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lallous Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon Insane since: May 2001	posted 07-24-2002 09:17 quote: 1. ... Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you. 2. ... Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. 3. ... Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. >4. ... Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. 5. ... (Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi, you've reached 555-3456. John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again...(ooh) No he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and he'll call you as soon as he... comes. hope you like it...
GRUMBLE Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Omicron Persei 8 Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 07-24-2002 10:01 hehe... funny.
kuckus Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Berlin (almost) Insane since: Dec 2001	posted 07-24-2002 11:14 That's gonna be mailed to some other people, thanks for sharing! kuckus (cell #282)
Ducati Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: in your head Insane since: Feb 2001	posted 07-24-2002 11:41 I got a good one that my friend had on his machine. It goes like this.. Hi..whats up? (now you want to pause for a second) Hey hold on a second ok? lol get it?? MAX
mr.maX Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Belgrade, Serbia Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 07-24-2002 13:02
Darkshadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 07-24-2002 13:32 Hehe !! DS
Maskkkk Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Willaimsport, PA, US of A the hole in the Ozone Insane since: Mar 2002	posted 07-24-2002 14:49 I'll have to use that one about "I'm trying to avoid someone" on my annoying friend that calls all the time! That'd work great! Maskkkk - Face the Present

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lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted 07-24-2002 09:17

quote:
1. ... Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't
pick up the phone right now, because we're doing
something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up
and down, and I like doing it left to right...
real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're
done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.

2. ... Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company,
I've already sent the money. If you are my parents,
please send money. If you are my financial aid
institution, you didn't lend me enough money.If you
are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a
female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

3. ... Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone
I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't
call back, it's you.

>4. ... Please leave a message. However, you have the
right to remain silent. Everything you say will be
recorded and will be used by us.

5. ... (Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi,
you've reached 555-3456. John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's
out... (aah) Yes, he's in again...(ooh) No he's
out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your
name and number and he'll call you as soon as
he... comes.

hope you like it...

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 07-24-2002 10:01

hehe... funny.

kuckus
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Berlin (almost)
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted 07-24-2002 11:14

That's gonna be mailed to some other people, thanks for sharing!

kuckus (cell #282)

Ducati
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in your head
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted 07-24-2002 11:41

I got a good one that my friend had on his machine.

It goes like this..

Hi..whats up? (now you want to pause for a second) Hey hold on a second ok?

lol get it??

MAX

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 07-24-2002 13:02

Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 07-24-2002 13:32

Hehe !!

DS

Maskkkk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Willaimsport, PA, US of A the hole in the Ozone
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted 07-24-2002 14:49

I'll have to use that one about "I'm trying to avoid someone" on my annoying friend that calls all the time! That'd work great!

Maskkkk

- Face the Present