Scientists

*blocks door*
there are no private forums. you saw nothing. go to bed.
it looks to me like the 'private forums' area is merely a feature of UBB that doc hasn't implemented.
because there are no actual private forums to search through - i checked.

nope, nothing to see here kids.

*whew*


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reitsma

like we'd tell you, adam.

OK, other than the fact that I'm confused about who Adam is, I guess I'll go and mind my own business.

(mental note: figure out conspiracy, free the asylum, the truth is out there)
Oh no! did I just think that out loud! Ahhhhhhh!!!
*runs to cell, locks door, mumbles to himself*

Maninacan Cell #471
kewl
Mad Scientists

Manin, reitsma is adam


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tri-eye

*sniff*
man, it's like my primary school unpopularity days all over again.

no-one wants the smelly kid in their private forums.

my therapist would like to thank you personally mikey. you've made him a rich man.

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reitsma

I seem to recall Wakkos having some fun in secret forums.

Nothing here. Nothing at all . . .

Now move along.

Secret forums...Are these only available to MadSci's?


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counterfeitbacon

The secret forums are open to all! But they're secret, and therefore hidden. Look around, I think I saw them over that way!
(Runs the other way )

Your pal, -doc-

Doc: Hmmm...Open to all? I just tryed to search them and it said that Admins are the only people allowed to access the private forums. Maybe I'll do a little snooping tonight with my trusty programs. Don't worry though, I won't do anything that's not legal

This is run off of PERL right? That makes it even easier, I have a PERL code viewer that I can run after I FTP download the whole site and figure out how to get their. Is that OK with you Doc? Cuz I wouldn't do it without you'r permission?

Pay very close attention to my last post.

Dracusis: Is this a riddle? I know that the Forums are their because I've seen Wakkos talking about them, but I can't figure out where they are! ARGHHHH!!!

In your last post you said that they weren't there. Do mean to tell me that their really aren't any Private Forums? Or do you access them through another page?

Damn...this is gunna have me awake for nights!

They're not there. Simple as that.

Even if they were, it really shouldn't matter to you? It's not like they're ALL TALKING ABOUT YOU. We do that over in the West Wing

It's the little differences that count.

Details. Always pay attention to the details!

Go back to the first post I made in this thread and look again!

Sometimes the simplest hacks are the more effective ones.

You go in toting guns and you'll recieve a hail of bullets. Go in with crumpets and tea and you'll get muffins with coffee

Thare and many forums of discussion, yet a number or times, more than I care to count, the conversation always seems to turn twards that ghastly sweetner, what's it called? Equal? Yes, that's it. Horrible stuff that, bad for your heart they say! Yes, stay away. Nothing to gain.

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HOLY SHIT...I found it! You're a sly one Dracusis

Theirs no posts their though? Are their ever any posts their?

PS: How do you get it without *shhhhhh...*

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Haha, dude, there are no hidden forums. There are some old, unlinked-to ones lying around here and there. But if there *were* restricted forums, you would certainly need to enter your name and password to get into them.

There are no posts there because their's no links to them from the main Asylum page.

You have to frig with the URL to find em. Which means nobody really goes there, and thus makes it rather difficult to have a conversation with well.... yourself. Unless your into that kinda thing, then my all means, go knock yourself out!

See, not as big a deal as you thought eh. Just old stuff that the Doc didn't delete, but removed from the front page due to lack of interest. And you were abuout to start trolling through perl code to try and fins these hidden forums!

Hah!

I should have kept my mouth shut! :P



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Well...I'm just wondering how people got their originally? Were they old forums or something?

Because it seems like no one posted their when they were active.

Are their any more? I can troll the PERL, but I won't! OOhhh...so it's PERL based. That was a lucky guess!


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Perl, lucky guess? My, we are a daft little chappy now aren't we. Maybe the url's like ......cgi?..... might have given it away.

Doubly dafty when you managed to clue onto the fact that their old forums when we told you so ~twice~ yet you still didn't think of setting the "show topics from last xxxxxx days" to something past 20 now did you.



[This message has been edited by Dracusis (edited 06-12-2002).]

Ahhh, I remember those secret meetings in stranges languages!!!!

don't lie to him!

*turns to maninacan*
There *are* private rooms... why do you think only three women roam the halls?

*evil grin- zips into private cell, slams door*

*giggles and howls pervade from within*



Harmonizing new illusions...
ICQ: 67751342

lol@petskull


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counterfeitbacon <A HREF="http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=OZONE&number=7" TARGET=_blank>

doc - we've got people poking around in the abandoned wings of the asylum...
should we send in a search party?

guess what fellas - the asylum has changed, over time. The doc is quite an adept bulldozerer... and walls have been put up, ripped down, and turned around in the evolution of the asylum.

There was a special forum for the election once, amongst many other things... and it's gone now.

They aren't secret rooms, they're abandoned ones.

Keep poking around, and something is likely to poke you back. you follow?

If you want to check out the private lounges, go here.

heh heh heh.

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reitsma

wtf is with the private lounges, and how do you use them?

Reit: Ha...very funny, you almost had me fooled about the Private Lounges. It's obvious that they haven't been implemented yet/don't exist because the source code for the page looks like this:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">

<HTML><HEAD>

<META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"></HEAD>

<BODY></BODY></HTML>

Very fucking funny


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counterfeitbacon <A HREF="http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=OZONE&number=7" TARGET=_blank>

private lounges are simple.

They're just tiny little lounges to make your privates comfortable.



of course, not all lounges are as small as yours need to be, cfb.

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reitsma

Hey, thats not nice. Besides, mine needs at LEAST 10 cubic feet.

(Doc ambles along the corridor, heading for the basement door, whistling, a... a *pick-axe* over his shoulder? I swear, I thought those were only for cartoons, they're *real*? Hmm, a couple of the older inmates tag along. Strangely, the oldest inmates start crawling under the furniture instead, go figger.)

Your pal, -doc-

Sounds like the lunatics are trying to take over the asylum. . . . .


~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Private Forums? Who let the secret out....dang it, and now the Top Secret SCI areas will be flooded with lunatics...and the cool threads with just the 'older' members will now be ruined...is nothing sacred, anymore?

Just kiddin'! Man, unbelievable what some people will believe, isn't it?

CFB: you simply amaze me.

finally a place where I can fluff post and bring my total post count up .. I swear I've posted more then 220 posts

grrrr

cEll .::. 513

Now I remember finding those before. CFB no offense but you are really slow. You try to over complicate everything. Such as downloading the whole site and messing with the perl scripts instead of changing a simple number in the url. Anyways, the "secret" forums aren't very interesting, just old forums that were abandoned (at least the ones I found) I'll just stick to the main part of the asylum for now, no point to messing around with abandoned stuff.

Maninacan Cell #471
kewl
Mad Scientists

And why do I amaze you DL44? Is it my vastly superior intelligence?

exactly CFB.

dipshit.

I don't think my refrigerator is even 10 cubic feet.
*scratches head*
Damn it, now I have to find out if it is!

side thought> If this is turning into a "my dick's bigger then yours" contest, I'm in. Pretend damn it. I'm tired of being left out of the penis stuff because I don't have one.

Outside of downright giving you a link, CFB, everything that would let you know where to go get them has been given already. And you really plan on downloading the whole site? C'mon now, it's got to be a helluva lot bigger than just any normal webpage... is it feasible?

And Jeni... I just have no comment...

njuice42 Cell # 551
icq 957255

I think Jeni has some long repressed issues that need some attention.

Maninacan Cell #471
kewl
Mad Scientists

There's no reason you can't pretend Jeni

At least one other person in this thread seems to be pretending about theirs... why not you?

-Butcher-

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well, some people pretend that they have a 'vastly superior intellect', i think it is perfectly reasonable for jeni to pretend that she has a 'vastly superior' uh... member.

as for me... well, no comments, except that the idea of a cute little sofa sounds really cool to me.


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reitsma

God, if you all start posting pictures I'm fucking retiring too.

Dude cfb has a perl viewer.

Damn I do too it's called vi or on my Windows box Notepad.

I think the trick may be accessing the area's where the perl is located via ftp big guy. Or maybe where the files are stored that get included into the pages.

Of course if you want the UBB source code you could always just download it anyway from their site.



.:[ The Tao of Steve ]:.
Be Desireless
Be Excellent
Be Gone
...................................

LMAOROFL @ jeni.

With some of the things said, sometimes I`m embarrassed to admit I DO have one.

What a bunch of tool-less tools.

I`m with krets. First pic, and I`m outta here.

I don't need to now cuz I have access...anyways, I would of have to have downloaded the site VIA ftp, and I can't imagine how big the site is and then view the PERL code...it's a waste of time now

Hmmm...My *ahem* is about 20 times this big:

8=================================================================)))))

can we just get it over with and ban the entire state of washington already?

my most sincere apologies for starting this *discussion* about *privates*
i forgot about the juveniles around this place.

"my pee pee is bigger than yours!"



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reitsma

I'd just like to say I'm from Washington and CFB is killin our rep.
Seattle is a cool place. Dunno about wherever CFB is from.

Maninacan Cell #471
kewl
Mad Scientists

CFB: 1st sign that it's smaller than your pinky toe is when you someone starts exaerating how big it is.


Jeni: if the size of your mouth is any relation to the size of your penis....I'm bowing out - you win (noboby get up in arms over that...anyone who's known jeni should know what I'm refering to.........)

Bob: "tool-less tools" heh. beautiful

Since we're talking about peckers.
Q. What's a four word sentence that means very very small?
A. Is it in yet?

edit: sorry, i meant to post in the private forum

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It amazes me how some people make such a big deal out of almost nothing. Which is essentially what the forums are... old stuff, nothing of any real value today. So can we all just gte the hell over it already.

This is an open discussion forum. No hidden doors, no locks. Sure, there's some old stuff in the basement, but it's their because we lost interest in it. Kinda like that old broken remote-control car you got in the box in ya shed.

~sigh~

Should've kept my mouth shut.

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I'm sorry about anything that I posted...How many of you really hate me?

oh god... not again....


Harmonizing new illusions...
ICQ: 67751342

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Thanks guys. Since we're all men in here....You do understand why I can't post a photo of mine, right?

Still haven't gotten that wide angle lens for my camera....
*cough*

Hehe...man, Jeni, you rock!!

Haha...just trying to 'picture' that...*falls down laughing...*

Oh come on, nobody hates anyone, I'm betting. Hate is such a strong word, I feel I need to know someone *really* well before I can hate them properly. The best I think we could muster here is something like "ooh! you're annoying."


CFB, I love your sig, it's disturbing, but really well done. Do you know the work of Ralph Steadman, he did the illustrations for "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"? It reminds me of that, nice shite.

What was this thread about, I forget?

Your pal, -doc-

have to agree with Doc here .. hate is a pretty strong word .. we are a bunch of net loving, web designing freaks (in a good way) .. so let's leave it at that?

what was this thread about again?

cEll .::. 513

I say take it to the private forums...ASAP!!!




[This message has been edited by WebShaman (edited 06-13-2002).]

Hmm...ok! Thanks!

And with that...we conclude yet another thread that should have ended long ago....